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Who /Indiana/ here?
This state is really boring, there is nothing to do except walk around in the woods, but even our woods are boring.
How do you fellow Hoosiers deal with this state?
>>27635439
>there is nothing to do
I live in Indianapolis but I don't really go out. I think only normies complain about boring places.
But if you live near me we can hang out anyway.
>>27635439
Indiana is based, fuck off to your liberal urban hellhole
>mfw living like a king on 50k here
t. Kokomo
>>27635439
Indian reporting in, I swim in the Ganges river with trash and rotted bodies, when I get bored of this i shit in the middle of the road becuase where else would you? I then walk barefoot down the dirt pollute ridden streets and suck cows off
>Be on tinder
>Match with a girl
>Actually hit it off and attracted to her
>Start talking dirty
>She acts surprised and said she thought it was a dating app
>Ok, I'll give her a pass on that one cause some people do end up dating from there
>Start to talk more about meeting or hooking up, but she says shes against that
>I stop talking to her
>She starts up talking to me again and says we could meet out
>Long story short, we end up meeting and making out
>Talk later she says she wants to meet again and fuck me. Wants me bad etc
>Night of the date comes up and she backs out
>Tells me she can't do this
>WTF, why waste my time.
>I quit talking to her
>Next day she messages me again and asked me if she cooked dinner for me, would I come over and eat and watch a movie
>And so I'm going tonight to have dinner, watch a movie and fuck this girl.
Why do some girls feel they have to do these crazy mental gymnastics to prove they aren't sluts?
It makes no sense to me. This girl would rather take the time to make a full course meal for me to eat and then hang out watching a stupid movie all just to fuck me. Why not cut the foreplay and go straight to what we both want?
I swear if prostitution was legal, everyday women would be fucked. No one wants this headache just to fuck a girl.
And then late tonight
>guys I was on my way over to this roasties house and she cancelled on me
You've been shit tested and failed, you never should have replied after the first cancelation
It's universal normie code. Females have to establish feelings of safety before engaging in sexual activity. Apparently it is very self-evident. Try to keep thinking of what you are doing over there when you're contemplating these thoughts while having dinner/watching movie.
>>27635441
wouldn't surprise me
but i did tell her if she pulled this again, i was done. she said she understood.
>>27635456
yah but i just dont get it.
How do you cope with the thought of getting old and dying?
Who said I was going to get old
No bills
Don't move out
Wage cuckan
Wage spendan
Fap cumman
>>27635375
Old scares the shit out of me. Dying slightly less for some reason. Fun fact: my captcha said 'crematorium' wtf is it trying to say?
Describe your childhood in ONE PICTUREcheckout these doubles phamm
>>27635322
whew lad nice dubs
>>27635322
Chekdxx
Wew laffy there be some dubs there
>mfw born
What prevents someone with Hepatitis or HIV to just go on sprees to spread the disease through crafty methods like slipping some of their fluids into public places, food and other shit?
>>27635258
I've read that the bacteria/culture/disease/whatever the term, it doesn't live very long outside of the body, so it can't be spread from putting your fluids on things people will touch.
>>27635258
HIV doesn't actually spread through fluids. That's just a politically correct way to say it is caused by faggotism.
>>27635837
Which, during faggot acts of faggotry, it's spread through bodily fluids. Come on now Anon, this is common knowledge.
Are you more like pepe or wojak? Explain.
>>27635144
I always get 50-50 in that test, but I identify more with Wojak because feels and because Pepe has been often depicted as more normal of the two.
>Full of regret
>Misogynist because I don't want to keep up with woman's bullshit
>Cynical, bitter
>Depressed and Bi-Polar
>Living with parents
>Intelligent but lazy
>Personality is gone due to bitterness
Case Closed.
Well to be honest I'm a mix of both
>Horrible anxiety
>Bitter and cynical
>20yo KHHV, but I have like 3 really good friends, all other people I know, even those I've known forseveral years are more of acquaintances than friends
>At least average looking
>Been told by many that I'm a really good man and good to be around
>going to uni
>living with parents because Yuropoor
>IQ of 127
>neither a pleb nor hipster
>neither a skinny manlet nor neckbeard
> 6'4 and 205lbs
>waking up at 2:30
>>27634837
Go to bed at a decent hour and you won't sleep so late.
