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does anyone have a link to the /r9k/ discord? I'm so alone maybe just lurking and listening to others talk will help
https://discord.gg/0ulU9wpa9Y6I7zVc
come to mine and you can look at funny memes
>>27652805
>join channel
>first thing I see is a man butt
>>27652935
thats the dunce of the group. A man who claims to be a scoiopathic physcologist who has indirectly killed someone. JUST ignore him
Are socially retarded NEET girls real?
>>27652576
Of course they are. They're called welfare queens.
crazy cat ladies and housewives
tweakers
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN
Good morning wagecucks! Whew, another few minutes and I'd have to wish you good afternoon instead!
I've got some exciting news, wagie!
I'm joining you. I've found a job and I start in a little less than two weeks. It's a fairly comfy office job, mostly data entry and content writing, making a good amount of money and not too far from home.
All you other NEETs are probably furious, but you know what? It's time to be honest with myself here. I've been NEET since August and far from being better off I'm fucking miserable. Oh, I could make up some wild tale about my myriad intellectual pursuits or the 10/10 babes I've wined and dined but let's be real: these past 8 months I've spent watching movies, playing vidya, shitposting, drinking, and feeling sorry for myself. I've worked up the motivation to start running and lifting, but only a few weeks ago. My diet is terrible, my depression and anxiety make even simple errands an ordeal, and I have almost no money. The last time a girl looked at me with anything beyond disgust or pity was in high school. I've disappointed and alienated almost everyone in my life. I'm alone, unhappy, and slowly going insane from the isolation.
But now I have purpose. I have a job I can actually get excited about. I have a reason to get out of bed before noon and a reason to clean myself up and make myself look nice. I'll have an income that means I can actually live independently and afford to do fun things. I can look my family in the eye again.
So, sorry fellow NEETs. I see through the lie and I'm not going to delude myself any longer.
Great job. Welcome to the world of the living.
You're an impasta
congratulations
we'll see you again soon
get lots of rest while you still can, pal
>tfw you're not attracted to adult women
>>27652460
What are you attracted to OP?
preemptive or ig in al
>>27652460
OP is pedo confirmed
>>27652488
i like 13-18 mostly
>>27652527
i don't find kids attractive i just don't see adult women as sexual
>he wears anything black
His elbows are dry
There's skin on his nose
He doesn't dance facing a wall
He doesn't sleep sideways
He doesn't color code his vegetables
>>27652301
>hehe le edgey teenage boy fedora meme xd
>>27652301
Fuck u, im just trying to blend in as a normie
>finally get a decent job
>going to lose my gf because of it
Just give up. There's no winning.
or you could just focus on yourself for a while and find a new bitch down the line
jus sayin
>>27652276
ah bollocks to it, you probaly didnt like her in the first place
least you got a decent job, could always drown all your troubles on getting shitfaced
>>27652276
Green text why are you going to loss gf because of workwhy have you forsaken neetdom
>janitor applications open
is there a bigger form of mental retardation then tyring to fix this shithole, while not even being paid?
>>27652242
I could probably improve this board 10,000% with about 10 minutes of work a day to be honest.
>>27652257
Then apply. If you think that its just browsing the board and removing the shit, you're in for a surprise.
>>27652306
ex janny? how was it?
>go on pornhub
>go to the For Women category
>be male
/mischief/ thread
>stormy day
>leaving store hear "Be careful out there, the roads are really bad!"
>drive like a lunatic through every puddle i see
>flip car and lose both arms in the crash
>have to eat through a tube inserted down my throat
>>27652179
>live in rural area
>walk outside to the road I live on
>look up and see deer crossing sign
>be human
>cross the street anyway
>>27652179
>have expensive high-powered night-vision binoculars
>big group of college girls down the road put on tight and skimpy cloths and play basketball
>every Sunday at ~12pm, right before church usually
>nofap until Sunday at 12pm
>they never see me becaue I'm too far away
>I recently bought a tripod to put the binoculars on so I can use two hands
>they're all hot athletic blonds
I have good skills but horrendous work history.
>tfw I will never get a good job
I can't even get a response from this pathetic board.
>dropped out of school at 16
>24 now
>been NEET all that time
Very little hope for me too.
>>27652435
What are we going to do? We have to do something, right?
Come join indian chad and QT trap gf on omegle
get to know your robots
tags: r9k robot9001 r9komegle omegler9k
gotcha
originalocommento
>>27652114
Make them eat dirt!
>>27652211
lets count to 5 and theyll do it. Ill start
1.
Bought some new shoes and I'm worried I fucked up, /r9k/.
I know they aren't New Balance, so I should be safe, but they are white. I need to be sure, bros. Are these autism shoes?
Those are high functioning autism shoes
>>27652019
they're okay, chill
>>27652019
Addidas squad salute!
Bruh they're bitchin sneakers i like the slenderness and the twotone
Roommate hate thread
my roommate
>Christian moralist fundamentalist
>cares more about no premarital sex then biblical prophecy
>I explain to him that your average girl has basically been with 500 guys and that women are only attracted to looks and don't have sex until marriage meant when people married at 16
>snores LOUDLY
>plays Christian wigger rap loudly
>orbits sub attractive women
>berates me from having sex with occasional skank
>has man bun
>believes that personality matters to women
>casually uses profanity like a 14 year old
>claims to be 6 ft. Despite being shorter than me and I'm 6 ft.
>>27651989
>"has man bun"
Yeah I got nothing...
>>27651989
Sounds like an absolute fuck OP. I
Have two roommates who are pretty cool so I can't really contribute
>>27652126
>>27652058
I share a fucking room with him. If he was living in the in the other room it would be great.
Where does one acquire an under 20 preferably virgin waifu?
>>27651714
In a religious college that's still in her hometown/close enough that she lives with her parents.
>>27651714
Your asking the wrong people. Why the fuck would you think the people of r9k would know.
>>27651714
Literally impossible if you're 25+.
How can white women even compete?
Have you accepted your yellow goddesses yet?
>>27651565
>yellow goddesses
KEK
>>27651565
I've got a chinese gf. Pretty good.
i imagine asian girls have an interesting smelling bagina
i also imagine they do freaky fetish sex because they are either in japan or very close
red flags thread
uranium edition tbqh
When a guy smokes weed or plays video games
>>27651425
i thought that was a horse
>>27651425
what a fucking amazing dog
how is that a red flag?
