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I kind of fucked up. I asked 2 French girls from university to come visit me in the countryside over easter break kind of not expecting them to show up and they are coming tomorrow. I literally have no idea what to do, how do you keep girls entertained. There is nothing where I live its basically rural Ireland.
What exactly am I meant to do ?
>>27648832
Play cornhole
Show them your Pepes.
>>27648832
French birds are filthy!
Shag 'em in the fridge, freezer, shag 'em on the toilet, in the attic. They LOVE a good shaggin'.
what have you been doing for the past month, anon?
>sitting in bed playing dwarf fortress
>very rarely getting up to go get some food
>playing shit-tier fingerstyle songs on a classical guitar i got off a friend
>>27648791
That's not that bad to be honest, anon.
I barely get out of bed some days, and even when I do I just lurk/shitpost a little/jerk off and then sleep.
>>27648791
>mainly just Victoria 2
>basically just staring at maps all day
Tutoring for money
What am I supposed to do with it now? I can't spend it on drugs fast enough
Reminder that women honestly believe they can be lonely
>>27648734
Here's a cool pic of the womyn who drew this being "forever alone", OP
>>27648734
I think guys forget that ugly women exist
I'm very,, very lonely.
youtube whore purposefully skips her birthcontrol in order to get pregnant because she's jealous of her friends...does it work out??!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM5c7y_cXX8&feature=youtu.be
start at 4:10
she continues:
"on purpose"
complaint that the bf, that didn't even want a kid was "working too much"
>>27648651
forgot original pic
Who /devilish/ here?
>hear someone sneeze and say "bless you"
>don't really mean it
>>27648545
>pic related are pretty heavy doors
>pass it and hold it because I see someone behind me who's not very near
>he has to run to get the door because he surely thinks my patience will run off and he can't bother opening it
>Are you feeling suicidal?
>Tell them no
>I actually pray for death everyday
>>27648545
>meet older guy from craigslist m4m section
>asks if he want to fuck me raw or with a condom
>says I'm allergic to latex
>he fucks me hard raw and cums inside me deep
>not really allergic to latex
Why japs are so fucking ugly in real life?
>>27648515
False, these are Koreans. Known as Zainichi. Dirty Korean lies.
>not even 1 decent looking girl
Wtf
>>27648515
If you think they're ugly, then you must be blind.
What's your dream job?
I want to be an architect but I'm not smart and can't afford college so it's never going to happen.
being the guy that made Minecraft
I want to be a one-hit wonder
>>27648487
I wish someone paid me to lay around and do whatever I want.
furniture designer. moved to germany, learned german, am studying industrial design. college is free bitch.
When i was here a few years ago i saw many people who were a few years older than me, now i don't see that many any more.
Did those people stop coming here?
>>27648468
Most robots don't make it past 25
>>27648468
How old are you?
>>27648499
Im 28.
>>27648555
I'm 24. Sometimes i see people older than me but it's pretty rare.
Who is your hero?
>>27648465
Suicide loli goes hard
>>27648465
Sounds like she was a retard
>>27648698
We all end up the same in the end no matter what.
>you will never hug a female
>>27648187
I hugged my 7 year old younger sister yesterday
Why do I feel like you have to mean hugs?
They're hugsgod I don't get enough hugs...
Gave me the feels
>>27648187
>you will never hug a female *again
im so hungry and i have no money for food.
What the fuck. I swear, I've never seen a black person that looked that much like a monkey before. No way that image is real.
>>27648144
the trashbin is open 24/7.
>>27648375
aboriginals m8
>When her map awareness is shit
>When she's part of a "youth" group
>when she thinks she's a robot and thinks she has the right to post on r9k
>She cosplays
Does he lurk /r9k/ and /pol/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qHnIp-WzCI
he got absolutely btfo by libertarian socialist rants
>>27648068
>he got absolutely btfo by libertarian socialist rants
Link?
>>27648087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPvHoxlY3UY
Would you lick her masculine boyvagina /r9k/?
I can never tell if faggot like that are male or female...
>>27647975
No. She's a roastie pretending to be a male, she will never be a male and she's a fucking hideous creature with a nasty slug penis clitoris thing straight out of a fucking horror movie. I feel bad for anyone that thinks they just have a clean nice vagina down there. Testosterone destroys women completely, not that women are any better standard. Date a fucking guy or a trap, you'll thank me later
>>27647975
Why can't this thread have 100+ replies
It's not lesbian because she is a boy
Why do you live robots?
I can't seem to find satisfaction for myself. I used to take a Nietzschean approach and make my own reasons. However losing interest and other factors can fuck with that. I lived for good times with bros but that makes me vulnerable to their leaving and makes me think of hedonism in a way. I could be hedonistic but it seems shallow and ultimately unfulfilling for me. I could live for philosophy and knowledge but I'll never be a genius. I'm just slightly above average at best.
What are your guys' conclusions?
None yet. I'm at the same point you are, robro.
Also bumping for curiosity.
I savor the smallest of victories and try to trudge through the dark days. There's nothing more you can do. When you get right down to it there's no one conclusion that makes perfect sense, I believe it's beyond human comprehension. If I were a believer here would be a good opportunity to say "only god knows why". It doesn't matter if you're a world class mental gymnast, you can't figure it out. Nobody can. They're the mysteries of life, they have defied and will continue to defy the greatest minds of all time
>>27647947
There's nothing in the material plane really worth existing for. Just do enough here to keep your body alive so you can explore the mental and spiritual planes of existence.
