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How much do women care about wealth and status exactly? I'm reasonably well off (few million) and I usually dress like this, except I work out so I have a wider frame and I don't wear super skinny cuts. I'm good looking but short.
Am I appealing to women so much that I can expect to be approached in certain settings, or will I still have to be the initiator?
>>27637440
>but short
Your positive qualities even out with this to 0/10.
>good looking
>short
Pick one anon
>>27637440
White girls dont start caring about money until they hit their 30s and start to lose their looks
Whats the most pathetic thing you've done in the last 24 hours?
>Just took a shower so my parents wouldn't hear me crying
>Didn't even need to take one
I'm sick so I've layed in my bed for the past 48 hours doing nothing
>>27637409
masturbated to a drawing of Louis's feet (from Family Guy)
I've made 2 threads about wanting to kill myself, but still too weak to do anything about it.
>have a dream where I'm spending tim ein my room with Sam from iCarly
>wake up depressed
Goddamn what a horrible feel. A don't you fucking dare say my waifu a shit.
>>27637311
>Sam from iCarly
iCarly with her Asian boyfriend . . fks
>>27637354
>iCarly with her Asian boyfriend . . fks
At the beach
>>27637354
>asians taking Dirty Dan's sloppy seconds
lmao
/r9k/ SURVEY TIME
1. Age
2. Gender identity
3. Home country/where you live now
4. Favorite form of entertainment
5. Favorite creative hobby (e.g. playing an instrument, drawing, photography)
6. Your biggest fear or phobia
7. Your average diet for the day
8. How do you think humanity will end?
9. One major/minor thing you'd like to fix about yourself
10. What's been troubling you as of late?
11. Say anything you want here:
>gender identity
fuck off
>>27637079
too many questions
what the fuck are you doing nigga?
a million dollars survey?
Pappa Bless
It's gonna be OK, guys
>>27636999
Yeah, we'll be alright.
No, its fucking not. The only way out will be suffering.
Beta uprising soon
>Praise Kek
Yup, everything's just fine.
Is it true some of you don't even make 6 figures?
How you stand living like a peasant?
>>27636958
How much in tax did you pay? Or whoever screen capped that
>Only $922 of divident income
>Over 100k in wageslaving income
Mfw
>>27636984
Like 30k~
Hey uncle anon, don't tell my parents but I'm texting chad
>>27636946
girl in the OP with her Asian boyfriend .fks
>>27636946
Don't tell your parents either, but I'm texting you back, Sweetie ;)
Go pour me a drink and I won't tell a soul.
>Study computer science
>weekend comes
>All of the guys in my class chill, smoke weed and play videogames
>All of the girls in my class get super drunk and go out to clubs dance with Chads
Explain
Gentrification of personalities.
>>27636882
The girls wanna get their holes filled with jizzum. The guys wanna fill girls holes with jizzum but only 20% get to.
>>27636882
Yer a beta, Harry.
>niggers with blonde hair
>niggers with straight hair
How can you subhumans be this insecure about your apeness?
>>27636758
You don't have to be angry, white boy. We love you regardless of your insecurity. Chill out and stay cool. There are plenty of other girls beside her. Just because she went for a black guy doesn't mean there won't be a girl for you one day.
>>27636758
Remember the old days
>>27636938
>she went for a black guy
I'm Russian you degenerate monkey. Niggers stand no chance among Slav women.
I believe in God, the Father almighty,
creator of heaven and earth.
I believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord,
who was conceived by the Holy Spirit
and born of the virgin Mary.
He suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried;
he descended to hell.
The third day he rose again from the dead.
He ascended to heaven
and is seated at the right hand of God the Father almighty.
From there he will come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the holy catholic* church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting. Amen.
>>27636746
lmao what the fuck are you doing fAm?
Theres only one True Elohim, and that is Kek.
Kek doesnt lie, he only Keks at human arrogance
>He suffered under Pontius Pilate
Pilate did nothing wrong.
Just bought this bad bad boy. How much of it should I eat?
Here's how it looks like
also, should I eat something before trying it? Heard it's bad to do edibles on an empty stomach
enough to realize you want to die afterall. Time to check out, big guy.
>>27636749
You'll get higher on an empty stomach, however you should eat shortly after or you may get sick.
And IDK, is there not a recommended amount on the package?
>tfw you will never Save Lexi before she suicides
>>27636711
2 Asian guys double-teaming Lexi
>>27636783
>2 Asian guys double-teaming Lexi
*slurp*
is she doing porn again
Hello /r9q\
Have you ever had a sex before? If so, can you describe it in the least sexual/pornographic way?
If you're a virgin(wow faggot), can you describe how you imagine the sensation in similar terms?
benis in vagina :-DDDD
>>27636637
>on r9k
>asks if anyone has had sex
benis in bagina :-DDDD
What is even the point of living when you will never have passionate bareback sex and then cum inside the pussy of a woman who looks like this?
The reason that is the purpose of existence is enough to end it...spewing a substance into a fleshy roastie hole. Yaaaaaaaaa weeeeee, there is a God and such..
Kill yourself faggot
>Tattoo
>Fucks Nigger tranny Jaden Smith
>Kleptomaniac
Shame, though. I really like her face. Reminds me of the girl from the original Jurassic Park.
you can, you just gotta pay
If you put loads of vegetables and shit on your hamburger then you have shit taste. The vegetables ruin the taste of the burger, if you just have meat, cheese, bread, condiments, (and bacon if applicable) then that's all you'll ever need. Vegetables is just lowering the flavor, things like tomatoes and lettuce are overpowering the taste of the burger, it's like you people just don't enjoy experiencing the full flavor and taste that the burger has to offer.
>Inb4 but it makes it healthy
>>27636628
>not enjoying the crunchy lettuce in a burger/sandwich
Shit taste
Why is it legitimately autistic people are always such picky eaters?
That's like saying the cheese and bread "overpower the taste of the burger". Veggies compliment the burger, not overpower it. You can barely even taste lettuce, it's mainly for feel.
