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Can we have a comfy albums thread? Nobody home and Hey You make me feel sad but snuggly behind my blanket for some reason....
>Tfw when drugged up on Klonopin here behind my Wall and blanket.
Nice taste OP that's my favorite Floyd album!
>>27651323
TY anon. Meddle is also pretty comfy too. Never listened to Sabaton. Is that a good album to start with?
Girls who rejected you thread
Fat, no boobs, going for shit hipster aesthetic, ugly Jew nose. You sure lucked out anon
>>27651218
Gross lmao
cough medicine will never reject you, anons. a girl rejected me at 13. I'm 24 and my life is alone. friends can suck my cock
If you could fuck one of them, which one would you choose and why?
>>27651203
I would choose to fuck you, Why, because you are a complete beta.
>>27651203
the straight edge one so I dont get accused of rape later
>>27651203
Right
originagio
Anyone lived on campus as a robot? Are you automatically invited to the party if you live in the same building and share the same kitchen? Or are you an outcast there too? Maybe even worse cause they party in front of your fridge?
>>27651141
Ive lived in halls with robots before, at the start everyone is incredibly open and social and will go out of their way to include you - so if you want to be included then dont be a faggot and act sorry for yourself until some 9/10 comes to masturbate you out of your bed sheet fort. Just join in with the fun.
Later on it term you'll be kept in so long as you are happy and fun, though if you are truly a weird autist they may leave you out of house planning for future years.
>>27651205
So basically, living in campus is just the same as living off campus?
>>27651327
Yes. If you are lucky you'll make a few real friends through that forced inclusion phase.
Use racial slurs the robot won't mute.
Golliwog
>>27651130
Kaffir
>>27651130
Jungle bunny
Who here /SpongeFucker/
It's just like the real thing.
>>27651102
Does it feel like entering a portal to heaven with your dick and getting it massaged my a thousand tiny angel hands whos only purpose in life is to make you cum inside?
If not it doesnt feel like the real thing...
>>27651102
that looks higher quality then my setup
>mfw i have fucked sponge multiple times
its a bit difficult to setup though in most cases as I dont live by myself
>have to run around the house getting supplies when alone
>fuck sponges, last infintely as long as I want
>cum is extremely strong, sometimes hurts because too strong
To those that might try it, i suggest you fuck it facing flat ways rather then vag ways, otherwise u get some hurttfw its the closest thing we have to real
>>27651102
What's the glove for? I use only sponges and tons of lube. Feels amazing.
I need a job but my resume sucks. What do?
>>27651051
Start your own business
bloxx
Lie
Supremelly orginal
>>27651051
Lie, fool. Everyone does it. I'm not even sure which part of my resume is reality and which is fiction at this point.
>/r9k/ doesn't rice
Why? Don't you want your desktop to be as cozy as your room?
>>27651043
You're just proving the stereotype of Gentoo users being NEET. My room isn't cozy, because I'm a poorfag. I don't rice my desktop because I don't know how and am too lazy to learn. Nice setup you have there.
>1366x768
Hey miles. Are you a neet?
>>27651072
>You're just proving the stereotype of Gentoo users being NEET
I actually did that rice at work.
>My room isn't cozy, because I'm a poorfag
I'm a poorfag too, but I keep things cozy. You don't need good furniture and stuff, it's all about the lighting and placement.
> I don't rice my desktop because I don't know how and am too lazy to learn.
It can be tedious I guess.
>Nice setup you have there.
Thanks, but that laptop and the theme I made are long gone! That's the only thing left.
>>27651091
Hi and no I'm not.
Does anyone have a browser history worse than me?
>>27651025
The fact that you're signed into Chrome is by far the worst part.
>father sells his daughter for 250000
>not using private browser
Start.
Hey robots, so basically I fucked up, after many "lies" to my girlfriend she finally caught me on smoking cigs with a friend, here it goes:
I lie a lot, but I do because I'm afraid of what people say if I tell the truth, so after many lies such as "I bought you a pie!" but not actually buying it, just saying it to make her feel good in the moment, she got to the drop that spilled the water.
