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Who here /hookers/
Where do you live and what do you pay?
Stories?
I see one every 2 or 3 weeks. I just use backpage, I pay 120 for an hour. But there are ones as low as 20 dollars in metro Atlantic city.
>I'm going to fuck this one tonight if she's up
Can you actually get decent ones on backpage and shit?
Like normal looking girls or even hotties that arent disgusting meth addicts
>>27673921
Yea. I would say about 80% are on drugs and the others just have kids or something. You can tell which ones do drugs usually so wear a condom with those, the milfs I don't use condoms with if I pay extra or if I get drunk with them they will let me.
>this one was a just too stupid to get a job
She confused me with the dumb shit she said
>>27673984
Can you post some more?
Are you saying she was too stupid to get a job other than hooker?
What did she mean by socially awkward people?
autism chads
no offense but you know exactly what this thread is and will be so why even post this shit?
chad-nerd
So, can someone explain properly exactly what the hell Vaporwave is? It just seems to be a thing that retarded drug users listen to.
>>27673328
It's the yuppies go to music while doing drugs.
>>27673328
I don't like Vaporwave but to me it seems like Late 80's/Early 90's music you would hear while shopping for a vase or something
I like it because it's nostalgic. Whenever you see the 90s internet look to it, or hear some old sound in the song, you get whisked back to being a kid playing around on the computer, playing things like the first Petz game or seeing GeoCities sites.
>having an intelligent discussion with anon in another thread
>mention my gender because it was pertinent to the discussion
>conversation grinds to a screeching halt
>"fuck off normie reee"
>"pls be my gf"
>"fembots are robots"
>"LONDON"
>>27672881
Yup, don't make the same mistake next time, ya stupid cunt.
>it was pertinent to discussion
How?
Just wondering.
>>27672881
FUCK OFF HIJACK I KNOW YOUR WAYS.
What are you goys listening to
>>27672698
That albums not that good
Kanye West deserves to be killed
>>27672698
>What are you goys listening to
Roundabout
>tfw I might have aspergers
I can't fucking stand autists FUCK I do NOT want to be one
>tfw I might have aspergers
Find out:
psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism.htm
psychology-tools.com/autism-spectrum-quotient/
These are pretty accurate
>>27672330
now you know why nobody will ever love you
>>27672485
>not including RAADS
http://www.aspietests.org/raads/index.php
Women of /r9k/, in all seriousness explain why you became an "attention whore". what happened in your life?
Be truthful, you are anonymous
two rules:
greentext only
men of /r9k/ shut up, don't judge
bumping for intrest
(even misspellt it's still not original)
>>27671382
It started in middle school.
Guys would leave nice comments on my myspace pictures and men would send naughty messages to my inbox. It validated my existence, it made me feel good and popular when boys would comment on my images and put me on their top friends, the more people who had me on their top friends the more friends i would make and the better i felt for having so many people as my friends on facebook. It became a different ball game with the rise of facebook but i was still dominating the same happened when tumblr became popular when instagram, twitter, snapchat and kik became a thing i was all in, It's all i know to do, to get attention from random men on the internet, i'm good at it so why not.
>>27671647
i hope you are not a man pretending to be a woman
thanks for your input
next time follow the greentext only rule tho
Let's start a comfy thread mates. Im looking for images mostly but music, video, anything will do. Stay cozy bots.
>>27670969
Here's an animated one for you, OP.
I've asked this question before but Id like more answers. Do ya'll prefer photos or artwork for your comfy threads? Most people I've asked say photos, but Im an artwork guy myself. I'll be posting a bit of both in this thread. A lot is stolen from comfy threads gone by.
>>27671001
This is excellent, thanks anon. Gifs and webms are my favorite.
Ever been on a date? What is it like for a robot?
it's hard when she doesn't want to juggle the conversation with you.
>>27670869
This. When you're with a girl who actually likes you and wants to talk to you it's amazing. When you're with a girl who just sits there staring at her food you just feel like you're wasting time.
a painful waste of time and money, necessary to get free vag though
Is the military a good option for a neet loser?
Yes.
The military is composed almost entirely of former-NEET losers.
>>27670105
no
and i didnt go into the military though
i got conscripted into police academy and it fucked me up, shit was just pressuring as hell
>>27670105
Was my first choice at age 24 accomplished nothing, but I am physically disabled so I can't do shit except go to school to live and work behind a computer till death
Paid shills. They work for a company that pays them to spread buzz on 4chan for political reasons. These companies are funded by the government, they want you to think a certain way, they want you to have a specific opinion. It's an old strategy, they're trying to divide and alienate 4chan users. This is why 4chan users are always so fucked up. You are literally being brainwashed and you don't even know it.
