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>Got with girl who had a bf at the time and cheated on him with me
>now we've been dating for 4 years
>she cheats with our mutual friend and repeats the cycle
>i didn't see it coming, one day she seemed in love with me next day she was cold as ice and broke up with me soon after
Are all girls like this? Or am I just stupid for making a cheater my gf?
both to be quite honest
they usually line someone up before actually dumping you when shit goes south
>>27647908
You're stupid, should have used her as a fucktoy at most. Cheaters deserve nothing more.
>>27647944
That's what I was afraid of. It makes me really reluctant to go out and date girls because I just look at how pretty they are and how easily they could fuck some chad at any time. Like walking your dog without a leash
Can /r9k/ explain to me why the only time I get hit on it's by gay men?
You're not attractive to women or straight men.
>>27647890
ouch, that hurt a lot anon
better than no one right?...
You're a twinkboi bitch who looks like he takes it up his ass
Question for any black dudes in here.
Do you feel intimidated by Tyrone as much as white guys in here seem to feel about Chad?
Guy in the image gave me a bit of anxiety. I fucking hated those nerdy, condescending black dudes back in MS and HS. Why the fuck were there so many of them?
>>27648431
Fucking Stevie makes you anxious? Kek
No, from my understanding of Tyrone it's the uber confident black guys who are attractive to women. I go to a university in a pretty white area so these guys are usually pretty "white washed" or fake hood, I grew up in Brownsville so I'm pretty good at distinguishing the real from the fake, so no Tyrones don't have any impact on me personally.
It's not fair! not fair! They get to be degenerates and having fun. I have to sit alone at home and masturbate. Fuck this shit! It is not fair!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoosFd-c3Pc
It's okay, Anon. Just put the barrel in your mouth, close your eyes and pull the trigger.
>caring about spring break
I dunno about you guys, but these chicks are low test overall anyway.
Reminder that all you have to do to have fun and get laid is to literally just show up to one of these parties.
>B-but...but...I'm out of shape!
Nobody cares, that one guy in the video was chubby.
>I'm too ugly!
Just put on a pair of sunglasses, everyone else has a pair on
>I'm too awkward/autistic!
Just get really drunk, everybody else will be doing the same
It's all your fault, retards. Spring break is the prime time for college pussy, and you guys are too lazy/scared to try and get some of it.
Unless you have no friends, then you are fucked either way.
So I bought this doll online and put a Jesse Jane fleshlight inside it and I've been fucking it for a couple of weeks and my mom found out what do I do now mom is talking on the phone and crying I'm 28 years old
Youre a disgusting subhuman.
Suicide is your only option
>>27647784
I hope you were bored of your life as it was before, because something's sure to change.
Anybody got that picture of the ugly robot with curly hair and glasses that thinks he has "chad genetics"?
Did you mean this one?
>>27649162
CHAD GENETICS BYUOGUOIVIYFCY
>>27649162
I'm dying holy shit 100 100
Who the fuck keeps spamming these shitty race/cuck threads on r9k and why haven't they been banned already? It's fucking obvious that it's one relentless little chugger who won't quit, he even posts this zero effort garbage at the same time of the day for fuck's sake.
I've wondered the same thing. It's a real mystery.
>>27647754
DANCE
I COMMAND YOU TO DANCE
>>27647818
That doesn't look like an Australian to be m8
>almost 22 and still a virgin
can humanity be forgiven for this injustice or should I take retribution?
>>27647721
Just buy a purity ring - problem solved
Forgive them, for they know not what they do.
Fuck a dude on craigslist. Easiest thing in the world
There's no excuses for being a virgin anymore if you're not absolutely repulsive. Dudes on craigslist will fuck almost anything
>get in shower
>suddenly need to poop
>don't want to get out of the shower and sit on the toilet all wed and cold and uncomfortable
>poop in hand
>throw in toilet
>miss, it lands on the ground
my entire life is a fucking joke
LOL you dirty fuck
>tfw shower across the house from toilet
>tfw I can't hold a shit
>tfw it happens again
>tfw third time
One time I hadn't pooped for like 4 days. Seriously. It was terrible. Getting the first part out was so difficult, it was dry and compacted and terrible.
