>"Hey Robot, I think you're really good-looking. Want to go out for dinner sometime?"
im pikey one punch Irish man. you're a big fuker, wanna box?
>>27639590
sorry i have a boyfriend already
Sure man, how about Wednesday at 9?
ok but I'm not putting out on the first date bro
>>27639838
>"I don't wanna fight you, Anon.'
>>27639887
Not as good looking as the one in the one I'm posting, though.
>>27639590
Fuck dinner. Let's Fuck instead. And then we can cuddle. Then fuck again. Then cuddle all night baby.
Sure thing.
Let's grab some bar food, mang. I'll even buy you a couple of pints
Just don't drunkenly fall on me.
>tfw have a thing for bears
Yes
>>27639937
>"Don't you want to take it slow, Robot? Because I like you a lot."
>>27639929
>Not as good looking as the one in the one I'm posting, though.
nah, in the first one he was pretty cute, but here he is maybe a solid 5. he's too bulbous
i wont fuck you and you wont fight me. move along lad..
>>27639590
This is Robert Kirkman or Notch if they were usual to /fit/.
>>27639590
>go out for dinner
Can't we just eat at my house?
>>27639590
>tfw no bear bf
>tfw no twink bf
>tfw no bf at all
>tfw 22 KV male
Just go away, OP. Dredging up these feels is cruel
Seems unusual, I don't usually get dudes asking me out for dinner, but I suppose I could use a night out. Maybe we could lift weights some time.
>>27639975
Fuck no. I need a bear in my bed asap.
We bang first then we get to know each other
>>27640002
>"Of course, Robot!"
>>27640014I've never had bf either.
>>27640014
>tfw 23
>tfw less than 2 years to gay death
>tfw most people your age have been sexually active for a minimum for 5 years
>>27640118
>I've never had bf either.
My only hope is some sort of virtual reality to whisk me away from this cruel world. I'll never get a real life bf. RIP my soul
I'd say "sorry, I don't fuck fat ugly hairy guys"
I'm gay but I'm not into "bears"
>>27640132
Gay death is 30, anon
>>27640160
Gay death is a meme. Trust me. I'm a real faggot.
>>27640148
>a literal bear Chad
>ugly
I'm straight and he's good looking as fuck, kill yourself
>>27640160
its 25 if you are a bottom or at least want to be.
>>27640188
Have you seen all the online adds, where most people meet gay partners, there are 50 year olds demanding under 25s
My most qt years, as un qt as they were, are almost over. I will be sexually dead
>>27640148
>>27640148
What if you made him cry by calling him fat?
And he's not fat: he's CUTE
>>27640229
>My most qt years, as un qt as they were, are almost over. I will be sexually dead
>Tfw straight people can enjoy 40-50 years of sexuality if they're willing to use escorts
>gays have no such recourse, and if they try there's a good chance of contracting STDS
Yes, Yes, I know Female Hookers can have STDS also. But, the Market is biased toward protecting heterosexual clients. Plus, I don't want to partake in dangerous anal sex into my 30s
>>27640229
>Have you seen all the online adds, where most people meet gay partners, there are 50 year olds demanding under 25s
Man your asshole must be so jealous of yoir mouth right now, for the amount of shit that's coming out of it. I'll do a whole post to refute you, but let me just take this one to say how much of a bullshitter you are. Are yiu even gay?
>>27640304
I am very gay, well as gay as virgin can be.
There are tons of people who insist on 25 and under and many are out of age group themselves. or "over 25 only if you're hot as fuck"
I suppose some sixty year olds settle for a 30 year old
Youth is fetishied among gays to a ridiculous degree, If I'm unattractive under 25 then all hope is truly lost when I am older
is that kevin owens
>>27640418
This.
I'm 22 years old, and I feel like some clock is hanging over me... It makes me feel depressed and angry.
>>27640225
He's not a Chad and there's nothing attractive about being a fat mammoth. His face isn't anything to write home about even if he dropped all the weight and got fit and waxed
>>27640229
>implyibg we were ever sexually alive
Well fuck me I'm 28 and thought I had 2 good years left. Little did I know I've been dead for 3 years
>>27640453
His face is literally top actor tier, are you fucking stupid?
>>27640514
No it's not. You're just biased because you find fat hairy guys attractive. My face is much more attractive than his
>>27640418
>Youth is fetishied among gays to a ridiculous degree
It's because half of you are pedos.