She asked me many times before"are you smoking?" "do you smoke?" and to all of that I said no and no and no, she found out yesterday that I did hide that from her for such a long time and she broke up with me, this girl fucking loved me, she lost her virginity to me, we went through a lot of shit together and even a "break" that she wanted, that only lasted for like 2 days because she was too weak to stay in play for that whole time she wanted to actually take it.
when we broke up she told me "if you change I'll give you another chance, but we are breaking up right now, it's up to you if you decide to change and come back with me, or if you just want to forget about this and keep broken up as if nothing ever happened"
I plan to gitgud at school, fix problems with ym family and myself, get my shit together, then coming back to her with an "I'm ready"
I don't wanna take over a month because I don't wanna get cucked, so what do you guys think?
>>27651001
You sound sane, fuck off before people drop retarded advice.
If you love her, get your shit together and get back together with her. You're probably young and stupid, so even if it doesn't work out between you, let it at least be a lesson.
>>27651001
sounds like you are a compulsive liar since saying you bought a pie when you didn't is fucking mental as she's clearly going to find out once she sees theres no pie, you should probably speak to a therapist
>manlet
>ugly
>look 16 at 24, gonna be a 30 year old teenager in half a decade
>thinning hair
>no adult teeth for a pair of my molars. the baby teeth in place are gonna fall out sooner or later and i will have to get implants
>teeth are also fucked up cuz they're all crowded
>which has led to a weak chin because my jaw never grew the right way
some people should've never passed on their genes
Sounds like you have a hormonal problem, anon. Ever think of taking test/hgh?
>>27650827
do i ask my doctor for this or am i gonna need to get this illegally
>>27650843
Ask first senpai
> I've had two chads think im cute
> dirty, slightly smelly and my hygiene is questionable
> guys like talking to me when I haven't showered
do chads like smelly hippie girls, or do I give off sex pheromones
>>27650729
probably the pheromones if you are also ovulating it overpowers your body smell and makes it appealingyou dumb cunt
>>27650729
Probably see you as an easy fuck
>>27650868
i bet they will have a surprise when they find out it's a tranny
>Age
18
>Sex
Male
>Number of people you have kissed
0
>Number of people you have fucked
0
>Attractiveness out of 10
6
>Biggest contributan factor to you not having a good sex life
I can't talk to women and most of people disgust me
>Location
Darwin, Australia
>Age
22
>Sex
Male
>Number of people you have hugged
1, mom
>Number of people you have kissed
0
>Number of people you have fucked
0
>Attractiveness out of 10
6 or 7 (got rated at several places)
>Biggest contributan factor to you not having a good sex life
No social life. Anxiety. No idea about any social norms / experience
>Location
The Netherlands
>Age
24
>Sex
Male
>Number of people you have kissed
Around 20 maybe.
>Number of people you have fucked
3
>Attractiveness out of 10
4
>Biggest contributan factor to you not having a good sex life
Turned from cute teen to a balding fat ogre mostly resembeling a disgruntled middle aged office worker around age of 21. Chased one girl for 3 years, never got over her. Depression and some meds later and here I am.
>Location
Yurope somewhere.
>Age
19
>Sex
Male
>Number of people you have kissed
1
>Number of people you have fucked
0
>Attractiveness out of 10
6.3
>Biggest contributan factor to you not having a good sex life
antisocial
>Location
Eastern Europoor
I am a Time Wizard.
I promise to send JUST THREE sentences to you at the age of 12.
You can tell yourself whatever you like, but I will not deliver details concerning lottery numbers or major historical events.
This is your chance to repair your adolescent years and avoid the dark fate of crippling roboticism.
It there length limit to these sentences?
>>27650638
No, but you must avoid run-on sentences.
I am the dubs wizard
Your country has become a theocracy.
Possession or distribution of pornographic materials is a serious crime
All citizens must obey strict modesty laws
Sex before marriage is also illegal.
What do you jerk off too /r9k/?
photos of girls
they are still hot
An extra curvy piece of drift wood
>>27650766
>no tight or fitted clothing is permitted
>legs must be fully covered
>hair must be covered or tied back
>sleeves must be elbow length
>heavy make-up is not allowed
