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If you :
Had or have a relationship
Ever kissed someone
Ever had somene fall in love with you
Have an average or better body
Have a good looking face
ARE A FEMALE
Had both of your parents that supported you
, then you DO NOT belong here and should look into browsing other boards. Everything else is up for debate.
that picture is me. I Am King Here
>>27645175
>had or have a relationship
yes
>ever kissed someone
yes
>ever had someone fall in love with you
no
>have an average or better body
no
>have a good looking face
debatable
>are a female
no
>had both of your parents that supported you
no
Also no fuck you, you get out. This board was a gentleman's /b/ before it was your pathetic whiny cuck circlejerk
>>27645175
>Had or have a relationship
Of course not
>Ever kissed someone
Never
>Ever had somene fall in love with you
No and it will never happen
>Have an average or better body
Average
>Have a good looking face
About average, some would say i look very slightly good
>ARE A FEMALE
No
>Had both of your parents that supported you
Yes.
The ones i had yes in doesn't disqualify me, the result of my average body and 2 parents were still robotics as was shown in the first three question.
>22 years old
>every single male friend and co worker I know are avoiding/given up on relationships and telling me to do the same
>"Just ignore them and have fun"
>"they look at me like im a rapist"
>"I had no luck with them so now im focusing on making my music"
>"I'm trying man but I just havent found a good one. I dont know where to look"
>Ive almost given up too after so many failures and all the pain of it
>Sister got in an argument with me about it and she literally sounded like the Stacy meme we make all women out to be
>Get even sadder that the only positive female in my life is literally a fucking stacy and thinks like one
Its too hard. Everyone I know is giving up. My friends keep telling me to quit but I just cant let it go completely, I want to be in love and have a family but it looks like the world had other plans.
What the fuck do I do? Live like a monk?
Just play video games man, get some drugs and enjoy yourself.
>>27645108
it is the age of the monk,
retreat into your hut and embrace simple bliss
and understanding
>>27645108
There all right, by no means go celebit. Women are whores now there's no need to date them might as well have fun and work on ones self as well.
When I wear a dress, I feel like a real girl.
>>27645103
daily reminder
you have a penis
you will never be a real girl
>>27645103
>When I wear a dress, I feel like a real girI.
>>>/s4s/
Le oringinel comint :^)
My girlfriend just told me that she had a one night stand with a black guy, a few months before she met me.
I had known that she had 10 sexual partners but I thought they were all white so I was okay with it.
What should I do? Would you dump her?
Pic related, it's her.
>>27645072
Tf? How does anyone who thinks like that function in normal society?
Is Black Man Sperm somehow different from whyte boi jizz?
>>27645072
as long as it's not ghetto trash who cares?
you're been already cucked by allegedly 10 other guys
at this point it doesn't matter if the dick was black or white or if there were 100 dicks. You can't uncuck yourself.
>>27645072
You should be happy that a real man saw the good in her.
She must be high test as fuck
>tfw your mom asks "Are you gay?" just because you haven't had a girlfriend
>tfw i tell my parents i don't want a girlfriend
>they go "alright, your life, your rules"
>years later they ask me when am i going to get a girlfriend
>pic related
Me: "Hey dad, I got a date!"
Dad: "With a girl!?"
>tfw you ask your mom "Are you stupid?" just because they had you
Anyone else ever tried to get on TV?
>tfw was on an episode of Double Dare 2000
>fuck boy nigger could not throw a hula hoop to save his life
>I didn't know anyone with cable at the time
>lost to the ages
>double dare 2000
Write the studio, see if they still have a copy.
I might have seen you even if I don't remember it, cause I watched that show a bit growing up.
I was in shoebox zoo. Anyone remember it?
>I don't trust the banks because they're full of somalians
>tfw the love of your life is an r9k meme
>reminded daily you'll never be together again
she was mine but I was dumb enough to treat her like shit
Feels bad man
>>27644829
if that's true, you have some pretty shit taste, my friend.
there are thousands of better looking, nicer, and smarter girls than Erica or Eliza on college campuses, assuming you don't go to a shitty state school.