>>27640538
No, you're ugly.
Mr. Bear Husbando is a 10/10: you're probably a disgusting and featureless "twink".
>>27640278
>>27640229
>>27640160
I'm not sure if you are serious or troling.at this point i can't really tell the difference. But i was happy today, i saw a gay death thread on lgbtumor, and I expected a bunch of crybabies suchs as yourselves. Instead I found many reasonable posts about how gay death is but a mamay. First of all you need to learn there is a huge difference between the internet and the real world. On the internet, twinks and femboys are a primary sexual target. Especially in places like 4chan, they make a huge success and are able to gather an audience of older men and denial homos who are into that kind of boy. In the real world (and you'll see I'll take grindr as a part of the real world because most of the people there are actually willing to do some real life action, unlike strangers on an internet forum) twinks and femboys are the most excluded group from the "game of sex", along with the trans of course. " no fems" grew to such proportion that it actually became a problem inside the comunity, as it unveiled the internal homophobia from many of its members. The same thing goes for youngish types. Either in a bar or in the apps, you'll see a major age restriction AGAINST 22&under. "Mature only" "no boys" "30 and older" atmre common slangs in the gay apps.
I'm trying to offer you just a small peek from the real gay sex life, rather than your fake conception of it. If you don't believe me, do the test yourself. Measure the success rates of two catfish grindr profiles: an average looking twink, a femboy, and a 30+ man. (Again, average looking. The superb beauty will call everyone's attention and many will bypass their preconceived standards because of it).
But there's a great chance youre just dumb or trying to find a logical reason for your unhappiness. The gay equivalent of the misogynistic robot who says girls only want chad, 10% of men for 80% of the women, 5'10' is midget tier consider suicide, among other Bullshits.
>>27640683
Whether or not gay death is real and the extent of its existence is irrelevant to my >>27640278 point.
I don't want to be gay. I don't want to be a receptive bottom. Anal sex isn't safe. Gays are some of the most compromised people when it comes to STDS. Overall, straights enjoy a greater selection of possible mates, safer sex, and better porn.
I don't think homosexuality is a mental illness but I certainly don't want to be a homosexual.
>>27640683
I'm 5'6 and have a babby face the only conceivable way I can be attractive is if I was twink or fem like. I 'm not because I'm ugly.
I wish I was an average looking twink or that I could become and average looking masculine gay. I can never be either. My only possible attractive trait was being young.
Your post also assumes I want to be a top or that because an older top can exist then older bottoms can too
>>27640118
>"Of course, Robot!"
Oh, good.You can show off your arms all you want when you come over.
>>27640748
I agree I would do anything to be straight
>>27640778
You're the Missourian!
>>27639590
Yeah, sure dude, you and me like to crazy bros hitting the town and fucking bitches.
>>27640748
Then don't act on your faggotry? Simple as this, really.
>>27640748
A typical robot it is. Crying about the circumstances of life. Well my friend, I didn't ask to be ugly. I was born like that, I can't help it. For so long I was sad about it, but then i tok a closer look at some people I knew, who were also ugly but who were enjoying their lifes to fullest. I realized that I was ought to do the bestvI could with the toolslife gave me. Believe me, we're called gay for a reason. That are a loooooot of gays out there who are happy with themselves. Most of them i'd say. I'm one of them. My sadness is completely unrelated to my gayness. In fact, being gay was one of the only things in my entire life that made me feel happy. Without it I'd be lost. I love being gay
You can learn to accept the life you have and do take the best of it. Or you can be just our typical robot and whine about that you can not change. Only one option will bring you happiness. The choice is yours.
>>27640942
If I accepted being gay my life would be no different.
Work and then home
or sit at a bar alone etc.
Online I am rejected.
Thats it.
You sound like a normie fuck to me
>>27640627
Not a twink. I'm a fit muscular Chad with a masculine face not a fat slob "bear"
>>27640942
>The choice is yours.
Thanks Captain Planet. I'm glad it's so easy to sculpt a social life out of the worthless rock that is my life. Oh wait, I'm not a fucking normalnigger so it's impossible.
>>27640775
Your "problem" seems to be ugliness rather than age. If that's the case, there are three things you need to do in other to find sexual satisfaction.
