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What would make you truly happy anon?
Money&Weed
>>27667950
Having some sort of meaning that isn't contrived by society to fulfill fleeting pleasures. To bad I'm way too smart to be religious
>inb4 fedora
>>27668120
That and being a harem mc
Not one of the faggot ones though
25+ year old men are you honestly attracted to most women your own age? Most older women look like men to me.
pic is an 18 year old goddess which you can never have anymore due to your decaying old man looks.
>>27667530
s-she's cute
who is she?
Not that any of us will get sane women to begin with...
>>27667557
Ella6361
ITT tier level icebergs of robots
Adding to the pile of cold
I have ascended to the bottom
>>27662131
>tfw into unbirthing
by the way why is unbirthing and vore in separate stages? they're both bizarre and similar.
Trips add a ton of color to the board and risk getting flamed or doxxed to provide the greatest entertainment they can muster. When I think of what makes 4chan so great I immediately think of all the tripfriends who grace us with their charming personalities and who consistently make us laugh. A big thank you to every trip and name brother for continuing to make 4chan a unique and exclusive experience. We appreciate you.
Honestly, I agree. Posting with a trip is pretty much posting on hard mode. If everybody had a trip you wouldn't have people acting like such hostile little shits for no reason because people would hold them accountable for it. Posting quality would probably be much higher too, and it would remove samefagging. I kind of wish Hiro would introduce a board where every IP has an ID associated with it. Fags could change their IPs but it would be much more obnoxious to shitpost very hard as long as the board is remotely slow.
No. There has been maybe 2 or 3 good trips, and they're none of the ones you're thinking of. The rest are annoying as fuck faggots circle jerking and spamming dumbass threads over and over again.
>>27660040
Nah faggot we just shitpost for attention
>The viral Twitter video shows a female student shoving a male student, causing him to stumble back and eventually fall on the floor
>roided up on feminism
>no vid
fuck you op
>>27659882
http://www.redpillphilosophy.com/2016/04/body-slammed-female-gets-taste-of-gender-equality-after-shoving-boy/
Sorry bud.
He's actually assaulting women the literal mad man.
anyone got any rare carls?
>>27654676
Will this do?
Ravioli ravioli comment is originoli
Fuck, when will carl's nudes leek? I need some new fap material senpai
>>27654676
priviliged upperclass kid who have never been around dindus, quaranimals or spics, thinks we're all the same.
>when a non white claims to be a robot
Nonwhites are the only ones who CAN be robots. This is literally a statistical fact. You /pol/tards and stormweenies love spewing (out of context) statistics, don't you?
>>27673853
>only ones that can be robots
>always extroverted and carefree
>>27673882
>>always extroverted and carefree
You're assuming that all non-whites are the same.
I've spent 2 years in a mental facility because of my schizophrenia and I can't talk.
I have no friends besides the voices in my head
>tfw girl with a hairy ass crack
Would you still date me?
Be my hairy gf right now
Why not shave it?
>>27671769
Fuck off hairy is hot
You win /r9k/, I'm officially one of you
>girl messages me out of nowhere
>talking for over 6 months
>get really close
>stay up almost all night talking
>she's never had a bf, still virgin
>closer with me than anyone else
>talk about each others' deepest problems
>even gives me cute nicknames and send the occasional "x"
>she's always kind and doesn't cut me off no matter how much I sperg out
>finally get over fears and make a move
>cop this
what do guys
this is fucking me up bad
>>27671206
>6 months
There's your problem. I think if you don't make a move within a month you're a cuck, and that's generous.
>>27671206
It took you six months to make a move wtf do you expect.
shes probably an attention seeking valdition thirsty typical insecure little girl
that or you missed all the hints that she thinks your only a friend to her
if she genuinely didnt give any hints that your just friends then shes probably the first one
>mfw I realized free will is a fucking illusion
this idea fucks with me on a daily basis
guess it was always going to
How do you know the you that percieves isn't part of a system that make decisions for you... but since you are the outlet, you made the decision.
>>27671099
>guess it was always going to
nice
I know some of you have girlfriends or a relationship. Yet you still come here. Why do you do that? Why come to this place if you have someone to love you?
Actually curious. You don't fit the whole "meta" of being a robot if you have a relationship, so why?
If you have a girlfriend you are not a robot and do not belong on this board. Go back to posting your gf's picture on /soc/ and stop coming here.
Because I was never a robot, I was a "gentleman".
It's not my fault I can't stop coming here no longer how I try- but don't start saying I changed, no, the board did. There's only one robot I believe in, and it's the one that prevents repeat posts.
You'll read my posts about how sweet and sexy my gf is and you'll LIKE IT.
>>27670124
Dat pose tho
What if A BOY liked you?
happened to me in the 9th grade I didn't hit the boipussi but there were lots of rumours that I did
I'd take his friggin dick and friggin mess with it dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>sorry, but I'm just not into guys
Lets get one going.
>>27666928
Women are nice
>>27666928
You know hating women isn't going to make your life any better
I've been thinking about raping women and slashing their faces lately but I don't know if I could go through with it honestly.
>talk to therapist today
>suddenly feel motivated and don't want to die
ITT: things that never happen in the real world
>talk to therapist
>don't believe anything she's telling me and convinced she's lying to make me feel better
>talk to a therapist
>don't mention my unhealthy obsessive crush on a fictional character
who /wish they could hug the sad and lonely people on r9k/ here?
figured id need an anime girl for this type of post so i googled random anime girl
*hugs you* okay bye
>t-thanks
>>27666675
tell me your story anon please, it would make the hug feel much better
A lot of them probably smell tbqh
