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Who /procrastinate/ here? What are you currently procrastinating?
Schoolwork of course.
>tfw forget how much fun shitposting is until I have things to procrastinate from
CANT STOP
WONT STOP
applying to jobs because im bad at it and continuous rejection is heartbreaking
>>27645061
what have you applied for?
What do you think of blacked.com? This is not spam, it's a genuine question.
i torrent the latest episode 720p every week, it feels good man
I'm slowly losing my interest for everything that isn't lesbian porn.
>>27644347
Some women doing bestiality for a quick cash.
Nothing I wouldn't do if i could.
can /r9k/ solve the hottest meme puzzle currently making rounds on 4chan?
50% you stupid niggers
>>27653192
75%? o r i ginalllduncfnvdkmssjn
>>27653192
LOL, he said balls :3
Retail/wagecuck feels
>Do you work here?
>>27633814
No, I work in the financial industry
>>27633814
I can no longer count my no call no shows on my hands
>pharmacy refuses to sell needles to woman without ID
>she's "diabetic" or some flimsy excuse
>she asks me, a normal floor worker if I can get needles for her
>obviously I can't do shit
>she asks random customer if he can buy needles for her
>illegal as shit, he doesn't do it
>manager eventually has to talk to her and kick her out because she's trying to get everyone to commit a crime so she can do drugs
>tfw gf walked in on me wearing her panties and now she won't stop calling me demeaning nicknames like "princess" and "little lady"
How do I make the bullying stop? She knows this gives me an instant boner and keeps abusing it to embarrass me in public. After she went home today I literally started crying because I know she doesn't respect me anymore and is probably going to start hooking up with alpha males who don't have embarrassing feminization fetishes now.
>>27661122
>How do I make the bullying stop?
Punch her on the nose
>>27661122
Implying she'll ever find one.
>>27661122
>implying any of this is bad for a hard M such as myself
dont know what to tell you anon, just enjoy it. Also checked
Post them hands, let's see them cuck fingers
Still, i have a small dick so i'm still gonna be inferior to anyone
>>27660673
What if my index finger is larger than my ring finger?
...I wish i wasn't a mutant.
Reminder to anyone here who:
>Has friends(even one)
>Has/had a gf
>Has two parents who are proud of you
>Goes to College
>Has a job
>Has a car
>Lives on his own
>Uncircumcised
Needs to get off this board and never come the fuck back.
Why uncircumcised?
Huh that was a close one but car is the only thing that I don't have so looks like I'll be staying.
What if you guys are my friends?original comment
Why don't you just date an older woman?
>>27660046
Because young girls are more fun and don't smell like grandma.
Because i don't want retarded kids.
>>27660046
is that eggmans mom
My sister wants me to go live at her place
Shes a lot of troubles, she was a heroin addict and she almost died twice already, always getting in shady business. She said she gave up drugs and wants more stability and she said she wanted to live with me cause I understand her.
I'm just your basic r9k depressed neet. I guess I don't want much change in my life although I hate my life right now. I feel guilty cause she's the one who raised me when our mom left and she was a very good sister for a depressed kid like me but I never really cared for her during all those years
I always have a big apathy when I have to make decisions. What is the best way to chose
>>27659862
Just follow ur heart. :^)
Just follow your penis. It will guide you down the one true path.
nah I wouldn't
Is it cuck to raise another mans child if the mother is a widow?
it's less cucked than if the father is still alive
No. You're assuring the poor kid receives the parenting he deserves.
No its pretty noble shit actually
Just dont an hero in a tornado to prove a point to him
>Her: "Hey let's do something on this day at this time"
>Okay
>plan it out ahead of time, make sure nothing conflicts, do research when applicable
>Her: "hey i know we were supposed to do something but [i went out and did x instead a little while ago] [i'm full] [i'm tired] [i'm actually going out to see y] [i can't]
I have literally never had a date with a woman because this happens every single time, even when they're the ones who fucking suggest it
and i'm not going to try again because once this happens they've already proved themselves as selfish and unreliable
seriously what the fuck is wrong with women
>>27659761
She's saying,
>"Hey let's do something on this day at this time"
because it's pity.
If a girl wants to get with a certain guy she'll make it happen.
Evidence: normie
>>27659895
that's fucking disgusting
why can't they act like normal humans and just not talk to me
>>27659913
The worst part is she thinks what she did is moral by making you feel included.
complete this sentence, robots
>my gf is ___________
>>27659663
dick dukess
>not my gf yet but im working on it
>>27659663
a cute and is probably cucking me
>tfw guys don't want to date me just because I'm a transwoman
>>27659462
>I'm a trans-grill
Nipples or GTFO
>>27659462
y do you wanna cut off your benis?
>>27659462
Go to /lgbt/ thread or /adv/
I want to cum!!!!!!!
>>27659413
lmao wat?
ferrigno comment
So..cum?
>>27659413
Shit, I'm taking opiates for back surgery. I haven't came in over a month. Zero sex drive. besides even if I did cum I couldn't feel it.
What are your thoughts on the work and teachings of Dr. Sigmund Freud, /r9k/?
He was pretty dumb dude; he was all case study with no hard, objective evidence to back it up.
A girl kicked me out of her house and told the police I was a pedophile because while watching Evangelion 1.11 I started talking about the suconcious desire adolescent boys have to fuck their mothers
Freud is wrong on a lot of stuff but he's essential reading. Karl Popper can suck my fat Oedipus cock.