> accept yourself
That includes: stop whining about your appearance, stop wallowing in self pity, stop hating yourself
> lower your standards
The dark secret about r9k that noone wants to listen. Attractive guys want attractive guys. They wont settle for less. You gotta learn to find beauty in other things, as well as to attract people with more than just your face. Apps and hookups are not ideal for you, then.
> improve yourself
Take care with that one. If you start doing this step without taking the first one, you will fal in a spiral of selfloathing and delusion that no one will be able to pull you out. Just take a look at fit.
There's nothing wrong about wanting to look better,aslong as youre already comfortable and confident with yourself, otherwise itll be like putting the carriage in front of the horses.
>>27641035
Provide pics, for I must judge for myself then :3
>>27640997
>>27641083
Certainly with that attitude, just buy your coffins and hero already. What are you waiting for?
> boy, sure I'm miserable. Better keep doing exactly the same I've been doing so far
This is you. If that's who yiu want to be, great. Go ahead. Live the robot life. But please don't talk shit you obviously don't know anything about being gay. You might give innocent people the false impression. We wouldn't want tha, would we?
>>27641189
Age will be the seal of the tomb of my virginity
The only attractive trait that will get people interested is my youth.
Even if I accept everything you say I will still be just sat alone, so great advice normie.
My standards are as low as they can go, I was rejected by people old enough to be my dad online who weren't exactly lookers. There is no lower place except aids ridden pensioners.
>>27641294
There is nothing else to do, I'm not some normie just because I like dicks.
If I were gay, this guy would probably destroy my asshole.
>>27641340
>online
There is your problem. No, wait, scratch that.
>There is nothing else to do
Now THAT is your problem. Wanna give up on life, baby? Do it. Go full shia. Why don't you just an hero already?
Your type makes me sick. Derrotist. Unwilling to do ANYthing BUT cry in the corner about how bloody awful life is because you won't do anything to change how bloody awful it is.
You know the saddest part? Youre much probably not even that ugly. Just plain average. And yet you complain like a true first world child. I'm sure if you posted a picture in this tgread plenty of people would say they'd fuck you. But you won't cause you're a pussy.
Give up on life then. Great. Everybody wins. What are you waiting for? Go ahead and kill yourse- oh boy, who am I kidding. Youd never have the guts o do it. Youre a robot after all. All you know to do is whine and whine. Buah to you. I'm so done.
>>27641515
>I'm so done.
Thanks, can you go back to red dit or wherever it was you came from please
>>27641575
Oh no baby I was here long before you came. Before this place magically became the pithole of self-pity losers like yourself. I guess I'll keep it here. You can go on with your amazingly hapoy life. Bright years ahead for sure.
>>27641622
Why don't you become his bf, then? :333
>>27639590
s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sure f-femanon
>>27641665He's clearly a normie who already has a bf
>>27639590
>I mean, okay I think I'd like that.
>>27641665
As long as he's the top, I'm in.
>>27641680
You know, being pathetic is not the only prerequisite for being a robot. But tell me, I'm curious, how you intend to spend the rest of your life of celibacy?
>>27641768
>You know, being pathetic is not the only prerequisite for being a robot.
Yes but you fail at being a virgin, so get out.
>sure. what do you like? a Chinese place could be cool.
>tfw i look like exactly like this and people actually like it
I-i dont know this feel
>>27641862
shit I didn't even look at the picture. I was fucking baited. I'm fucking ending it all now
>>27641882
Too late, now you have to go out with him.
>>27641680
Are you the Missourian, Robot?
>>27641907
No, I'm from the uk
>>27641868
It's good if you're into men I guess...
>in this ITT thread: fags with pleb taste
>>27640849
W-what's that, Anon?
>>27640014
how can someone be a gay male and a virgin?
>>27641868
You do, Anon? That's nice.You should post a picture.
>>27641926God-damn it, always
>>27641882
Wouldn't you rather go out with Mr. Bearman Husbando than with some roastie?
Bearman husbando:
>will never leave you
>loves you unconditionally, and pines away for you
>will top or bottom, whatever pleases you most: more importantly, he'll actually put out
Roastie:
>will cuck you
>will always complain that you're not good enough
>will always develop a 'headache' when you express even a semblance of sexual desire
>>27641831
If you only knew how much of an asinine insufferable piece of retardation you have to be to manage to stay virgin as a gay male... I dread to think of you in real life. Have you ever thought about that, anon? That, in the end your appearance/age might not be the root of all evil? That, in the end, the reason you're a lonley robot is because youre a little piece of shit?
