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What would you choose, fellow robot?
Whomever*
The ability to read minds would get you laid, if that person was ever interested in you or could be
100 million is outweighed by supernatural powers
Flight > invisibility
Fight me.
option C option A would get boring after a few years
>>27649558
D, because I can also do A and C with it. How is this even a question?
What would you do?
Original nagger
Knock him out and he just bounces back up again.
>>27649545
Act like I didn't see it, walk away and play it cool for a little bit, take GF out to car, come back and "browse" games for a bit, keeping an eye on him. Then walk by him and prick him with an HIV infected lancet/needle and be like Oh man, sorry about that bro (I have a little clip on pokemon/pikachu pin in hand). Go make my purchase and then leave.
>>27649653
wow edgy
origami commentino
What animes do robots like? I like slice of life. You guys?
I also like SOL
cute girls doing cute things is extremely soothing and comfy
I also like more normalfag kinda shit aswell
>Tfw don't have motivation after getting the post-anime blues too many times
Never been able to get into anime. I find western animation is loke dogs while anime is akin to cats: the former is very literal in and-your-face while the latter is more subtle and hard to get a read on.
Anyone else here use a period tracking app to track how often you've masturbate?
How often do you flick the bean?
>>27649389
In march I flicked 27 times, but I feel that surely I'm on the more conservative side despite my best efforts
>Implying girls do it more than once a week
Is there a game more comfy than Oblivion?
Morrowind, New Vegas or even Skyrim if you ignore all the quests and just wander around.
Oblivion is shit.
DUN dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN DUN DUN DUN dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN
>>27649263
>Morrowind, New Vegas or even Skyrim
How can you be this wrong?
Has anyone here used a toilet brush?
I see them in people's houses but I've never used one. What are you meant to do with them?
>>27649235
i once saw a hardcore porn of a woman being fucked by one.
it looked EXTREMELY painful
Clean the toilet.
I think they're for scraping skid marks off the inside of the bowl? At least that's the only thing I can see them being used for.
>be beautiful female
>literally have no other real qualities to offer, not even a good personality
>still hailed, put on a pedestal and spoiled for the best part of her life
Life is fair.
>>27649224
It's kind of funny, because I'm still not sure what this girl does. I've seen her get posted a bunch of times on reddit, she has thousands of followers on twitter/ig, but the only "content" I've been able to find from her is a youtube video asking people what kind of youtube videos she should do
Definitely pretty though.
>>27649224
>be average female
>men only want beauty
>no matter how much you work on your character it doesn not mean shit
>no man will ever love you like he would 10/10
>men blame you for putting hotties on pedestal by themselves
Yeah, life isnt fair, cry me a river
>>27649262
>>be average female
This already makes life 10 times easier than the one of an average male, you cunt.
And while men work out regularly for years, follow a strict diet and take good care of their body hygiene to improve their looks, women just slap make up on their face to merely hide their dark eye circles and acne just like that.
Fuck off.
Can men even love girl who isnt 10/10?
It seems they are only able to settle while drooling over hot girl, watching porn or taking part in "you fall in love you lose" threads if they are robots?
The thing is men have different standards for what 10/10 is. Women don't even think 10/10 exists.
Most men have fairly low standards but love itself is a meme anyway.
That girl in the pic is a 7 because her eyes are too far apart.
All 3D girls are 8 or lower to me because I have been spoiled by glorious 2D girls.
>>27649208
If that's your 10/10 I feel bad for you.
ITT we avoid the robot
One word at a time
Ossify
Sissify
Modello
Why are you posting on an iraqi snowboarding enthusiast forum instead of bettering yourself as a person? Small steps anon, just go for a 20 minute walk, you might feel better.
>>27649137
because i'm a bad person
im bettering myself i've been reading plato but i want to save the rest of symposium for tomorrow because if i read it now i'll have nothing to read tomorrow
>>27649629
Why plato specifically? What interests you about his work?
I'm thinking about getting a nosejob, they're like 5k I hear. I'm so fucking insecure about my nose, it's so droopy and ugly. I'm dead scared to look at someone face to face because of how bad it is. I'm always at an angle and hiding it. How bad is it /r9k/?
I hate it because I think I have a few Chad features, I just really need to start working out more.
Also, general rate/advice thread if this takes off.
It looks fine you fag. You'd look a lot better with a bit of confidence.
You can do it brother.
>>27649024
1. Die in hell normie.
2. Go to /soc/ you attention seeking whore
who /neet/ here?
unite fellow NEETS. Why are these wagecucks still choosing to be a wagecuck?
>>27648934
If you have the self-discipline to put the time to good use then NEET is honestly superior. There's no good argument for wagecucking unless you really, really need the money in 2016.
Source, someone who has been on both sides of the fence.
>>27648993
Very true but I do pity NEETs who still have to live with their parents.
It's very undignified.
>>27648934
Thisis a call to unite. It should not be dismissed.
dude free stuff
Anyone who thinks Bernie's policies are genuinely just about free stuff is too uneducated to vote i swear.
FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY JEW,GO BACK TO ISRAEL WITH THE REST OF YOUR "SHEKELS"
>>27648944
dude it's democratic socialism it'll work this time i promise
>listening to a Donald Trump Speech
>ruthlessly bashes his competitors
>wait for him to describe beliefs
>still no real meat to his speech
>continues to rip candidates
>mfw he goes off about the impenetrable beaner wall
that nigger is would get assassinated quick if he won
If Trump got assassinated, then everyone is going to get extremely fucking pissed and absolutely overpower the SJW race-baiting cucks in normie-ville.
Every normie and redneck will start talking about conspiracies and globalists and it would be good for the American people.
But let's hope he doesn't get assassinated because he'd be a good President.
>>27648904
>he'd be a good President.
Source: The ass of an uneducated pleb.
>>27648876
If Trump got assassinated he'd become a martyr for everything SJW's opposed. And accomplish infinitely more in death than he ever would have as president.
>I'm getting changed
>I'm masturbating
>I'm fine
>I hate myself and want to die
>x is a meme
>I don't believe in it
>I'm busy nowadays
>I cant get shit done and self destruct every chance I get because of my crippling depression