They're not advertising a product, they're not trying to sell you anything, they just want to control your way of thinking and your beliefs. That's why it's really difficult to recognize shills from genuine posters on 4chan, because ultimately we are all trying to change your way of thinking. But these stealth marketing companies do this structurally. They lie, they spread misinformation and propaganda.
Shills will spam threads, samefag in threads and argue with you according to the script they were given. When you refute their arguments they have to derail the thread and will often respond with something like >being this autistic. When confronted. They will actively try to get the last word so it looks like their argument won, so their argument looks good in front of the crowd and yours lost. It's all part of their script, they get paid to do this. DO NOT argue if you suspect someone is a shill. Just hide and report the post.
Sometimes there are 2 rival shilling companies that are trying to shill opposing opinions and they end up arguing with each other just to set up a show for you guys. Sometimes they don't even know the other guy is a paid shill aswell and they can't ask because they have to stay sincere. It's ridiculous.
The amount of shills has really skyrocketed recently. About 35% of posts aren't genuine posters anymore. That means about 1 in 3 anons is a paid viral marketer who is sitting in an office and gets paid to argue with you. Do not fall for it.
Source: i worked for a stealth marketing company on /pol/, /r9k/ and /b/
>>27669641
are the blacked shills being paid by blacked? Ie, mistakenly thinking 4channers like cuck porn because of the cuck meme
Who Pepsi here?
>Source: i worked for a stealth marketing company on /pol/, /r9k/ and /b/
What company?
Why don't you have a foot fetish? It's really the best fetish to have since I can get off in public when qt girls go outside with flip flops on.
cuz im not a big fuckin faggot
>>27669546
no you cant
you get desensitized
you get to the point where unless the feet are in a sexual context, or theyre right up close to your face it does nothing for you
>>27669918
Can footfags confirm?
POST YOUR BIGGEST INSECURITIES YOU HAVE ABOUT YOUR BODY IN THIS THREAD AND TELL SOMEONE IF YOU SHARE THEM
>>27669134
I have stretch marks and I have awkward limb proportions but this portion of fat in my lower back area and the weird gap it creates between my back and butt drives me crazy every day.
Small penis.
I know from a combination of personal issues, I probably won't be in a spot to use it, but fuck my dick pisses me off so much. I get in a bad mood jerking off if I look down and see my whole hand just engulf it.
Why the fuck do small dicks exist, there is literally NO REASON for this to exist.
>>27669169
Do you have a picture?
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We will interview one of the most popular, lovable, controversial and hated tripcode users.
Anons and Femanons ask questions, post your skype, mail, telegram, line, kik, twitter, snapchat usernames in order to get in touch with your favorite posters.
Don't be shy, present yourself in a fun way and make your senpai notice you!
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Let's start with the beloved by all, Dota2 prodigy, breaker of ldr hearts, handsome Ubermensch, Laoche aka Earthwormstyle.
So far we know he's
+ highly intelligent Ubermensch
+ Dota2 prodigy
+ loves games
+ watches anime
+ gamer
+ studying IT
+ will hit it big once he graduates and starts cashing out mad $ Euros $
+ will provide for you if you value traditional role of a woman in traditional household
+ right wing /pol/ lurker
+ will defend you against kebab invasion (at least he will try unlike his fellow Deuthcucks)
+ redpilled on sand "people"
- had multiple ldr
- probably lost his e-virginity
- trusted a 3D woman before
+ but thankfully he got disillusioned and got back to his robot ways
If you're willing to convince him to give you a chance, you like games, anime, /pol/ threads, and want someone with experience in long distance relationships you could be a match for him!
>>27668632
I must inform you that I have lost my irl virginity
Claimed
Laoche is mine mine mine
>>27669125
But who are you. You need to tell us about yourself if you want that claim to hold any meaning
Redpill horseshit has gone on long enough. Time to return to reality, dipshits.
>life is not an alpha/beta tumblr/4chan struggle
>not all women go for 'chads'
>women are individuals with individual thoughts
>women can be lonely too
>pissing your youth away in your room playing video games and jacking it to anime pedophilia is not a good thing
>chicken tenders and mountain dew are not good for you
>people who work make a contribution to society. no matter how insignificant the contribution, it's still a contrubution
>it's not the jews', liberals', feminists', women's or chad's fault you're a loser
>>27668370
Why should we contribute to society?
It's clear that there is no common goal.
NEETs btfo
Coriginal omment
>>27668504
Do it for your own goals. You want pussy? Money will attract pussy no matter how ugly or awkward you are. It also gives you power over the Chads of the world.