>>27642179
Why don't you help him lose his virginity, then? :3
>>27642179
Yeah probably. Its also possible your just world fallacy is childish and ridiculous.
I don't think I have met more than 4 gay guys in the real world in my life they were 2 couples so thats a not go.
From what I can tell most gays meet online, but you think thats a bust
>>27642292
How delusional can you actually get?
You met no single gay in your life and, somehow,you still think youre doomed to life long celibacy for some reason?
The only thibg holding you back is your mental retardation. If you manage to grasp that from our discussion I'll take it as a victory. Have you even tried grindr?
God it's like talking to a 13 yo.
>>27642292
>>27642509
I want you two to fuck! :3
>>27642222
I would but if I know robots,and I do know them, he's lying about having low standards. He'd probably find me too ugly for the deed.
>>27642509
I can't even take a picture of myself for a proper profile and I live with my parents, so I've never had a proper go.
I am too autsimal for anything
>>27642669
Than never open your mouth again to say shit like gay death or I hate being gay. Do you actually think it would be easier with girls? Don't you know it's 10 times easiER between gays? If you fail at sex as a gay, you'd be crowded king Virginius if straight.
If anything, blame your autism. Next time say shit like "autism death" or "i hate having autism".
Gosh just come out and make a grindr profile already. Where the fuck in the Internet you looked for men? And youre surprised you didn't find anything worthy?
You can be an autist but you don't have to be dumb
>>27642828
>And youre surprised you didn't find anything worthy?
I never turned anyone down they did it to me even the fucking middle aged guys.
>>27642990
And you took your traumatic internet experience and decided to give up on life? Let me give you a hint, only weirdos and pedos use internet for dating now. This is the age of the apps. I din't even recomend you use the apps if youre such giant ball of austism. The best for you would be going out and interacting with real people, flesh and bone.
But if you must, download grindr. That's how I lost my v card. At 19. 3 years ago.
>I'm flattered, but no thanks. if I find a gay guy who looks like me though, I'll send him your way
>>27643088
>The best for you would be going out and interacting with real people, flesh and bone.
I have been interacting with people. I don't live in new york or some shit there aren't gays everywhere I turn.
>>27643130
> tripfaggot
> straight
We believe you.
>>27643145
That's what gay bars are made for. Go to your local gay point. Don't expect anything superb. It's just a bar with gays. Bring a friend and see where it goes.
You know what,forget about the bar. Just get on grindr and loose this damn virginity already. It should take less than a day to find someone.
>>27643191
>Bring a friend and see where it goes
And where would get this friend, and how do I convince someone to open a gay bar where I live?
>>27639590
>H-how did you know I was gay...???
>>27643223
It's already opened. You just need to know where it is.
Like i said, forget the bar. Get grindr. Do it now. You won't regret.
>>27643237
>"I didn't: I just thought you were attractive, and decided I'd try to ask you out! Now I'm happy I did."
>>27643281
I doubt installing grindr will be the one thing in my life I don't regret,
I might look into it though
I'm already at pant shitting anxiety level just thinking about it
>>27641868
i'm a lady and this is my type
please post your belly
>>27643149
>implying I haven't fucked more grils than 99% of anons on this board
tip top kek
>>27643340
I don't know, I'm not really out yet and big guys like you scare me.
>>27643394
seconded bellies please
>>27643394
Be my bf, Anon :33
>>27643384
You'll get used to it. Everybody had a semi panick attack at their first date. I was sweating so much I actually had to change shirts. If your anxiety is incapacitating, you need psychiatrical help, though.
Just go through with it. Download it right now. As we speak. Go to the play/apple store and press download. If you want to post pics of your progress this will become extra fun. But the important thing is that you do it NOW. Full shia. DO IT
>>27643470
i just said i'm a girl
sorry bro im just a female chubby chaser
>>27643405
> implying you are telling the truth
>>27643532
But you have a beard!
>>27643505
Just the grooming to take a reasonable picture will take ages not to mention the hair removeal project. I can't just do it now
>>27643604
..i saved that pic off adv
>>27643394
Would post a pic if it was the old internet but these days archives make sure that anything you post is forever available for everyone to see. That makes me really uncomfortable tbqh.