I couldn't force it out sitting on the toilet, I had to squat in the shower. I tried to get some water up there from the showerhead, but it didn't work.
Eventually I forced it out. I literally had to put my fingers around my asshole to stop it from stretching out so much from this massive, massive shit.
After the hard part passed, there was just... soft stuff. Like ice cream. So fucking much of it. I tried to pick some of it up to put it in the toilet, but most of it was too soft to grip. The bits I could pick up were SO heavy. I must have shit like 10 pounds I swear.
The shit literally destroyed my asshole and was now all over my shower tray. My ass was bleeding, the pain and muscle effort from taking this shit was so bad my legs were trembling.
I started the shower and sat there and cried as the blood washed from my ass, and I slowly mashed this shit away.
From that day on, I've never done anything wrong. Not one single thing. Why? Because I figure this is what prison rape feels like. I thought about Andy Dufresne and the Sisters, and knew I could never go through such an ass destroying experience again.
pic related, it's how I felt sat in that shower.
>be me
>working minimum wage
>trying to save 1000$ for a new desktop
>every week my paycheck is spent on food, clothes, vidya, and other stuff
>buying these things are not obligatory, but food tastes good and buying stuff feels good
>barely save around 20$ from my 300$ paycheck every week
>3 months later, saved enough for the desktop
>realize I could've had the desktop in 3-4 weeks if I just didn't spend a dime on anything
Anyone else like this? Saving money is easier said than done. I want to try and save money but I just can't.
Get a real job bitch.
>>27647669
Sure thing, let me just pull this new job out of my magical job wizard hat.
Or you could apply elsewhere/ get an education/ meet connections. Retard.
>when she asks you to send her a picture of yourself
>when you spend hours crying, building up the courage to take the photo and send it, and she goes silent.
Hahajajaja I know this feel. People think its weird that I dont take a thousand selfies of myself. Normies man, every...fucking...time
>>27647600
>when she removes you from her contact list
Good morning cucky.
Ready for another long day of shit posting, masturbation and feeling empty with no direction in life after you bust your nut?
Only 3 more days till the weekend, when everyone else goes out and enjoys themselves while you sit alone like every day because you don't have any shekels to do anything.
>>27647539
I want you to fuck my ass daddy
>>27647539
I work but I fucked up my sleep schedule. Got home at five and felt like shit so I slept until 10, now I can't sleep...
>>27647539
Why would you post this with a picture of a comfy NEET? Doesn't make sense desu.
>forget to save porn video
>search 300 pages for it
>found it
what is your opinion about me?
Dedication, I respect that
nothing brah. it's 2016 and i've kept one video since 2005. still jerk to it sometimes.
sometimes you gotta make a little effort for that something special.
>>27647501
Post video familia
Neets get in here. Confirm how long you have been a neet and your age and your future plans.
>Neet since nearly one year
>Have to go back to school in august
>There is a chance that i end up with my brother in the same class
JUST
Only been NEET for a couple of months but I've been an anti-social recluse for about 5 years now.
19 years old.
I have no future plans. I don't want to do anything.
Probably have to move back in with mum if the government stops sending me money.
>>27647427
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPFF
>suck it up, fart slut.
If I take 15 of these and chug a bottle of alcohol, am I garunteed to die? I don't want to live through it only to have severe brain damage and be worse off than I am now. I have to make sure I get the job done. 15 of these bars for only 60 bucks, it seems worth it to me
I don't think you'd die from the combination but you'd probably pass out and throw up, also $4 a pop is a little pricey for those
>>27647416
tell me why you are having suicidal thoughts
>>27647416
assuming they are 2mg alprazolam they should be more like $2 a bar not $4, you're getting ripped off
also yes it would but you need to drink a lot of strong alcohol aswell
but dont obv.
