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hey guys, how is everyone doing? i feel like im about to break. like i want to cry but i can't. i feel like a branch that's being bent and is at the breaking point. oh well, i hope you all are doing well.
>>27640554
I'm not, the stress of life is snowballing on me and part of me wants out because it feels so hard to continue on, but I don't want to die just yet
>>27640554
I haven't seen my gf in two weeks and it's killing me. I'm getting jealous for the first time, I miss her like crazy and I feel like I'm going to fucking lose it unless I see her soon. I still have another week before I get to see her though.
>>27640554
I'm not addicted to alcohol yet, but I drink almost every night and I am going to get my liver ultrasound on Wednesday. Lithium screwed my liver up, not alcohol, I'm too young for this shit.
Have you wasted a lot of time and money on women?
>>27640507
>Candice Swanepoel
>Average
Nigga, what do you smoke? Not even a yellow fever fag.
>>27640507
Yes I have. A lot of stuff I have done was due to girls. I learnt guitar to try to impress girls, I started smoking because of a girl, etc. However, pursuing women (and succeeding, to certain degree) makes me happy, so I don't mind doing what I'm doing now and enjoying my life.
>>27640507
I have wasted almost zero money on women because i am a KV. I guess i bought a gym pass 2 years ago to try and get fit and attract girls? but i benefited in other ways from that and it was only like 170 bucks
>Everything I've ever tried has been a failure.
>I'm a dropout
>I've never gotten a job for more than a day since I became an adult.
>All of my personal projects have never given me 1 cent back from everything I invested in it.
>Every single member of my family still looks up to me and asks me for advice, frequently saying to my face I'm a Genius and belittling themselves because I had a good result on a test I did that one time.
>They're all moving forward with their lives so fast while I'm not, and It only makes me feel worse to hear them compliment me.
IQ tests were a mistake.
>>27640487
Well, good thing I am a big dummy who is content to be a cog in the machine. I love to watch football and drink beer, and make my brain a piece of shit. I am successful in life because I am too busy socializing and making connections instead of reading books and self-actualizing. In my free time I watch TV and learn all my mannerisms from the Big Bang Theory. My life is so much more valuable than those silly intellectual people because I am successful in our dummy society.
>>27641224
I spend my days lying on my bed shitposting online and playing video games.
I'm not an intellectual, I'm just a guy doing nothing with my life.
My family looking up to me only adds salt to the wounds.
And it sucks.
>>27641297
You should read more instead of shitposting all day. Make use of that brain power.
Having a high IQ does not excuse lazy behavior.
What keeps you from shooting up a school?
>>27640345
Might get detention innit
Probably the fact that I'm a grown ass man with real problems, kid.
I'm in my 30's, it'd be too easy.
Are you a smart frogposter? Post away.
>>27640329
holy shit, that store is in my hometown! Used to buy yu-gay-hoe and pogeyman cards when i was a kid from there.
>>27640841
You sure? It looks like it could be anywhere.
My rare pepes aren't even rare anymore.
ITT: post favorite gondolas
Nice meme OP
Desu desu
Oh boy my favorite
The most artistic meme to ever exist
more like this please
captions, etc
>>27640240
>Complain that women have it easier than men
>get turned into a man
Boy I wish getting rich was that easy.
>>27640374
i think there's somehow been a miscommunication
i am trying to jerk off not complain about women
>>27640500
Yeah but I wonder if the person who made this pic was like you or if they actually thought this would piss off r9k.
Is alcoholism really a disease?
You mean "addiction".
>>27640221
My dad is a "recovered" alcoholic and hasn't had a drink for a good 8 years now. I have been around him while he used to drink and I wouldn't call it a disease, more like an addiction. I feel like people call it a disease because the effect of it spreads throughout the family.
no it's a cruch
>mfw I found out most men can't orgasm multiple times
Sucks to be you guys
Sex is fun, orgasm is just the finisher.
>>27640184
some of us can. i orgasm twice nearly every time i jerk off. sometimes even three times.
I've had multiple though, through my ass.
This man is a _________.
>>27640176
n example to us all
legend, of course
n asshole who abandoned us
How do you other NEETS do it?
I've been living like this for almost a year now. I had a massive anxiety attack last night because of this. Losing hope is terrifying. How is anything suppose to get better. Not working and thinking about the future is horrible. How do you do it?
Think day to day. Even people making six figs think day to day.
>>27640165
Not happily. I lived that life for a while and was in the same boat as you. Much happier now with a career, hobbies, friends, and a house than I was as a fat alcoholic NEET with no future.
>>27640165
I'm mining bitcoins and saving money
I'm 95% vegetarian. I don't do it for moral reasons eating large quantities of meat is actually gross desu senpai.
I got a pizza but I'm picking off all the meat. I thought I'd enjoy it but I don't.
This was a lovely blog post.
It revitalized my the chakras and opened the gates of my euphoria.
>>27640163
you are what people call
"a stupid person"
A person who does stupid things
>>27640202
Try vegetarian meals for breakfast and lunch. Try eating meat at dinner, you see how gross it is. Maybe.
I don't care about chakras and all that, having animals sitting in your organs is bad news bears.
Are we humans by definition impure?
>>27640056
Can you define "impure" so that your question makes at least some sense?
>>27640056
nothing is pure ever
>>27640072
Sinful. Unclean. Contaminated. Prone to evil. Accepting of evil.
I mean, does an uncorruptible person exist? And if it does, is it even a human anymore?
>Thanks for the compliment, Anon. But, aren't you like 26 or something? That's a little too old for me haha. :)
I don't want to be alive anymoreOregon
You have a dick and small balls
>Aww that's so sweet of you to ask me out like that, but aren't you in your like late 20s? I'm only 19 haha. It'd be weird. But thanks anyway. :)
weebs officially vindicated, faggots - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SORQSepPrxk
Sounds like he learned English in Australia.
>>27640012
>caring about the opinions of some moronic normalfag trying to earn money through views
3D is trash, period.
>>27640038
Yeah his accent is totally fucked
