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What is a fast, painless, and easy method of killing oneself with common household objects?
>>27644482
Not a household object but I would always go with cars.
The benefit is that your parents don't have to deal with the fact that there child committing suicide.
Also no pittybullshit from other people
Inject yourself with some fresh air and you might feel better about life, it's as good as a drug.
>>27644523
Just go with a train, its overkill because you'll be dead so quick.
who cares about the conductor though, not your problem regardless of what people say to the contrary
>tfw you're overly sensitive and cry a lot
Why was I raised to be such a bitch?
>>27644479
Because you have low testosterone. They have pills that can fix it
Me too, but I wasn't always like this. I used to run around in the woods and cook crayfish I caught and stuff with my Russian friend. Now I would like puke if I did that.
Growing up really fucked me over, I mean I used to get hurt every day now I cant even stand a little pain
crying is good
as long as no one else sees you cry, you're fine
What did you want to be when you were a kid?
did she died from the aids and nigger sperm?
A video game designer. I'm only 18 and learning computer animation so who knows, it might happen.
Pilot of Boeing 747.that dream will never come true
Theory:
If you still watch Cartoon Network/Nickelodeon cartoons (old and new), play Pokemon, listen to music from your teen years, take Harry Potter seriously, eat microwavable food, and/or enjoy comic book movies, you're a pathetic loser who is rejecting their adulthood. You suck. You fucking suck dude. You disgust me. Grow up faggot.
2nd Theory:
OP is a fag
>Implying both theories are not true
>>27644238
Judgemental losers are the worst loser, and that's you, faggot.
>>27644279
OH MAN MY FEEWINGS
>>27644274
DUHHH
Be honest have you ever truly tried being the real you?
>>27644230
What is the purpose of your picture?
What is this scene supposed to be?
>>27644230
the real me is sanic tier autism
>>27644230
people are not interested in what the real me is like.
Why don't you become a serial killer, anon? It'll give meaning to your life and you can get revenge on the world.
>>27644067
>tfw i want to play oblivion now
>>27644098
>ywn play oblivion again for the first time
>ywn experience Cyrodil in all it's technicolor beauty for the first time again
>now oblivion is just boring and repetitive
mfw
>>27644067
Its not even possible any more with DNA and everything
> chad from work definitely wants to fugg
> I am chubby, but I think he likes the fat that I'm working on it, also le high test meme
> friend from work used to like him
> has a bf now
> still don't want to openly flirt with chad
what should I do? I can't keep being KV forever, but the girl code
The fuck do you want us to tell you
Yeah go be a trashy whore
U go gurl
>>27644002
>> I am chubby, but I think he likes the fat that I'm working on it, also le high test meme
pics?
>>27644038
why am I a whore? I'm KV, I don't even know why he likes talking to me
Is that autist who hated dogs still around? That guy was hilarious.
I like dogs and people who have them are nice people.
My old man told me
>"Anon, don't you ever trust a dog hater. A good way to tell the character of a man is how he treats dogs"
My pap pap's words haven't failed me yet. I've avoided many psychos in my day by seeing their opinions towards dogs.
I like to bully dogs because they can't do shit about it hahahahahha
>>27643987
You're old man sounds like a cool old man.
>>27644053
That's not autistic enough, that autist would invade dog threads and write several paragraphs about how dogs are shit and people who own dogs are worse than Hitler.
Is he still around? He made me feel sane.
>Act like a calm collected emotionless robot on the outside
>Actually feel like I'm going to burst into treats at any given moment
>>27643467
>burst into treats
>mfw
>>27643467
> burst into treatsfuck off bot
>>27643467
>burst into threats
Has there ever been a Robot Meetup in Second Life?
>>27643418
I'll take that as a "No". Why hasn't that been suggested before? We've played Advance Wars, Pokemon, and Tabletop Simulator, but not Second Life?
>>27643418
Never played it, is it any good?
>>27643789
And Terraria too.
>>27643814
It seems pretty neat, I just started playing today. It seems like the perfect game for Robots.
WHY DO ROBOTS HATE MANLETS SO MUCH? IT IS NOT OUR FAULT WE ARE SHORT. I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN A MANLET. FUCK YOU TALLETS AND YOUR SHINS AND THIGHS...5'7 IS A GOOD HEIGHT DAMMIT. STOP MAKING ME FEEL INSECURE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27643370
This post reeks of plebbit.
How much would you pay to fix it?
>>27643370
Because we're almost like fairies. And are infinitely more QT.
ITT: Childhood faps you remember fondly
It all went downhill from here
Top quality taste, Anon. I still get off to Jenny sometimes.
playing ff7 and jerking it to those clunky character models
What do you generally order from the following fast food places?
McDonalds
Arby's
Wendy's
Chipotle
Five Guys
Checkers/Rallys or In n out if you live out west
Burger King
Kfc
Popeyes
>McDonalds
Double quarter pounder with ketchup and cheese
Double cheeseburger
10 piece nugget meal with High-C orange
>Arby's
Two medium roast beefs, one of them a combo with a lemonade or a Jamocha shake
>Wendy's
A Baconator with no mayo combo with a fruit punch and 10 piece spicy nugs
>Chipotle
Never tried chipotle
>Gamergate restaraunt
Two double cheeseburgers and an order of caijun fries
>Checkers
Bacon roadhouse burger combo with lemonade and an order of chicken strips and a small order of wings
>Burger king
I don't really eat at burger king
>KFC
5 piece tendie meal with wedges and corn
>Popeyes
5 piece spicy tendy meal with fries and an extra side order of corn on the cob
>>27643308
>chipotle
>fast food
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27643410
It is fast food. They give it to you quickly.
Bumpie bump bump bumpie bumpeth
You all run into each other in the middle of shopping
How do I RP standing there silently while thinking about killing myself over how much of a fucking useless piece of garbage I am?
I turn 360 degrees and spinkick everyone to the ground.
>>27643296
I act like you don't exist and just pass by you
Hoping you don't acknowledge my presence
My friends are kicking me out of my house this week. My family's given me a few thousand dollars to pay back some debt I owe them.
The reasonable part of me would give them that money and find a cheap place in the city to live in for the time being.
Every other part of me wants to take the money and get the fuck out of here, go across the country, maybe across the world. Doing odd jobs and meeting interesting people and going on all sorts of adventures and trying every drug, every lifestyle, every thing this world has to offer. Stretch the money out as far as I can, and then shoot myself in the head.
What do you guys think?
>>27643184
>kicking me out of my house
>my house
Are you a cuck?
>>27643203
Well I mean my apartment. I don't own this place.
>>27643184
>Every other part of me wants to take the money and get the fuck out of here, go across the country, maybe across the world. Doing odd jobs and meeting interesting people and going on all sorts of adventures and trying every drug, every lifestyle, every thing this world has to offer.
Sounds like a good idea anon