I seriously don't get this board's obsession with them
Here's another of her
How do I get her back anons
>>27644882
I dated her before she became some fucking r9k meme anon
We were together a while too
> tfw you find a girl more broken than you
> taking care of her makes you forget your problems somewhat
> tfw you're worse off while in a relationship than you were alone
Why didn't anyone warn me
Years of misery, financial ruin, and mental illness, you by chance stumble across the definition of Codependency and an hero.
>>27645352
Because they were too busy listening to the delusion that romantic love solves everything, as peddled by virtually every form of media this society churns out.
>Spend all day making threads
>reset my IP after every 5th thread
>log down and record which ones on average get above 250+ posts after several reposts at different high-times during the day
>discard threads that don't reach 250 after several reposts
>only keep those who managed to reach 250+ posts on all timezones
>post these threads ad infinitum using multiple proxies
>they always reach 250+ posts
>mfw I control this board, it's flow of threads and all you roaches
You are nothing but a game to me
ok man
12 year olds love to reply to your prompts and memes
in the future they will unthaw and revive you so the world will know what you did for it
boasting in ebin spread
Besides the fact that this isn't true
>I post threads that are popular with others
>'control'
>No desire for a GF
>Mfw watching the suffering of all these people who desperately want one
I don't understand
They don't have real problems
it feels good to die with someone instead of alone
>>27644828
You're like 20. Shut the fuck up. Never been in danger of death your entire life. Melodramatic faggots. Guess what, the little whore you meet is going to go fuck some guy she found on tinder when she's tired of you. Maybe when she's in her 30s and all used up she'll be ready to take your pay check to settle down
>he imagined himself accidentally revealing his superpowers to his oneitis and saving her from the dark shadowy monsters that try to kill him everyday and how she would finally find him the most interesting and coolest person she ever met
>>27644705
>not imagining himself as a dark shadowy monster that turns good in order to protect his oneitis
>He imagined the girl he likes showing up at his door at midnight soaking wet and wanting help
>he imagined his oneitis reluctantly accepting cash in return for sexual favors while crying silently
>see all these posts about 4chan corrupting people and needing breaks
>meanwhile 4chan is the only source of human interaction keeping me sane
>mfw
Please tell me another person on here knows this feel.
i'm here anon, praise Kek
>>27644698
>>meanwhile 4chan is the only source of human interaction keeping me sane
yeah pretty much
I was feeling really down and suicidal a few days ago and was struggling to understand why; I realized that because of the April Fool's Day layout I had been avoiding 4chan all day and felt insanely lonely therefore.
At least we're here now.
>>27644698
I haven't talked in any form with anyone outside of my immediate family for a month and a half. r9k is all I have
It frustrates me when I have been through every decent thread and I have to wait some time to recheck the catalog. I enjoy the perspectives of other anons despite all the toxic arguing, which keeps me from posting ever because ENTPs hate to jump into debates they dont think they can take.
Rarely I lcan augh at some posts that I probably put more spirit into than they actually exhibit. But even not genuine.. it is a good feel.
Will I be less desirable to men for not wearing makeup?
no
you will be less desirable to men for being a fat whore tho
>>27644653
Yes, you will.
There going to tell you that they preferences no make up but what they actually mean is that they preferences not obvious make up.
Just don't look like clown and you're good
>>27644653
Yes.
All they care about is how you look
Alexander Layko calls out /r9k/. Has r9k been hijacked by normie faggots who discuss marijuana use, fornication, adultery, and pornography?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veFx9Uw7arM
>>27644592
dude no one cares.
>>27644592
he's 100% spot on.
>>27644592
OP here. alexander layko here. i was banned from the kageshi chat for being genetically inferior and deciding to act confident and messaging a girl "hi". the girl overreacted and said cause some ugly creepy guy said hi to her and the small dicked moderators banned me.
Robots, share the most A E S T H E T I C artwork you have, or your own, and let other robots critique your art.
Pic related, my own piece
I really like that OP. Do you have art up online anywhere.
Another piece that I made up while dicking around on Photoshoop
>>27644553
Thanks mang, to be honest, I don't. Everytime I start up photoshop and start working on something, I usually close it and never save it. I don't feel like I'm really good at it much, but I am proud of this picture.
