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What are some of your hobbies robots? bonus points if they're autistic or induce keks
here are mine
>soap carving
comfy, feels good, stimulating, and very autistic
>jerky making
tastes good, relaxing, and helps me not eat junk food like cookies and chips all day. also very autistic
>guns
awesome, satisfies primal urges so I don't kill some random stacy, I like the mechanics as well as the ballistics
>pic kinda related
>>27636511
>Vidya
common enough
>animu
Also not surprising
>Warhammer 40k and other war games
Absolutely one of the most autistic hobbies it involves model building and liking strategy war games
>Guns
Collecting and some competitive shooting. Not very good but it's something
>Cars
I've had a few project cars and enjoy going to open track days for drifting. Right now this hobby is on the backburner because it's the most expensive.
>DJ
Mostly bedroom mixes but occasionally play out at local clubs.
>Vidya
Errday in between the other shit.
>>27636511
>Vidya
I really only play TF2. Not exactly normie but not exactly underground. I'd describe it as reddit-tier honestly
>Warhammer 40k
Goddamn I love Orks. Too bad their army sucks right now. Playing it is still fun tho. Even if I lose most of the time and have only neared a taufag 3 times in my entire career
>Warhammer fantasy
Fuck AoS. I love skaven, Orks, and tomb kings. Lizardmen are cool too. I only play Orks tho
>Role playing D&D style games
Currently working on my home brew world. Having a blast
>shitposting
It is an art
original content
please dont steal
more oc content
original content pizza
dont trust benis content
My girlfriend is an alcoholic. I have tried to help her stop - addiction psychiatry, no alcohol in house, not having alcohol myself, not taking her out to places that have alcohol - but she is a free woman and makes her own choice to go out and purchase alcohol only to piss the bed and forgot what she did.
I am struggling so hard with everything that she is doing.
Maybe this is how your parents feel about you guys.
>>27636312
pics of her drunk pls
>>27636312
How about you say you're willing to start letting her have alcohol, but give her a lethal dose of morphine instead?
>>27636386
why do you keep trying to force this dumb non-meme?
>>27636312
post pics
Who is your all time most hated tripfag?
Polar bear for me
>>27636237
>>27636237
I don't know how Doj isn't everyones most hated at this point
3.4363477875imacumgargglingfaggot246986
>tfw no one ever mentions you in this thread
I should get my notoriety up
>He's a white teenager
>He goes to High school
>He watches anime
>He's middle class
>He thinks he's actually depressed
>He says "I have no friends waaah, right after texting his friend on his 600 dollar iPhone
>Thinks his life is over because high school is so le hard
>Get's rejected by one girl in his life so screw girls ugh >:(
Truly the worst people on this board are the teenagers in high school.
Oldfag thread?
I'm 31. Which one of you young fucks is gonna pay for my medicare and social security?
>>27636144
the anime one seems a little out of place and unrelated
>>27636171
You're too young for that, bud. Those are gonna be gone by the time you come of age. Only the national debt generated by those entitlements will remain.
You are fucked.
ITT: We discuss what we can realistically do to fight the normals
Others critic our suggestions
Heres one we can all do, its legal and totally ok:
>Walking in public place
>see woman
>immediately stare at her pussy
>stare for far too long then continue your activities
>
I also thought about writing mgtow on bathroom stalls
>>27635927
That's stare rape, anon. Good luck getting away with that.
Have fun looking autistic.
>>27635997
but its your word against theirs,
even video evidence will be hard to prove
None of you have ever had sex before. You are all hopeless in life, because females hate you for the weird ways in which you act.
>>27635922
Fuck you motherfucking troll
>>27635922
I've had sex though, it was shitty. I really don't see what all the fuss is about.
>>27636020
you lie
you've never had sex because it's too much stilmulation
I have trimmed by pubes before, but never actually shaved the sack it self? I dont want cold shaving cream on it? wut do
use body wash
>>27635790
You dont need to if youre patient and careful enough
>>27635790
use nair
If your parents could see every website you visited in the last 24 hours how would you react? Would your parents be ashamed?
I'd have a hard time explaining all the incest porn.
One website. KEK
>>27635651
Such depravity that I'd actually feel relief, because they would have seen everything and I wouldnt need to hide it or worry about it anymore.
>rateyourmusic
>r9k
>mu
>youtube
>unity forums
>nhentai - specifically futa shit
fine up until the hentai shit and if they new what r9k was there's that also.
>walk up to traffic llights
>press button
>when all the cars stop, walk away
>>27635636
I've been to tens of thousands of crosswalks. Not once has that button done anything.
>>27635755
The button doesn't stop or impede traffic, it just lets the user know when it's okay to cross.
>>27635755
>>27635805
There is a thing called a pedestrian controlled intersection. The button will cause the lights to go red, where they will otherwise always be green.
Anybody listen to bones? I know it's rap, and you guys will kill me for listening to ape music, but still.
yes, what about him
he makes good music to kill yourself to
Deadboy is GOAT.
Cheers, buds.
Is this cocksucker any good, or what? I'm talking about Trailer Park Boys season 10, of course.
bubbles has been charged with battery
>>27635599
For me it became unwatchable at about season 7. I still watch it because I love it but I don't really enjoy it.
>>27635678
Really? I liked 7, man... Gimme a bam, bud!
How does a dishwashing job suit a robot? I'm likely about to start one.
I a dishwasher for a few years.
It's a degrading, thankless job. You'll hate yourself and everyone else despite having little contact with other employees. Other than that, it's piss easy. Just turn off your brain and wash dishes.
Also, get eczema cream if you're not going to wear gloves.
I was a busboy/host at my last job and the two dish washers were the only people who didn't make fun of me
It was this one tattooed/pierced up white guy with a kid and a lanky as fuck black dude named Tidus
Dishwashers are bros
it's really cool. you can do your entire job without talking to people and you have very little responsibilities. as long as you're getting paid a decent rate it's good, easy work.
some advice, if you care: if chef or anyone on the line asks you for something quick, put that thing first in the cycle and get it out immediately. remember to keep bowl shaped objects upside down to dry so the water doesn't settle. always fill your trays/bins up as much as you can before throwing them in the machine, even if it means losing machine time (i.e., clearing the amount of dishes you have is more important than making sure the machine is running the entire time... ignore this point if you have a conveyor machine). don't worry too much about scraping everything off perfectly, instead just make sure you're inspecting things when they come out of the sanitizer/machine and putting them back in the rotation if they're not clean (spend more time checking than cleaning because 90% of the time the dishes will be just fine with minimal work). lastly, remember your basic kitchen safety rules and always call when you're behind someone or have something sharp etc. it can be hard being a robot in a kitchen, but be confident and don't be afraid to ask questions (especially about where people like things to be put)
worked in the apple (the iphone apple) kitchens for awhile. $15-$16/hr starting.
Why are there so few women supporting nationalist causes?
They arent few.
It's just that feminist whores crave attention and make way more noise.
Usually conservative women are discreet.
>>27635558
Probably because women are the ones bringing in massive amounts of immigrants to western countries. They are also the ones that vote to create welfare states.
Nationalism is so racist omg how is it even still a thing in 2016
ebening edition
>>27635479
yeah I don't know what you mean
unless you are saying I can't do that because 11 is odd or something
>>27635496
Wrong OP image senpai, you're slipping
I'll re roll
odds I go to bed
evens I'll get something to eat and watch a movie
![image[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V9sGakg.jpg "image[1]")
