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who /biginheritance/ here? Hopefully i can NEET off after that
50/50 shot at megabucks or nothing, depending on some factors over the next few years.
not knowing if I'm going to be fabulously wealthy or not is actually kind of difficult
i would neet so hard, but my dream would be to set up some kind of research/conservancy gig where I give myself a sick title and get to fly around the world being one of those cool adventure biologists
>>27646433
depending on what, anon? i will probably get a good share if i stay in my daddos good books
Is it wrong to be in love with a 13 year old? I'm 18 and she's 13 (5 years diff nearly to the date). Already fell in love before I knew her age. We haven't done anything sexual nor do I plan to until she's of legal age. Am I a bad person?
Pic unrelated
you've only been socialized to not want to fuck everything with tits, so i'd say it's natural. but it's obviously not in your best interest to pine over a girl whose that young.
>>27646203
Is there a harm to it though? We have a lot in common and are just really happy around each other.
>>27646216
Depends on your relationship with her. If you're just friends and enjoy hanging out then there's absolutely no harm in it. If you'll try to guide her on the path of only loving you and pressure her into it then FUCK YOU.
Just be her friend, be there for her, but never pressure her into loving you. If she finds someone else of her own age, then support her. If she shows interest in you on her own without you steering her, then congratulations, In 5 years you might have a girlfriend.
WHO ABSOLUTE MADMAN HERE?
>please take one
>take two
>free sample
>leave $1 on the counter
>>27646117
or sometimes if I am feeling doubly mad I takenone
>buy one get one free
>only buy one
It's this thread again.
We draw normies and humiliate them.
Download the app "French girls" and get ready for lowering some normie confidence.
Do you like my drawings,r9k?
>>27646077
Build wall Ayy lmao
I remember your last thread
Great concept and great drawings, t b h
I want freedom not a boss
i'm thinking about killing myself again. does anyone want to talk? :(
>>27646014
If this is an ongoing problem anon, and if you really don't want to end yourself (asking for reassurance on r9k), I'd suggest seeking out professional help, no matter how much others might shit on that idea. Someone can help you out. Even just talking to family and friends about it can help. Hope you start seeing the colors in life again, anon.
>>27646014
>killing myself again
>>27646047
thanks for your kindness. my family won't talk to me anymore and i don't have any friends. therapy hasn't worked before but when they put me on lithium for a while it alleviated the suicidal feelings at the cost of my humanity i guess.
maybe i should do that again.
Is there a personality type for Gianna Michaels?
The way she carries herself out when she's in a social setting (the preamble before the fuck) is unlike 99.999% of what I see in society. She has confidence of God in what she says, but also has the humor of a comedian, while all simultaneously giving the impression that she really doesn't give a shit.
Thanks. I've been trying to put a finger on this personality type but it is so, so, SO rare to find it.
Thanks.
>>27646009
it's called being an irreverant whore, you dumb ass.
Another person with this personality type is Deputy Clementine from Reno 911.
>>27646040
I think it's a "little" more than just being a whore.
tfw don't live in america
tfw will never get randomly shot dead
I hate living so much somebody pls end my fucking life
>tfw you don't have to worry about being blown up or raped by a Muslim
God bless america
Where do you live, accident do happens..
How much would you pay for a painless suicide kit?
>>27645992
Suicide is for pussies anon
When are you going to realize you live in a sophisticated matrix that uses sex to forever trap you in the matrix?
then why am I still in it
>>27645939
i lost my virginity when i was 15 and i've gotten laid like 7 more times after that in college
sex pretty much bores me at this point desu
$$$ is what im after
>>27645939
do you have a source on that gif, friend
Who /normie/ here?
Invited: Normies, cool people, Chads
Unwelcome: Autistic robots who'll ruin our fun
I'm cool and i look like chad but i reject normies because they are fucking stupid.
Normie here, I shook a girl's hand the other day.
>>27645710
Nice. What makes you cool, anon?
my sisters pretty cool
and im tall
>>27645607
That I'll die someday and end this miserable existence.
