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How would you escape the horror that is your life?
Nakama, is there even a fucking choice?
That's by far the best thing on the list
road eternal by far
>>27692733
>27692733
escapism. lots of it.
I wanna move to LA & just drive
>>27692688
I would hate to drive in LA.
>>27692688
just play gta v fa-m
>wants to be in LA
>also wants to drive above 30mph
I have some bad news for you, OP.
mathematics is the comfiest major
>>27692096
In a symmetric group of degree n with any element x, why does x^n = 1 imply that every cycle of the permutationn ^ n = 1?
Seriously. I can't figure this out. Its part of a larger proof I have all figured out.
Its not fucking homework either, so don't use that excuse for not being able to help.
>>27692096
>mfw EE and CS major with free math minor
QUALIFIED
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>everyone thinks im really smart because im a math major
>im actually retarded
theyll never know the truth
Just thought I'd share a pedo I was cucking for a while. If anyone wants I have more of him. It kinda has a fucked up ending.
>>27692012
did you get something from him? (other than gayfap material)
Keep posting them anon
I'm assuming you call the cops on him or something along those lines.
Am I a hipster if I drink black coffee purely to make myself feel cool?
No, but you are a pathetic faggot, especially for making a thread about it.
>hipster
shit word mate
if you do anything just to be cool you're a fraud, but coffee with cream and sugar in it is fucking gay and it's obviously better to be a fraud than a fag so i approve
and i am a consequentialist, as long as the coffee is not being ruined no true harm is done, regardless of intention
>>27691426
>but coffee with cream and sugar in it is fucking gay and it's obviously better to be a fraud than a fag so i approve
I don't know what to do.
>Live by myself
>Great paying job (80k or so a year)
>Disabled Veteran (2000 a month extra in disability)
>Single, just went through divorce.
>Do nothing except work and be depressed.
I have all this money but no drive or desire to do anything. What the fuck do I do? Keep in mind, depression is killing my will do pick up hobbies or do anything, I'm in the ultimate funk.
Pic related; my fucking cat and brick of cash I won playing black-jack. Yay.
Take a vacation somewhere
Step 1: don't take advice from people worse off than you are.
Fuck off normie
>>27691276
Can't take time off of work, boss has me on lock down.
im bored, make carts and post em please
wanna see /r9k/
>>27690997
Desu nya
>>27690997
op here, with this original post
Pizza picnic.
>we at the chinese buffet this time
>lunch hours
>>27690679
I wonder if the hostess watches anime, i should go ask her
>I turn 360 degrees and flying roundhouse kick everyone to the ground.
I shit in the Hunan chicken.
Shill thread pt 2
Last one died, here we go
Previous thread: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27669641/
>>27689843
>tfw shills unironically post using words like "lolz" and "samefaggot"
>tfw shills respond to me with pictures named "Download"
Convenient, great tasting, & affordable. Little Caesars, pizza, pizza
How do you guys deal with the crippling depression and loneliness? I'm losing my fucking grip here
The longer I live the more it seems like a suicide is the best option moving forward.
>>27689771
>losing my fucking grip here
Get one, you gotta
>>27689771
Generally, I don't.
Caffeine seems to turn down the effect a bit though.
>TFW good looking sister who literally poses like this on Instagram and gets 200+ likes and heart eyes under her pics from guys and girls.
I try to look my best and I get like 6 or 7 likes on a good day.
Who here /lessattractivesibling/? Why is life so unfair to us?
yea. my brother is/was a typical "bad boy" that has had multiple threesomes and basically had groupies jumping on his dick any chance they got. not ugly girls either, all of them were 7/10+. I used to hear him pounding the girls out from my room. and the whole time he had a 9/10 girlfriend.
and I'm a virgin shut in... life is very strange.
>>27689704
>woman gets 100+ likes on social media
unless shes completely hideous thats completely normal
>>27689882
>>27689704
are you girls?
Who here is /disgusting/?
>Tfw plastic surgery can't even fix me
lose weight and you would be a pretty high quality trap
are you on hormones?
Are U mad cus ppl on /fa/ couldnt tell ur gender?
>>27689313
Do you have a penis or not
Original
Ok, so here's the deal
>Get diagnosed as Autistic fuck last year
>Get sent on courses to deal with Anxiety, Depression, all that stuff
>first session of Autism stress, someone flips RIGHT THE FUCK OUT
>First time I heard someone reeeeeeeee irl
>They move to one-on-ones
>Get in these lessons with random woman
>I think she's got worse brain problems than I do
>Her only advice is "It's just a different way of thinking". Well fine dipshit, but since normies can't understand me how the fuck do I translate my speech into dipshitese
>Depression advice was "Try challenging those negative thoughts". I don't have reasons to live cumdump
>Anxiety advice was "Find a way to calm yourself down"
>So, as I see it, I'm doomed forever because Normies are too fucking terrified of offending me and implying I'm in anyway different to the braindead masses to actually try and help me
But other than that Im just fucking peachy, anyone else had to deal this shit and if so, how did you get by?
>>27688863
>Get diagnosed as Autistic fuck last year
are you memeing here or are you actually autistic?
How did you get diagnose and what's your age? I was diagnosed with autism young and never was able get a hold of my medical records cause my mom a lunatic that lost all my records.
>>27688911
Legit autist
I mean seriously, would someone who isn't a non-functional neet ask 4chan for advice of all places?
Did you choose the NEET lyfe or did the NEET lyfe choose you?
Personally, the life chose me. Despite my efforts, education, work history etc. I can't find anything to support me. I live with my parents and have no hope at this point. Trying to learn to accept it, but I just can't don the smug pepe when I'll never get bux, have debt, and feel miserable all day.
>>27687242
Dude, turn to self employment. Get a skill like web development or something, you'll be able to live on your own and do your job how and when you want to do it.
>>27687242
i want to hug you anon
>>27687270
>implying it's easy
>implying we can do it
>>27687242
Why can't you get a job, anon?
Have an extra pepe? Leave it here. Need one? Take one.
this is one of my most favourites pepes
Earned this one back in 'Nam
A personal favorite of mine
![aa0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b6gOxT4.jpg "aa0[1]")
