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POST ITT IF YOU'RE MAD AS FUCK RIGHT NOW AND SAY WHAT YOU'RE MAD ABOUT
I WAS TRYING TO SIGN UP FOR SOME SHIT AT MY UNI AND I COULDN'T DO IT IN TIME BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T RESPOND TO MY EMAIL FUCKING ACADEMIC BUREAUCRACY I KNOW YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO
MY CAT TIPPED MY FUCKING PC OFF OF A TABLE LAST YEAR AND NOW I HAVE TO EITHER USE A PHONE OR A SHIT TIER PC THAT CAN BARELY RUN FIREFOX
THIS PISSES ME OFF NOW BECAUSE I WANT TO BUY A NEW ONE BUT I FEEL LIKE I'VE WASTED SO MUCH MONEY WITH THE LAST ONE SO IT HURTS TO TRY AGAIN
>>27678068
>getting BTFO by your cat
kek
>>27678025
I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INCREDIBLY STRESSFUL AND DIFFICULT THERAPY AND I CAN'T MAKE MY NEXT APPOINTMENT ON FRIDAY BECAUSE I CAN'T USE THE FUCKING CAR AND I DON'T KNOW ANYONE SO THERE'S NO CHANCE IN HELL OF ME GETTING A RIDE. I'M EXTREMELY PISSED OFF THAT THIS EXTENDS THE STAGE OF THE THERAPY I'M IN BY A WHOLE FUCKING WEEK WHEN I'M ALREADY ABOUT TO FUCKING SHOOT A BUNCH OF PEOPLE AND THEN MYSELF BECAUSE I'M SO GODDAMNED STRESSED OUT 24/7
I'M ALSO PISSED THAT I KEEP HAVING THESE FUCKING NIGHTMARES THAT ARE SO BAD THAT THEY MAKE ME WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT SCREAMING. I KNOW THE CAUSE IS THIS FUCKING "TREATMENT" BUT I CAN'T JUST STOP AFTER HOW MUCH I'VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH
FUCK MY PARENTS FOR MAKING ME THIS WAY, FUCK SOCIETY FOR MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I'M A MONSTER FOR THE WAY THAT I AM, FUCK MY SHRINK FOR NOT WORKING CLOSER TO ME, FUCK THIS BOARD FOR LIKELY NOT GIVING A RAT'S ASS ABOUT THIS POST
anime is already real
>>27678019
That's not an anime, that's a stupid bitch.
>>27678019
>mfw she is in my university
who is the roach now
>you will never throat fuck a twiglike tumblr anime qt until her makeup is smeared and messed up while she is delirious and permanently defiled
Who here can't decide between /delusion/ or /optimism/
I keep posting here looking for that fembot from Alaska I met a while ago. I'm absolutely certain that very soon she'll see one of these posts and we'll fall in love and get married and have a family together.
And then every once in a while it seems a little crazy to think that, but if I don't hold some kind of hope, what's stopping me for shooting myself in the fucking face?
You know where to find me Ash.
>>27677565
jesus anon get it together
fucking hell this is hilarious
>>27677565
Don't go for "Fembots". Fell for one I met back in like 2013 because she liked me. Big mistake.
>>27677619
I will post this thread every day until she sees it.
Would anybody else pay good money to see Eggy get BLACKED?
Does he still have a gf?
Did eggy get the roommate?
>>27677297
Would pay so much $$$ to see that happen.
Makes my cock hard just thinking about the eggmans ridiculously twink frame getting rammed by 12' BBC.
>walk into brothers room
>see this
>wat do?
>>27677175
Back in the day me and my brother had no access to pussy, so we would just masturbate using each others thighs folded together. Not gay at all, we were just practicing for girls.
how so perfectly hairless and evenly toned
Kick him in the balls and laugh as he squirms around on the floor like the roach he is
Why haven't you transitioned into a qt girl yet?
I'm actually just about done tbhfam
>>27677045
Anon, I'm a huge (as in tall and wide) motherfucker. Every time I look myself in the mirror I want to cry. I hope that's enough of an answer to your tranny shitpost.
>>27677045
Because I'm comfy as an androgynous cutie, I like lifting, don't need to go full out to realize women age like shit.
Have you ever had your heart broken by someone you loved unconditionally?
I have and I want to hear your experiences if you have too.
