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Let's get an unpopular opinion thread going.
/r9k/ Edition.
robots should all off themselves and get it over with
Asian girls look better without plastic surgery and bleached skin
>>27655797
This is a popular opinion.
Insight on the thought process of the female mind
>>27655668
What does this even mean, why
wait so how does this work?
I think the moral is you should never give your girlfriend/wife money.
This is the 100% absolute truth
>>27655628
pls respond to hierarchy
>>27655628
where is twins?
m/m m/f and f/f
also identical vs non-identical?
>tfw older sister/younger brother
Do you still hope secretly to get a girlfriend?
>>27655548
>Do you still hope secretly to get a girlfriend?
yes. that's the sad thing. I'm getting /fit/, I started wearing the right clothes... I'll probably be a decent-looking guy this summer.
But I'll be a total robot inside.
And I'll talk exactly to 0 cute girls.
>>27655548
yep
i thought i was over it the last couple of years, and the first qt i met being little more than friendly made the feels come back
>>27655548
>secretly
Not even secretly desu.
>tfwnogf
Why is conversation so hard? I literally can't fathom talking to anyone more than a few minutes. What the hell do people talk about?
Small talk is pointless, but you should be able to talk about your interests with like-minded people.
Just always say what first comes to your mind
>>27655550
>Hi I'd really like to date you, have sex with you, and possibly marry you
What could possibly go wrong?
>he prefers western world white women
Why put yourself through such a torture?
>>27655482
this is the single most disgusting picture i have seen all day. congratulations. she looks like her arms are sausauges.
I'm almost inclined to think that she has a specific disease with the way that her fat is distributed. Like she's still fat and I can see it in her face, but most fat people don't have arms like that.
>>27655482
she looks so close to death
>tfw not a Californian
>tfw Texas master race. Commiefornia is the Sweden of North America.
>>27655519
>Texas master race
>voted for Cruz
Not anymore buddy
>>27655519
>mfw born just in time to fight in the coming race war
Have you paid a visit to your local chinese society?
>becoming robot
i recognize that grin
dang, who's the qt on the right?
I am who I am. I am trying to sound like a edgy faggot or anything but others pain gives me pleasure. Everytime someone gets raped, murdered, tortured, beaten or humiliated my heart burns with joy. I love massacres and genocides. I love animal abuse. I love school shootings. I love watching pics of slaughtered family members. I love terror attacks. The chaos, the horror, the warm tears, the screams, the vomit. I love it. I love it all. I could masturbate to it. I have no respect nor any sympathy for anyone/anything living. This world is unfair and has no respect for me, so why should i care about it? There is no "love" in this world. There is only filth and hypocrisy. I would gladly murder every man, woman and child with a smile on my face and hard boner down under from the carnage I would inflict on others, but i don't want to go to jail/asylum or be killed in the process. All I have are my dark fantasies which helps me sleep good at nights. I will remain as a passive observer who will enjoy others pain and suffering for own pleasure and happiness. Anyone sharing the same feelings?
>>27655381
>I am trying to sound like an edgy faggot
Stopped reading.
Also
>blogpost
>>27655381
try saying that when all those things are happening to you. it's easy to say such nonsense from the safety of your home, but you would cry like a bitch if you were in any real danger you fucking coward
>>27655381
you may be an actual sociopath or you may just be edgy
>crush has boyfriend
>crush is my friend
>she tells me she broke up with boyfriend
>"yes, yes, yes", i say to myself
>next day
>i ask her how she's doing with the whole breakup thing and what not
>she tells me they're back again because the dude said "he would change" (he's getting into drugs and shit, and the girl doesn't want any of that)
>tfw at least i had a moment of hope, for like 10 hours yesterday
>my fucking face when
>>27655274
>not just moving on and cutting your losses when you find out theres a bf
we aren't chad, we don't have the capacity to steal a normie's girl
>>27655274
You might be Mr. Right.... just not Mr. Right Now.
>>27655329
No, you don't understand.
First of all, their relation is an LDR.
Second of all, the relation is EXTREMELY dysfunctional. They've broken up like... 13 times before, not counting this one. It's just that this breaking up seemed more "definitive" than the other ones, according to the girl.
I'm just a fucking socially anxious retard who got lucky enough to meet an amazing girl who has the same tastes as me... I'm just holding on loosely, in case things go south. I thought this was the one...
But I am being a fucking dick and trying to meet someone else, just in case things end up going fine and they meet up AND FUCK.
Can we have another "he imagined thread"?
>he imagined to be a SS officer at a nazi concentration camp
>for some reason all of his bullies are in that concentration camp
>he sends them to the gas chambers and imagined holding them a speech to why this is right and why they totally deserve this
>>27655269
Obligatory holohoax comment
I wish I could contribute to this thread, I have a bad imagination. I guess one time I wished I was struck by lightning, and got something cool out of it, like death, or those scars, or superpowers
>>27655269
>he imagined being a pirate on the free seas
>singing shanties and raiding ports with friends ready to give their life for him
>>27655269
>He imagines he becomes leader of some kind of heavily armed foreign country.
>He occupies his home country.
>Legions of jackbooted thugs patrol the streets, brutalizing the local populace.
>Chads have their homes raided, their stacy wives raped in front of them and their Chadlet kids murdered for sport.
>Any kind of feeble resistance is instantly met with gulags for the entire family of everyone involved for generations.
>He never gives a speech, he never even really acknowledges that any of this is happening. There's no monuments, no nothing. The entire country is just transformed into a giant prison designed to totally destroy the spirits of everyone inside.
>You will never marry a farmer's daughter
>You will never wake up early to watch the sun rise
>You will never leave all your doors unlocked knowing there are no niggers for 400 miles around
>You will never make love in a field of wildflowers or the hay loft
>You will never have qt kids totally uninfluenced by Tumblr, Cable TV, and Liberal Arts colleges
Why live?
>you will never go down to the horse stables and discover this
>>27655247
>tfw you can't meet eyes with a sandy blonde freckled cutie across the church on Sunday mass
>tfw you won't earn her father's approval and her mother's affection
>tfw you'll never grow old together and raise 6 children, who will all experience the same idyllic life
>>27655317
>tfw you will never go down to the horse stables and discover this
>tfw hikikomori
How do I lose my viriginty, /r9k/?
You lose it to yourself. Do you have any lubricant?
god, nhk was so good
>>27655272
why did you like it?
Uhh, you don't GET to have a gf.
>>27655070
No I do GET i got the 70000000 GET on pol today also AMA i got that im so happy
>>27655070
But I do, anon. I have a cute nerdy 7/10 gf.
>>27655171
Why arent you asking me questions i got a get pls
Would you still want to date this girl after she breaks up with Jaden Smith?
>>27654870
As long as she disease free, why not?
I'm like 16 years older than her, so no.
>date a girl
am I roleplaying a functional human being in this context?
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