>>27645627
That I'll die someday and end this miserable existence.x2
got all mah limbs
appendages too
>5:30 am: wake up to gf's alarm going off
>5:45 am: go back to sleep
>11:00 am: wake up to gf coming home for lunch
>11:10 am: she pops some delicious tots in the oven
>11:30: eat tots with gf
>Noon: wait for gf to leave to go back to work and then smoke a bowl of her weed
>12:20: fap
>12:45: wipe my cum on the cat and smoke a cigarette
>1:00: pop a delicious Totinos Party Pizza (tm) in the oven and boot up some Command and Conquer Generals
>1:10: Take my pizza out of the oven, pour a glass of my gf's wine
>1:15: take my gf's laptop, my laptop, a glass of gf's wine, a bong, and my Party Pizza into the bathroom
>1:30: Proceed to take a fat shit while playing vidya, eating, smoking, streaming Superman cartons and getting drunk on the pot like a Dionysus high priest
>2:30: Gf calls on her break and asks me if I filled out my FAFSA. Lie and tell her I'm working on it while I poop and take bong rips
>3:00: Shit encrusting my ass, I finally wipe and return my game station to the living room. There is poop on my finger, I wipe it on the cat.
>4:00: gf is off of work, I preheat the oven for the best part of my day
>4:15: gf comes home, she notices I cleaned the toilet, brushed my teeth, and after I spread my cheeks, notices I have wiped cleanly, earning me 15 good boy points. Three entire tendies, I can barely contain my exuberance. Could have gained an additional Chickie MacTenTen with a shower, but it's not worth it
>4:20: I pick out three large tendies and tell her I will eat the pussy if I can have a bowl of tots. She agrees
>5:00: eat tendies with the gf. She tries to watch "Girls" on my laptop but I scream REEEEEEEEEEE and cry until I get Seinfeld
>6:00: watch Le Funny Jew Man and lick clitoris after my totties and tendies
>7:00: gf has had enough wine and goes to bed early
>7:30 - 3:00 am: Drink, smoke, and shitpost in between Tropico 4 until I pass out on the couch or go to bed with my gf, earning an additional 7 GBP's
I wonder what the peasants are doing today.
Look at the high smug levels of that smugfrog. OP really does have a great life
>>27645490
>Not showering for an additional tendie
nigga you fucked up.
you lose your manly musk but you could have had four whole tendies in your tum.
>>27645490
>tropico 4
If you joined the military and worked 80 hours a week in a factory you could have Tropico 5
NEETs, how much money do you have in total?
>$304
>$6500
>$2500 owed in medical bills
so around 4k considering everything
>>27645474
What are the medical bills for? I probably owe a lot of those too for being in the psych ward a couple times, but I'm too scared to check.
$26.83
But my weekly allowance of 75 dollars comes in tomorrow.
Why don't you just smoke? You hate your life anyway and smoking calms the nerves. Plus for wanna be normies it helps you socialize.
They fell for the >muh degeneracy meme as if it fucking mattered. The western world is soon gone anyways and you being a degenerate or not won't change anything.
>>27645591
You underestimate the resilience of those who seek decadence.
i literally just destroyed the rest of my pack like i do every night after waking up feeling like there are needles in my lungs
>It's a race against time for the pizza guy to get me my pizza or I get a 'free' (pizza value$ - cost of getting this race$) pizza
Do you think he'll make it guys? It's about 5pm in Sydney so he has to beat school and work traffic in a heavily concentrated area. To his benefit there's only 1 traffic light between us, but if he catches it he'll be waiting for possibly five minutes
>>27645394
I tihnk he's fucked
it's too busy at this time and he will catch that light so often because it's over a very busy main road
and he can't speed cause of all the traffic
looks like another 'free' pizza for the probability pizza masterrace
here we go the pizzas ready so he has to get on his bike/car and get out of here
its about 2km so 2km in 6 minutes in heavy traffic lel gl pal
hes probably on a little scooter that will pass most of the traffic
>Chads you envy most
This man is just wonderful.
Are you homosexual, anonymous?
>>27645192
is that only 5% of his power?
>>27645192
Can a man so butt-fucking ugly really be considered "Chad?"