I broke my own heart.
Your heart doesn't "break" but your mind certainly goes "fuq dis"
can't break something that has never existed in the first place
Your lack of masculinity is what is holding you from attaining pussy. You look weak, you look non-threatening, you look "cute", you look like someone who would fold at the first sign of danger(which is true). The reason women avoid you is because you have literally zero survivability. Going to the gym is not going to change that. You are still a beta fuck and now insecure on top of everything. You are psychologically weak and any real man will make you his bitch. Your genes need to be purged from the pool ASAP if the human race has any hope of survival.
>you look non-threatening
I look like a meth addict senpai
>>27676849
Masculinity is toxic and a plague on society.
Countless lives have been lost due to wars started by toxic masculinity. How many have been started by femininity? Exactly
>>27677013
Then why do masculine physical and mental traits attract women?
google is recruiting me, but im hesitant to proceed. everyone i know who has went on to work for google is such a fucking special snowflake, and the services of google are just one giant invasion of privacy
so what do, robos? should i just ignore them and try to scrape together enough to stay in my $400 studio in my current city (midwest)?
>>27676641
You already know the answer. You just want to come here and brag to make yourself feel better, so please proceed to leave and suck google penis.
>>27676682
i dont think so. although im probably just being an unselfaware edgy piece of shit
i dont know
>>27676641
I hope you realize that google has one the best job pays in world. Everyone wants to work there AND EVEN i FUCKING want to be there. Your literary an autist if you reject google.
You have been visited by the fairy jester of time.
You now have access to pic related, but if you enter, you must stay for a year. Only you are granted access; nobody else may come. But as a special favor, your aging on the inside will only be equivalent to outside time. You may use it any number of times until you die, at which point the fairy jester will choose a successor to the power.
>You may use electricity by connecting to the outside. The outside has to pay for usage, but it will be scaled down by 365, so 365 watts is 1 watt.
>You also may have a version of the internet that updates every day to the corresponding time in the outside world, but it is a cached version - you have access to all content, but you can't affect or contact the outside.
The fairy jester's offer is most generous, but like always, he has something up his sleeve.
>There is some benefit in the deal for him, but he won't tell you what it is. He simply tells you that he hopes you do a certain "something" while inside.
Would you do it? And what would you do inside?
>>27675404
>Go inside
>get raped to death by Tyrone
no thanks m8
>trusting the fairy jester
i don't think so senpai
fairies are scum
>>27675438
this, you didn't say the room was already empty
>tfw no blind gf totally unaware of her beauty
>>27674656
>tfw no blind gf that depends on you utterly and wants nothing more than to be enough for you
blind women get as much attention from chad as normal ones. her disability might scare some of them off but shes getting Chad'd every weekend be sure of that.
>>27674826
really? I am not very familiar with the blind community
So /r9k/, when did you realize that nobody was going to save you? That you're actually in this alone and always will be?
>>27674543
>when did you realize that nobody was going to save you?
When I was 9
I'm not alone, though. Once you start the work of saving yourself you meet other adults
>>27674543
>implying I need saving
besides that would just put me in debt to whoever saved me
>>27674543
when dad died 9 years ago
Robots and fembots are the perfect romantic match for each other, but they'll never realize it because they hate each other.
>>27674250
>fucked up timid beta father
>fucked up bitchy attention whore mother
that'd be one toxic family
>>27674355
No one who regularly posts on this board should be reproducing anyways.
I think the implication is they're just both incapable of finding happiness, even if it means in another's company
>claims to be a robot
>can drive
>>27674212
I can drive but it stresses me the fuck out.
>Will never have QT gf to drive me around
>>27674228
if you don't take the bus, you can't be a robot
>>27674279
I live in a rural area that doesn't have a bus
>meet qt Russian girl on anonymous app
>add her on WhatsApp
>We talk for a bit and she send me audio of her talking
>dataccent.gif
>She asks "Can I see you?" in her broken English
>Sweats and gets nervous
>"O-okay... Just give me a minute haha"
>Sends her the picture
>"I'm busy and have things to do. I'll be back in two hours."
S-She's not coming back, is she /r9k/...
>>27673959
How do you even know it was her?
No, she is not. Try not to be ugly. women are picky.
>>27673970
She said what I told her to say in the audio. I know it was her.