>>27643615
What are you bearded? Gays like beards. Is your hair a huge mess? You don't need to shave your asshole until you actually arrange a date. You actually don't need to shave at all. Some peoole don't care and some even like fur. If you postpone this it'll be just one more thing you won't accomplish, set aside in an unreachable future.
Do. It. NOW.
>>27643659
post your belly so i can save it and masturbate to it later and post it in other threads about cute bellys
>>27643635
You shouldn't do that, you got my hopes up.
Why is a female even posting on a pidor thread?
Why are bear fans and twink fans so vitrirolic toward each other? Don't even give me "It's them really!", it's both of you
>>27643687
Just fuck off, normie. Not everyone has options. Not him, but I am doomed to loneliness and things like Grindr aren't used in my country, so there are zero users.
>>27643659
Stop being so sekf centered. No one will care about your picture. How many pics are posted daily on 4chan? Why would you think yours will be given special treatment?
>>27643702
bears are my type
Awh he seems really sweet, I'd totally do it just to make him happy.
>>27643702
is this ben carson?
>>27643687
I'm a fucking mess, I would need at least a shower and to find and clean a mirror.
Its not really a beard just fuzz I use to try and hidw no chin and no jaw
Just thinking about it hurts so much
>>27643743
Please, stop chasing after bears: the competition is already bad enough
;__;
>>27643723
I'd love to hear about your past tentative s of finding the ideal mate. I suppose I could always repeat what I said 300 times before when you answer "i havent tried but I have given up".
Also, where exactly is this country? Somalia? Pakistan? Iran? Because if it is, you have bigger problems than finding a boyfriend tbqh
>>27643702
I don't even like black guys, but God-damn, I'd let myself get fucked by that man.
What the fuck should I do about all my fucking acne too.
Oh fuck
>>27643809
Why would I answer that I haven't tried? I've tried three dating apps and there weren't users on any of them; I've looked for bars but there weren't any, and I don't know any homosexual males. I live in a small town in Chile, there isn't political turmoil. Why don't you accept that not everyone has it easy, you literal normie?
>>27643796
>tfw chasing chubby thikfat cowboy
you get the gays i get the straights
>>27643788
Your self loathing is tiresome. Really. You have to work on that. If you manage to grow the balls and enter grindr or tindr or other app one day, you gotta learn to keep those comments shut in your mouth. They're really annoying and off turning. Now, we got this far, for you to fall back in derrotism? Come on man. Have some decency and finish what I have started.
>>27643732
Never said that, stop assuming thing based on nothing but your own projections.
>>27643900
Its 6am and I can't be bothered, my phone apparently can't run grindr as its too old and I'm on the verge of heart attack.
I was going to make a profile just to show you, you were wrong but it would be too late anyway
>>27643870
> there are no gsys where I
Yes there are. There always are gays around you. You just need to learn where they are or what media they use or where they meet. You can also make small travells to nearby cities who have a wider lgbt scene. We're closer, ustedes e jo. I'm brazilian. Our realities can't be that different.
>>27639590
sure bro, honostly im so glad i found a good friend like you at the gym.
mind if i bring the girl im trying to get some time? Itd help me alot with my awkwardness if there was three people, atleast for the first time.
>>27643989
> there are no gsys where I
Something I never said. I can't just magically learn who is gay or how they meet. At this point you have just resorted to suggesting I go somewhere else, but that isn't really possible if you're poor. Are you ready to accept that saying "if you're a virgin while you're gay it's just because you haven't tried" is bullshit and it's the same old song that straight-normies say to straight-robots in every other r9k thread? You're no different; you're a normie. You shouldn't be here pretending to insult people's efforts.
>>27643719
Why don't people realize the middle road is so much better? Normal athletic build guys are so much hotter than "twink" or "bear"
>>27643974
I'm not wrong but it's not me you have to show anything. It's to yourself. Im not gonna say I was like yiu because I was never demented. But I was a virgin loner with no perspectives of dating. Geting inside Grindr meant actually exposing myself to possibilities and seeing other guys and getting out of my comfort zone. That's the only way to make things change. It worked for me. I have faith it will work for you.
