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Do any of you feel a general lack of social intelligence due to your own isolation from others?
>>27641450
Only when I think about it.
>>27641450
My isolation has left me in a condition where I deeply understand normies and all of their thought processes. Many things become clear when you're not distracted by the action of the game and can observe intently from the sidelines. Sure, you won't ever be a pro athlete, but a brilliant sports analyst, perhaps.
yes, it feels like I'm on autopilot usually, like there's a zeitgeist everyone else but me is a part of
>doing work in class
>turn to your right and see this
What do you do?
>>27641410
Wretch and turn my head in the opposite direction.
Go back to my studies.
Wow that was hard.
Suggest a mostly vegetarian diet.
Have you seen the documentary movie Crumb (1994)?
I'm 30 minutes into it, and this guy is like the archetypal stereotypical /r9k/ user. He grew up in the 60s and went on to become an artist. He drew a lot of weird comics about his ideal women, lack of success with girls in school, and life as a reject of society.
>talks about how girls would go after violent jocks
>talks about how he tried to be a normie in his teens but it came out wrong and people saw it as mean
>talks about how he thought being intelligent and a good artist would impress women in school but it didnt
>obsessed with Amazonian women and drew comics of them
>drew his ideal amazonian woman with a belly, an r9k belly gf
He was also obsessed with sex and getting a gf or getting revenge on normies.
This will be my only bump
>>27641254
Yes, it's really interesting. His music is pretty cool too.
>>27641254
a girl i'm dating (having sex with) right now looks kind of like that and I'm about to dump her because her wide, powerful back creeps me out.
>niggers still exist
>>27641188
IKTF , nice dubs btw
Isn't 88 some how connected to hating niggers or Hitler , coincidence fun
>>27641188
>turn on tv
>see a non white
JUST
nigs gon nog
potatorato
>Where do you live?
>Where do you want to live?
Me:
Arizona
A place that is cold and rainy year round
>>27641178
Vancouver, BC
Whitehorse, Yukon
The summers here are too fucking hot.
>>27641235
I thought they dont get above 80 there. How is that hot?
>Where do you live?
georgia
>Where do you want to live?
a place that has a lot of beautiful nature and a lot of outdoorsy shit to do and explore
Any other asexual robots here?
Or general asexual discussion thread.
Pic semi related
Do you still masturbate? I've read some asexuals still masturbate just because it feels good.
I still fap to gay shit, I just don't like relationships. I've never really liked anyone romantically or had a crush.
>Why are you a virgin?
>I'm asexual
Perfect excuse tbqh
Hey guys, it's my birthday today, and I spent the whole day crying because nothing went right.
I just wanted to be happy for one day. But my friends use me and I just feel alone.
Anyways, what did you guys do today?
>>27641081
Happy birthday anon!
Don't worry about it. Just treat it like any other day and focus on spending quality time with your family instead. I haven't had done or gotten anything special for my birthday since probably 14(20 now) but I had my family.
I'm just passing by, brotha.
Thanks for asking
Happy birthday anon!
(And apparently I just can't say happy birthday without contributing something else, so here it is you jap moot)
Do you believe in Heaven?
Nope. illogical idea. Dont know how the masses fall for this meme. its a way for the rich to say to the poor, dont worrie, in the next life you'll be me..dont revolt please *snicker*
>>27641079
No.
Even if I did I wouldn't belong there.
>>27641259
How is it illogical that heaven could exist?
Thinking about losing my virginity to this.
What say you fellow robots?
>inb4 faggot
>>27641070
Not. Fucking. Worth it.
that's a gook you blind fool
>>27641070
how much does it cost?
If it's less than two hundo Imma say worth pham
How do you respond when someone accuses you of sour grapes, either online or in real life?
>use factual evidence to prove them wrong
>ignore them
Anything else makes you look like a tryhard
all grapes are sour and anyone who says otherwise is a poseur
There are so many ways you can respond I can't even begin to count, I'd either deny or accept it
If you choose denial turn your nose up and pretend you don't, if you choose acceptance admit to it
Either way there's no way you can win, you've been accused of sour grapes.
What do you want to do, /r9k/?
Why can't you?
>want to be a lawyer
>lawyers are a diamond dozen in this doggy dog world, I wouldn't make money at all and would be paying off student loans for the rest of my life
i've already achieved what I want and it's far greater than any dream of your own kid
>diamond dozen
>doggy dog world
>>27640941
I was laughing at this as well, i think he's trying to be cute or something.
Trips chooses how I kill myself.
Please make it a doable suggestion. Do not Waste trips in my thread. I will stream if possible.
Death by hanging
Helium! While you are naked in your garden!
>>27640747
You won't even do it though
Why are you lying and baiting?
I'm pretty sure nobody likes you if you're this much of a lying attention whore
>your age
>do you still listen to metal?
>if no, what other genres of music? (rock, jazz and classic don't count)
>if yes, why? (saying things about posers and not being a pussy don't count)
>24
>no
>punk rock, folk, singer-songwriter, classic country
Yes, because it is the only good music and the true inheritor of the mantle of the great classic symphonies. All other music is absolute shit, but especially whatever OP likes.
42
>my age
19
>do you still listen to metal?
yes
>if yes, why? (saying things about posers and not being a pussy don't count
because there's so many various genres of metal, because it's a form of music that allows me to take out my aggression in a positive manor because black metal is one of the most immersive and atmospheric genres out there and there's nothing better to listen to on a night time drive because there's metal that talks about everything and anything you're bound to find lyricism that you can relate to on a personal level
Cheer up /r9k/, my friend and I made a vocaroo for you so you can enjoy our soothing female voices and stop being so mad for a change.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qgR8QcHiNs
>>27640657
Chinatsu a yuru shit.
>>27640657
I was half-expecting this to be legit shit spoken by another pitch-toned shemale.
I was pleasantly surprised. This is like ASMR for me. Do another, but without the memes? Please, you cunts.
>>27640657
They sound fat, though
Today at my university, I noticed some Trump chalk writings around campus. Do you know what I did in reaction to this? After my social justice in education class, I walked over to the student store to buy some chalk of my very own. I promptly walked outside and I began to write. I wrote such great things as "Trump is a cuck" and "Fuck Trump, along with "Feel The Bern", "Make America Kind Again", and "Bernie 2016". As soon as I completed this project, I washed my hands of chalk dust, proud of a hard day's work. I then opened up YikYak on my phone, and to my delight, I read all of the Trump supporter's yaks. They were so mad! You could even say they were triggered! I really hope they had a safe space to go to after reading my Bernie chalkings! This was a great day, /b/. This was a truly great day!
>>27640581
>make america kind again
you mean make america weak again
>>27640611
You are nothing but a weak little cuck Drumpf supporter, go back to your mother's basement, cuck.
A vote for the bern is a vote for pozzed negholes
