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Is Asuka the most realistic depiction of a fembot?
fembots are generally fat
>>27632906
no, Asuka is actually fuckable
>histrionic bitch with issues out the ass
>secretly wants to be with a robot but too proud to admit it
>acts like an attention whore slut to compensate for insecurities
seems right
>tfw no plain average 5/10 bf
Any fembots know this feel?
>>27632774
It's funny because male anons do this unironically
>tfw I actually think he looks average
>>27632875
This. OP you posted an average asshat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_therapy
To switch out my Y chromosome for another X and become a qtpt3.14? Will I just grow big tits but keep the dick, etc etc?
I just wanna be as beautiful as 2D.
>>27632729
You would need to switch every single y cell so not possible
>>27632756
Not necessarily. Your body undergoes massive changes every few years, if you constantly introduce somatic cells with XX instead of XY won't they eventually become the only thing left as they continue to multiply, and as you continue the therapy?
Can I take out my extra X chromosome?
If Anthony Burch can get his life back together
why can't you? It's time you guys stop posting sad frogs
on some defeatist cartoon website and start meeting
people! Just go to the fucking beach or something you
don't even need to have friends you can just make them there..
It's not fucking hard AT ALL
>Live in the dark wastelands of European Mongolia
>Go to the beach
>>27632657
dude just make your own it's NOT THAT HARD
ffs what is wrong with you people
>>27632629
NO, ITS TIME FOR YOU TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER YOU PATHETIC WHORESON. YOU ARE ASSFUCKING STUPID DONT EVEN HAVE AN ACADEMIC DEGREE, YOU HAVE A SHIT JOB, NOBODY LOVES, OR EVEN LIKE YOU. LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN YOUR LIFE IS WORTHLESS SHIT! NOBODY FUCKING CARES WHAT SOME WHORES THINK ABOUT YOU.
>tfw no tasty girl butt to eat
I'm so hungry ;_;
that's pretty much exactly what I want a grill to do to me. just use my tongue and face to masturbate with
>tfw no gf ass to eat
>>27632584
>tfw licking your sisters butt when she's sleeping
Literally heaven.
is there something like a therapist except free and won't make you take medicine
A friend
But those are impossible to get
>>27632532
Psychiatrists are much more likely to prescribe medication than psychologists, since psychiatrists are medical doctors with an additional degree in psychiatry, whereas psychologists are doctors of psychiatry. You can also find "counsellors" who have no specialized degree at all, but are not generally covered by health insurance.
If you're talking completely free, my advice is to find a street philosopher. They still exist, and they do what they do from spiritual enlightenment and compassion for their fellow men.
Strangers on a bus.
how does one even get a gf?????
be good looking
you have to recognise when a girl likes you.
it can be pretty difficult, but when you DO realise, you have to take the initiative, ask her out.
meet up with her a few times, if shes still into you, bang you got yourself a gf
>>27632494
By being yourself.
That should probably be the tag at the top of the page.
>/r9k/ - Just be yourself
I know this place isn't really known for its positivity, but let's change that for this specific thread. Bring up times where you actually didn't fuck up or times where you did good. Even small victories are welcome
>>27632482
>TKD tournament
>Me vs Chad
>He is way bigger than me
> F I G H T
>I start to move around him.
>He can't catch me up
>His defence is low
>it's fucking now or never
>kick to the mf head
>somehow i KO him
I won third place in combat. That's all.
>>27632701
your highest achievement was winning 3rd place in a videogame competition? LOL
I was 4 time winner of my cities hotdogger hungryman.
>>27632701
sounds like it was a good day for you!
>>27632794
>positivity thread
>2nd reply is this negative and needlessly mean
I just want a mommy gf who forces me to suck her tits and who takes care of me.
>>27632446
>tfw no mommy gf who cares about me and wants me to be happy
>>27632446
>>27632493
this is why i hate having dreams about life
>implying Beerus isn't gay
Have you wasted a lot of money on women?
>>27632295
>my own arm got stuck halfway trough boob town
More like gut town, god damn that bitch is ugly.
>>27632295
Not since high school.
>>27632295
>how long the model's arm was
It's because arms doesn't increase its length proportionately with how fat a waist is.
>chasing women who will never make you feel appreciated.
>not enjoying this clearly superior fantasy universe instead
>tfw current lore is just too fucking weird for me
i stopped when MoP came out and been playing private servers ever since but it's just not the same
>>27632277
WHY IS THAT GIGANTIC ELF OUTSIDE OF THE SUBMARINE
>>27632277
>wow
it's garbage
Well come today my life is officially as pathetic as it can get. I am single, ugly as fuck and destined to be alone. I have packed a bag with food and water for a week, as well as a knife a shotgun and some twine to hunt and some stuff to farm food if I make it long enough.
>>27632268
>water for a week
topkek... also no
What's wrong with water for a week?
>>27632268
>farm food
>in the woods
>eating what you catch
I doubt you could gut it and will probably get a tapeworm not being able to evaluate the animal
ENTJ here
Is it me or are all the losers in this boards INTJ?
>Think they are smart hot shits who got it all figured out
>Complete unlikeable autists
>Too scared to do anything in real life
>Constantly rationalizing their defeatist attitude
What's your mbti type?
If you're not an INTJ/P or INFJ/P, you need to fuck off this board because you're a normie.
>>27632193
Its not my fault, it's who I am
give us your money OP.
>5/10 qt just smiled and sat down next to me
>openned a book and is studying
>dont think she noticed im on 4chan yet
What do I do?
It's a 5/10 you can say w/e the fuck you want and still get away with it unless you're like a 3
>>27632138
Ask if she lieks mudkipz XD
>>27632138
Shoe on head.
Sharpie in pooper.
Hey robots,
If your conscience could travel back in time (to your younger body), how far would you travel to fix your life and what would you do?
>>27631924
If I can't fix my problems now why should my former self be able to?
Kill my mom
>>27631944
Think of it as a second chance to not become a fuck up.
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