Now, it's 2 am here and I have to sleep. Talking to you wasn't nice, but it was interesting. I hope you will at least try the apps in the near future. They're not the better way, but sureky they're the easiest one for social failures like us. You have nothing to lose from it and I'msure you won't regret. Just think about it.
I'm off now. Back to life. See you in future threads, gay bot. Have a nice life. Bye.
Anyone else hate the top/bottom dichotomy and that you MUST be a top OR a bottom, and that the top MUST be bigger and the bottom MUST be smaller? It just sucks out all the fun from gay sex. It's like we're just boring straight people where the top is the big man and the bottom is the small woman. Why can't two guys who find eachother attractive just go at it and see what works for them in the heat of the moment. Why does everything have to be defined into these millions of categories and subcategories. Why do I have to be a bear or a twink or a whateverthefuck, what if I'm just a normal person who doesn't fit into any of those? Do I have to change myself to suit some pre-defined cookiecutter label? It's tiring and stifling
>>27644054
You haven't tried. There are no efforts to be insulted. I'm fed up with your derrotism. Downloading apps that turned out empty is not trying. Google is your friend. Facebook is your friend, not to actually use it, but to find at least what all of the gays in your city are doing saturday night. If you haven't managed to find something so far, you shouldn't open your mouth to verbalize a defeat manifesto: I'm hopeless and always will be, I pitty myself and so should you!
Stop it. Now. You really live in the middle of nowhere? Because then you must face problems worse than dating,and should consider moving. But I have a feeling youre just blaming your lack of attempts on your city, kinda like the other anon blamed on the inexistant "gay death".
>>27644185
You sound virgin. Sex isnt porn. To this day I only had sex with one guy that refused to change roles. But that doesn't change the fact that most oeople have preferences.
>>27644209
Weren't you supposed to have gone to sleep?
>Because then you must face problems worse than dating,and should consider moving
I've already said my city suffers no political problems, its only downside is its lack of population. And I've also said that I'd love to move, but I'm poor and I have to work in my family shop, so I can't move.
How are my attempts to find a club or apps not trying? It only counts as an attempt after I've found someone? No, I think you're just saying shit now. You've resorted to searching on Google as my viable option, but supposedly I "shouldn't open my mouth"?
>Take it back to LGBT freindo, cause i'm as straight as a non-existant wooden fucking ruler
>>27644294
Fibe, Pablito. Fine. I give in. You win the "Involuntary Celibacy" award of the year, for those unfortunate souls stuck in the middle of nowhere that, despite their attempts,for a series of misfortunes and geographical motives, are beyond any hope of ever finding an ideal mate.
Are you happy now? Truly?
Now tell me this: are you in the closet?
C-could I be your cub, anon-cun?
>>27644384
>Now tell me this: are you in the closet?
No.
Do you have an actual argument or you just have agreeing sarcastically?
>>27640453
>there's nothing attractive about being a fat mammoth
Speak for yourself, my man.
>>27644414
that's not a cub body type
>>27644418
No, my amigo. You made your case. Your loneliness is beyond your control. Surprisingly enough, you are a minority in this board, whose most users suffer the consequences of their own social ineptitude. What I said before still aply to tge first anon, and most of them that arent live in desert cities. Now, even with your whole city knowing you're gay, no one has ever hinted on you?
>>27644418
Look, pablo... I gotta sleep. I'mpassing out already. So I won't be able to reply any further. Good bye for now, chileno hijo de puta
>>27644509
Not him but
>you are a minority in this board
What are you basing this generalization on? Why can't you and the other normies on this site understand that if we've ended up here, we're already a minority in real life and it's highly likely that we are living in tough conditions? If you aren't a virgin you should just fuck off from here.
>>27644445
I-i could gain weight for you...
>>27644646
you're amazingly hot, I was just saying cub wasn't the right word. More like pup ;)
>>27639590
Every guy I met that look like this off Grindr ended up being super fem and not really into my twinkish body
>>27644559
You can't have been here for long if you truly believe robots are living in tough conditions. It would take only a visit to the old archives to realize how "first world problems" this place is.
>>27644414
Be my anon-cub-pup, pls, Anon.
>>27640014
>tfw no bear bf
>tfw twinky bf who assured you he was a switch mostly into dominating
>tfw he dresses like a girl and wants you to always top
>tfw you'll never have a strong hairy bf to pick you up and squeeze you tight
>>27644736
Why are you here if can't relate to robots?