>>27634837
what like 2:30am? or pm?
sleep all day and get up at 10 or 11 pm
then stay up all night till an hour before sunrise rinse and repeat you will see some shit
faster internet quiet outside perfect time for midnight rain smoke walks
Just wakin up in the mornin got a pink eye
I dunno but today seems kinda odd
no hissin from my cat no scat
and mummy cooked my tendies with low fat
Hey, /r9k/. I'm in a new area, and i noticed that there's some unsecured devices on nearby networks. Among them i see some printers, so post some images and i'll send them to the printers in order.
go wild, bros
>>27634624
have fun dude
>>27634624
please print this
robloxblox
Heya /r9k/. Finally had myself invited to my first ever party that's to be full of other 18 year olds.
Are there some former Chads roaming about that can tell me:
>how to not screw this up
>when and how much to drink to escape my autism
>better my image in front of my oneitis, and potentially get laid
>and basically, how to avoid being the pasty loser at the side like we seen in the movies.
T-thanks!
>>27634452
If you think you should do isomething, then do it.
Also don't fuck a really drunk girl, it's so easy to get fucked up on bs rape charges now. Make sure they're somewhat sober.
Let your instincts take over and have fun.
>>27634452
I got invited (I actually asked the girl hosting to be invited) to my first party at 16yo, a few hours in and I had to take a massive smelly dump, when I finished there were already people waiting in line and all I could muster was "pheeew".
Needless to say every Chad and Stacey made fun of me afterwards for the whole year. Thanks for reminding me OP.
wrong board underage retard
>>>/adv/
Watch this. It could be worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYKpbdBEEwU
Holy shit my man, I am NOT watching all of that.
You've gotta give it to that faggot though: Despite being a literal 2/10 with an annoying faggot voice, he still puts his goofy face on the net.
>>27634550
dont watch it, listen to it in the background, like you usually do with jewtube videos
>>27634425
>I could be worse
>you could be a piece of shit and an attention whore
Congratulations, wagecuck. Only 4 more days until your next two days of freedom.
when will these meme end
The Neet God is a kind god. he'll give yo that pat on the back your wife and kids wont because they simply dont care, Wagecuck
>Praise Kek for Neetbux
I have today and the day after tomorrow off though OP.i would kill to be a neet again
Why haven't you just gone to Asia yet? You can be automatically Chad just by being white.
>>27634230
there are asians in america too. i was chad for all the korean/taiwanese cuties even though literally every normal chick called me a creep or weird until i was 22
>>27634230
I used to think this was a myth until I visited Thailand last year. Asian women worship white cock, and the great thing is their parents encourage them to date/marry a white man.
I'm a manlet who lived in China. Ask me anything.
>make $23000/yr at some shitty advising job
>gf makes $45000/yr
>tfw just a matter of time before I get cucked
My only solace is she works 50 hours a week and I work 29.
Should I just dump her now to pre-empt the cucking?
>he thinks she's working overtime
Yeah she's definitely working something in the office
>>27634215
Jokes on her tho I've already been cheating for 2 months now.
>>27634183
What do you mean get cucked?
Do you mean she will come in with a strap on and fuck you in the ass
if you met her today, would you have any kind of chance with your gradeschool/highschool crush?
>Roastie chasing
Normie detected. I hope your kids get cancer
>>27634147
Maybe, we dated for a year and a half but she cheated on my half way through it. Thus, spawning my fear of being hurt and also her being involved in one of the biggest regrets I've had so far in life.
Yeah. I have changed. If I had the chance to talk with her, even if she had a boyfriend, I'd have a decent shot. If I saw her at a party without many friends in common, I'm confident that I'd be able to get close to her.
posting some weird okc profiles i've come across
never met people like this in real life
you hear that, white bois?
>>27634142
jesus that caked on makeup.
