Hey fellow robots! So I saw a thread yesterday that got pretty popular about urban exploring. A lot of people were sharing stories and pics of their journeys.
I also saw quite a few people that were urbex virgins that wanted to start doing it but weren't sure how to. That got me thinking. My friend and I have been pursuing this hobby since we were around 11 years old. We are 22 now and still going strong! We talked it over and we decided that we want a solid crew of likeminded people to urban explore with us.
We know of dozens and dozens of places that we have explored already and hundreds more that we haven't! So to get this rolling, we are looking for people 18+ (Most of our treks take place in the middle of the night and the last thing we need is someone underage getting busted for curfew.) You have to be in shape. We are not looking for 300 pound spergs. I'm not trying to offend anyone here, it's just that we hike for miles and miles in pretty rough terrain to get where we are going and I know overweight people probably can't do that. Another must is that you know the risks or urban exploration.
Methheads/cops/getting hurt on site/tresspassing are some of the dangers. I personally have never had issue with any police and have never seen any homeless people/methheads on site.
We are located in the 44077 area of Painesville, Ohio and do most of our exploration within 80 miles with some exceptions. So if you really want to start urban exploring and you fit the criteria and live close, please fill this out.
>Age
>Area code
>Email address (throwaways are fine, I just need to be able to contact you.
And that's it! Urban exploration is one of the best hobbies out there for the modern day explorer. You get to go to places that haven't had human contact in a long time. You learn some history about the places you go. I really look forward to hearing from you guys! Hopefully we can get a r9k urbex group going!
Lovely idea
shame i am from the UK :(
>>27658546
I've heard that Uk has some amazing castles and hospitals to explore. I would love to go there some day
>>27658880
Was at Harperbury Mental Asylum on easter sunday with a group of people. Had to hide inside one of the buildings on site as security came in with his dog, they were no more that ten feet away from finding us when they turned away, left the building and fucking locked us in on their way out.
We moved a fridge over to the wall and i had to climb out of a first story window, drop down and go round to free my group.
Shit was like a fucking videogame.
Who here is just waiting for death to come?
I mean I cant commit suicide because I couldnt do it but the idea that Ill die one day is enough for me to continue getting shat at by other people. I was born as ugly male and will be a slave for life for minimum and with no support of other people or friends.
Im still nice to people though because I know they are better than me and I am just worthless.
Do someone know this feel?
I'm waiting for my roommate to finally go to sleep so I can peacefully get out and jump from the balcony. Did the whole preaparation ritual, tried to pay off most of my debts and realizing that writing suicide notes or fishing for attention from friends just delays the inevitable.
Wish me luck!
>>27658104
i'm planning to travel around this summer, and find myself on a high cliff at sea in the end. did everything i'll ever achieve in life already anyway.
i'm just gonna jump backwards and drown desu
>>27658217
>>27658222
You are brave anons. I couldnt kill myself because Im weak so I just try to make people feel good even if they hate me but its ok because Im ugly and never was born fortunate enough.
Lately I was thinking if its better if I am nice to people who hate me or not. I mean do they feel better if ugly person is being nice to them but not bother or if I try to be quiet if I am not asked to speak?
Strange dilemmas.
I know I already to you but I think you are really brave being open with such plans and even trying it.
How would you have handled this situation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2mtDU_B-fA
>>27657883
Gunshot to the head, do the world a favour.
>>27657883
What is this "Signs" thing?
That groovy redhead chick made this video good.
>tfw finally got above 60 wpm
I switched to typing properly a month ago. This shit is too easy. Normie typing standards are definitely way too low.
How about you, r9k?
http://10fastfingers.com/typing-test/english
bump
>tfw typing this original comment very quickly
its okay is guess
65 wpm and i only type with two fingers :/
Have you ever been on a date, anon?
How did you fuck it up?
>>27656524
Im 21 and never been on a date.
I'm 24
Never been on a date
Never had sex or been in a relationship
Also have a shitty wageslave job
It's to late for me. Girls don't want someone inexperienced like me at this stage in life.
>tfw first date tomorrow
I'm anxious as fuck. My biggest fear is that she cancels last minute. At least if the date blows I'll learn something.
