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convince me that being a shut in is bad
people are getting shot and blown up by terrorists
people are getting killed in car accidents
people are losing life and limb in shark attacks while having a day at the beach
people are getting killed in plane crashes
people are contracting sexually transmitted diseases/infections
everywhere you look death is waiting around the corner to ambush people on a daily basis
meanwhile i am living a healthy life in the safety of my mothers house enjoying my days watching anime and playing video games
so convince me how i am "wasting my life" when people my age are dying every day as a result of stupid normie shit while i am perfectly safe and still alive
>>27639997
This.
I agree.
>>27639997
Whatever makes you happy
I'm not being condescending either. I'm a shut in too. I would love if I was able to connect with more people or if the outside world wasn't complete lunacy in just about every way possible. Oh well I guess
Just do you mang
>>27639997
BUT YOURE NOT ALIVE
Hey guys, Life dev here. It's come to my attention that some glitches have been unaddressed for a while, so I thought I'd sort them out. Sorry for the wait!
- Fixed issue where after sending out 20 or more applications, the applicant did not receive a job.
- Fixed issue where penis size is randomly determined at birth. Penis size is meant to grow to 6 inches at age 12+, and will increase by a small amount for every good deed you do.
- Fixed coding issue in the brains of people who call themselves feminist or SJW. The bug made it so they fought for superiority of women instead of equality, often to extreme and misguided ends. They now strive for true equality and call themselves egalitarians.
- Fixed spawn point issue where people could spawn in Africa without choosing difficulty level "Suicide" at the main menu. The rewards for completing the Africa questline have been drastically increased; for every year you survive there, you are granted dramatically increased Luck, Strength, Intelligence, and Charisma when you leave Africa.
- Fixed lower back pain bug. It was not meant to affect nearly as many people as it does. Since back pain is deep in the old code we can't completely remove it, but we're working on nerfing it as much as possible.
- Fixed issue where the screen next to a person's head that would say "Single? Y/N Interest Level: Medium" did not display. We never intended for players to have to just guess whether someone was single, often flirting fruitlessly before being told they have 5 kids.
More to come. Enjoy Patch 2.016!
Ive rerolled already, Internet is a much better game.
Need a patch where women stay virgins for longer and don't give away their only worth as a female too hastily. Also reddit gtfo.
Africans confirmed FOTM carebear class
>tfw dad's raping my sister in the other room again
>tfw can hear her soft grunts and the bed shaking
>>27639893
why not just walk in there?
>>27639920
I can't, the door's locked.
pepperoni
>>27639893
Oh look this pasta again.
A is for Autism, it's everywhere.
>>27639793
B is for balding.
>>27639802
C is for cunts
D is for degeneracy
>Sorry, I only date white guys
Why is this bullshit allowed?
yea well, most white guys don't want them
>>27639684
No girl of any race wants to date me, so I don't care.
>>27639684
Because white men are still on top :^)
Who here /dark circles under eyes/?
Dark circles checking in
They're bad too
>tfw dark circles
>tfw ugly
>tfw won't ever get a gf
>>27639648
mine are puffy and blueish
it might be because I never take my contact lenses out
Why dont you get a black gf and make qt mixed babies robots?
I thoguht that lil nigga had a little square pepperoni pizza from the thumbnail
And honestly, I wouldn't be able to stop joking about black people or saying the word nigga, so I'd avoid having a black gf.
Honestly I like black girls, but I can't stand how ghetto so many of them are. I've dated two black girls so far, and while they were nice enough themselves, their friends were so unbearably loud and aggressive I felt like conducting an ethnic cleansing every time I got within ear shot of them. It's like they all came straight out of a racist comic strip; they were all obese, had hideous nails and earrings, and spent their time smoking menthol cigarettes and getting into pointless petty arguments about nothing.
I'm not a zoophile.
>"Hey Robot, I think you're really good-looking. Want to go out for dinner sometime?"
im pikey one punch Irish man. you're a big fuker, wanna box?
>>27639590
sorry i have a boyfriend already
Sure man, how about Wednesday at 9?
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
Personality disorder test
Feel free to do a personality or depression test as well
Let's do political compass' too, I mean why not?
>>27639579
Wr578vcdthc]
>>27639961
Thank you for partaking in this thread
Urban exploration is one of the most awesome things you can do. Tell me robots, why don't you do it? I go hundreds of miles away just to explore a place where humans have not been in years. In that moment, I am euphoric.
where do you live? Russian satellite state?
>tfw i live in Long Island NY
>there are tons of huge abandoned mental institutions everywhere
>all the nig nogs shit them up so theyre not even worth going to
I pass an enormous abandoned factory everyday on the way home from college and it's pretty need looking t b h
Is that chernobyl?
Sociology class experiment
I don't use social media you normie scum
>>27639518
>sociology class experiment
Sure, friend.
I don't have social media but if I did I couldn't be myself because it would fuck up future job opportunities. I also don't have any friends so social media would be futile.
>>27639518
I get to just say things and not worry about who will read it or what they will think of me.
>24 years old
>still listen to avenged sevenfold
>>27639509
>implying anyone knows or cares about whatever you're talking about
kill yourself
>>27639523
Don't talk to me or my wife's boyfriend ever again.
>>27639509
>>27639537
CAN YOU HELP CAUSE IM STARTING TO BURN
I WANT AN ECCENTRIC, INTELLIGENT, PERVERTED, AND SIGHTLY INSANE FUJOSHI GF.
I-I just want to revel in understanding each other like so many others don't begin to.
I would definitely be your girl, then.
>>27640668
That's wonderful, pleased to meet you new gf.
Alternatively, thanks for replying to my stupid thread out of pity random anon.
>>27639350
I don't have anything to contribute, guy. But I'm with you on the whole thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwPz7rWLxv0
Which one would you fuck?
>>27639188
The one who is playing the cello.
violin girl
I have a thing for girls that play violins. they always look so elegant with those bowing motions
>>27639376
>cello
>no cello pictured
Can't tell if joke or not.
School shootings (and other similar events)
Why does it happen? And why do they never target who they intended?
>>27639170
Is that a picture of Kylo Ren in there?
because school ruined them
>put kids in social situations where they are bullied, degraded, outcasted, and humiliated
>gives them access to guns
what could go wrong
