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>white girls who get tanned to the point of being brown
for what fucking purpose?
You're blessed with literally the GOAT complexion on earth and you get skin cancer just to look like more of a third worlder.
Honestly just fuck my race up senpai, we're beyond saving.
Still better looking than brown people, though
>>27642400
Everyone knows that pure white skin is gross.
Tanned white is the best by far.
Go to pornhub
or xvieos and check the top 100 pornstars.
They are mostly tanned white.
Sometimes latino.
Check alice goodwin
Very strong tan and still one of the sexiest women on earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcl8JlahTw4
>>27642508
A lot of porn stars have tattoos, that doesn't mean tattoos desireable. It means pornstars are trash.
anyone else too scared to talk to people online?
the only place I can talk is 4chan because it's anonymous and you can just leave whenever you need to
i don't even post much on 4chan anymore
>>27642188
>4chan
>you can just leave whenever you need to
>>27642255
what I mean is you can just duck out of a conversation or log off your computer whenever you're overwhelmed.
>tfw ugly 3/10
>tfw girls vagina dry out when they see me
>tfw no gf ever
probably gonna commit suicide
>pic related it's me
Bi dude here. You're not so bad. You just need to take proper care of yourself. Go to the gym, shave and get a good haircut. Also get a prophylaxis, it's fucking magic.
And it's not going to get any better
You're a small guy, senpai
Poorfag here
What is the most filling meal I can make for $10
pinto beans and rice
Black Beans and Rice, think it costs around a dollar, welcome to poverty, nigger
>>27642059
>talks about being a poorfag
>spends 10$ on a meal
GTFO you attention normie seeking scum
Do robots' lives end when Uni begins? Do we just step out of adolescence and into death?
Just wait til unis over
>>27641948
Nah. I thought it did. I started college and thought it would change, and it did for a while, but eventually you just grow complacent and bored with sex, social engagements, "higher education" and come back to this.
>>27641948
Your picture is giving me lewd feelings.
And no, there's no step. A robot's life is a slow descent, starting at birth. We were happiest in the womb.
What's that thing from the past that you've never let go of, anon?
> mine is everything
not getting consistently laid with different girls from ages 18-22
>>27642250
You can do that when you're older. High school girls are dumb and you can fuck them well into your 20's.
>>27642279
Wrong see my thread here:
>>27640020
23 is a death sentence.
How fat is /r9k/?
>tfw 6' 195 lbs
6' 135lbs
Wasnt original enough on its own.
>>27641757
I've seen you post here before. Stop looking for pity. At 6'0 195, you only need to do a daily 500 calorie deficit for a month or two to be in nearly tip top shape. So stop putting so much food in the food hole every day and start doing something that will make you feel better about yourself. (Also if you do some exercise you will look a lot better after you lose the fat)
>>27641809
Not true. I'm 6'1 170lbs and still a fat fuck. bf% is all that matters.
just took this pic of my dog
thats a pig
nice marmot
careful anon, that's a brown recluse.
How exactly is porn really bad and how can it fuck people up? I keep seeing people say it can but I don't understand how, explain to me
>pic semi related
>porn addiction
>desensitization
>increasingly degenerate fetishes
>guilt
>>27641704
You will preferences porn over your girlfriend/wife
Happens to me
>>27641788
Would it be best if I just gave up on jerking off completely or just porn?
![e6dcfbdc5ba1c6ce2497e66708881b4a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vOhLFTS.jpg "e6dcfbdc5ba1c6ce2497e66708881b4a[1]")
Why is the sun still up.
Who do I call to fix this?
>>27641699
The sun will be shining brightly for all to remember the feeling of warmth, and there is nothing that needs to be fixed Anon.
>>27641699
Put in bugfix report, we'll get to it when we have time.
>>27642317
no
remove now
help me get the courage, or lack thereof, to kill myself.
>inb4 i need the courage to live
it's easy to think that until you have a rope around your neck for real.
if someone gets trips i'll livestream or whatever
>>27641697
this shit again?
bloxx
>>27641697
trips get. and just do it. if you've exhausted every other opportunity to find happiness in this life just kill yourself and hope there's happiness on the other side (there probably isn't)
>>27641697
Killing your self is a mortal sin which merits eternal hellfire, don't do it, lad.
>tfw anti-depressants kill your sex drive and you don't know tfw no gf anymore
I have ascended.
Thank you doc.
>>27641692
How do I convince the doctor to give me meds?
>>27641692
except anti Ds make you irresistable to the other sex
>>27641692
I still have a sex drive but I have no "gf" drive. This is a better feel 2bh
You fall in love you lose thread
Try to contain yourselves, boys.
I think I lost, who is this beauty?
pic related is Ella Freya.
I feel nothing. I am a robot.
Find out this 8/10 has liked me on the app
>we talk about instruments we play
>Profile only has 3 pictures and they look too high quality
>eventually she tells me to text her
>cautious vibe a long with /r9k/ redpilling me make me worried
>reverse search number
>name comes up as a Landline from TELEPORT COMMUNICATIONS AMERICA, LLC - IL
WTF is this????
Pic related to the girl
8/10
The only one scamming you is your taste in women.
Does she live near you? Are her pics of things like the statue of liberty or bridges no where near where you live?
That seems like a really weird bot/advertiser, seems too elaborate to be honest. but you never know.
Are you stupid?
Of course it's a fucking scam, you idiot.
Unless you're going on a date, you shouldn't give out your number.
What are some hobbies a ugly person can do to distract them from the pain of reality?
Picture unrelated.
watch a disgusting amount of anime
work on a plan to kill yourself
drugs and alcohol
also writing up elaborate plans for your suicide