Rate my first porn vid. Tips/comments are appreciated
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57035bdc9cc84
Are the fat woman? You could have cupped the balls more I guess
>>27655876
I'm the man. We may do another video. We could def do better than this.
>>27655759
Why do you keep posting this and who is she?
Where do you stand politically, robots?
Use the gotoquizz political spectrum test or politicalcompass.org/test (the former is better).
>>27655562
According to political spectrum test I am left social libertarian. Whatever that means.
>>27655562
Middle upper right. Like, dead center of Quadrant 1 (uppr right)
>>27655774
It means "feminism was good at first but now they've gone too far" sargon of akkuck subscriber
>Say hi to Anon, Daniel!
>*whispers* He's going to be your new daddy...
>>27654764
well if mommy looks like that i'm in.
>>27654764
>>27654764
I'd get with the mom for a piece of that nice ass
>>27654764
>white kid
>hot bitch
count me in
Mischief thread. Post 'em.
>post in a devilish thread
>haven't done anything devilish recently
>suck a random guy's dick
>not even gay
>>27654703
>my friend came in my ass
>he says "I'm glad my best friend is gay too"
>he doesn't know I was just practicing for girls
>spend most of my time day-dreaming about how great life was when I was young
>think about how beautiful I looked
>how much potential I had
>whenever I talk to younger girls, I find myself wishing I had their youth and innocence
>tfw want to steal it from them
>>27653880
This is pathetic. Feel bad that you have shitty fast-aging genetics.
there is a god afterall
This is how witches are made.
>tfw all traps are complete degenerates?
>tfw you will never have a nice loyal trap gf
>>27653791
what did you expect Anon. Homosexuality is a mental illness.
>>27653830
i thought traps would be able to understand the feel of wanting an actual, loving, monogamous relationship since they used to live as males too
turns out they only want validation and hundreds of dicks
>>27653936
Literally look anywhere and you will find a lonely mtf that just wants a bf.
/r9k/, I think I know how to avoid the Friendzone and how to escape it if you are already there.
To avoid getting dumped in the Friendzone, whatever you do, never compliment a girl. If you do, you are just giving her an undeserved self-esteem boost and undeserved praise is what creates entitled Stacies. The thing is that the dating system seems broken because so many betas compliment girls when they don't deserve them that they put them in a pedestal and start to believe in their own hype. To avoid being dumped in the Friendzone, you have to make them earn your admiration, tell the girl to do something special to stand out from other girls(i.e have sex with you) instead of saying she looks prettier than other girls because she wears a new dress.
If you are already in the Friendzone, there's a very simple way of escaping: just walk out. Ignore the girl and seek others elsewhere. Given some time, the girl will see you don't need her to be happy and she'll get jealous because you're not paying attention to her and she'll try to get your attention. That's the mentality of an alpha, anons. Stop beatifying yourselves and you won't ever have to fear being in the Friendzone.
>>27653401
rule 1:
fuck a girl asap within hours of meeting her.
rule 2:
don't obsess over a certain girl.
>>27653401
Just stay in the friendzone and find a new girl. Who cares? There's literally millions of girls out there.
>>27653497
>fuck a girl asap
This. It doesn't have to be within hours of dating. But it shouldn't take more than a couple of dates or times of hanging out together. It is literally all it takes. Once you've had sex with a girl, all the power of the relationship dynamic shifts to you.
Do you love your sister?
No she's an annoying bitch.
no, she's a tumblrina.
No, I dont have one
>if dubs you have to take a week off from r9k
>if trips you have to take a month off
>if quads you forget r9k even exists
>if quints your oneitis will realize what a nice guy you are and finally date you
Roll.
>>27652768
My oneitis is misaki
ROLLING FOR QUINTS OR QUITS
I want out.
>implying not original
We haven't had one of these threads in quite awhile, so post your faves & rate others.
i'm a special snowflake
look at my "tastes"
pls
THE THREAD
100 hours in paint
bloxx
>>27651895
It's been over two years since I made this, but everything's still the same. It's hard to believe it's been two years since I've found another favorite book; I guess that's the downside of mostly reading non-fiction these days. The only ones that'd contend would be A True Novel and The Makioka Sisters.