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Who here /nopassion/? My life is horrendously fucking boring.
>>27684083
Iktf
>Feels like my life has no meaning
>Everything I do is just so time passes
>No passion for anything, even though Ive tried pretty much everything
>So bored nowadays I watch porn just for the heck of it
>Tab out and in 4chan all day long, no threads/boards I find amusing
The fuck is this shit? Im a bit depressed due to boredom but come on
Am I having an existential crisis? Someone HELP
Everything is negative around me.
Try being positive, nope someone is there to give me negative things such as discussions or actions.
I don't give a shit anymore.
>bee yourself.
Yeah but nothing good came out of it. I can't wait to die.
>bad at everything
>don't care enough about anything to get good
>even my non-productive hobbies are getting boring
>no motivation to do anything
>don't want to work
>don't want to live
>just want to sleep
being a heroin addict doesn't sound too bad
what's the creepiest/most perverted thing you've ever done, boys?
Stolen a lot of panties over the years.
Used keyloggers to get facebook passwords from many female friends.
>rubbed hand of dog on dick through jeans
>smelled shoes
>fapped to a glass that a friend of my mom was using
>>27681432
fucked an old cucumber once that was about to get thrown away to make myself a cheap wet makeshift fleshlight. it was bad and cold and i did not cum.
Unpopular opinions about /r9k/. No unpopular opinions about mainstream shit.
some fembots are OK and aren't horrible pieces of shit. not sure why they come here though.
more unpopular position, not actually a robot but visit here for fun and to scare myself when im in danger of becoming one.
The /pol/ posters are the worst posters on this board.
Then the ones who claim to hate women and attention whoring but always respond to attention whoring women, without fail.
ALRIGHT ANON, THIS IS FIGHT CLUB!
ROLL FOR YOUR OPPONENT!
i could prolly take any of em
>>27669443
I've never been in a fight so we'll see what happens, rolling
>>27669443
EAT
SLEEP
BREAK THE STREAK
Midweek hangover edition
I remember feelings of happiness.
>>27668814
I don't. I remember that I was happy once, but I can't remember how it felt
Shyness is nice, and
Shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life
You'd like to
Tags: r9k, omegler9k, r9komegle, robot9001
Get in here I have nothing better to do
got dc'd from caricaturebro
>>27661865
that man looks like a school shooter
>>27661699
>go to omegle to meme it up and just pretend to be retarded
>find serious people who want to actually talk
>go to omegle to be serious and talk with robots
>find literal memers doing retarded shit
also
>run into the same faggots over and over again
>girls automatically skip because you don't have a cam
The last one is a reminder that women are whores
Who /Pizza/ here?
>>27678842
i worked for a pizza place
tis slop served on crust
Pretty average. Tfw no average r9k gf.
>>27678842
I thought she said she was passable senpai
>tfw raging footsexual
JUST
who else /obsessed with women's naked feet/ here?
>>27691468
footfags are probably the most obnoxious and autistic posters on here
>>27691518
im obnoxious but i think it's benign obnoxiousness. im not autistic tho.
Well, we just out tumblred tumblr
This is the day /r9k/ came up with a new sexuality.
And so are you. Let's cry together.
not today my dude
Do you ever feel good in the morning, but then gradually feel worse and worse as the day goes on? Or do you just feel horrible all day?
>>27690436
>gradually feel worse and worse as the day goes on
I just want one friend who thinks like I do where we both mutually understand each other and live life not like the people you see out the doors. :(
Not even 4chan houses people like me. It hurts.
post your stats,
>iq is 83
>height 5,4
>looks 4/10
>personality boring
>wealth poor
>talents good at playing a game called agario
fuck this shity game, shit stats across the board, can't wait to die.
iq is for retards
height: 5'10" ish
looks 100/10 greek god
personality: negative zero
wealth: student given just enough by my parents to survive
talents: pretty much nothing, i can solve captcha really quick
>iq is 100 - 115
>height is 5'10
>looks 6/10
>personality is dogshit
>wealth, relatively wealthy
>talents: Economics, being depressed, good motor skills
I'm 18, rate
>IQ: somewhere around 120, if that Mensa test was accurate
>Height: 5' 9.5"
>Looks: average of 5.5-6 according to /soc/
>Wealth: student provided for parents
>Talents: I'm a pretty fast typer and have good hand/finger dexterity in general.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/virtual-reality-sex-suit-lets-7698685
technology will soon render gfs obsolete
>Virtual reality is set to change the way we use technology, but one innovation has gone a step further than most day-to-day activities - using it to simulate SEX .
>The point of illusion VR is to give the notion that you're having intercourse.
>The kit uses a headset, similar to the well-known Oculus Rift, which delivers visuals directly to your eyes, and has a bodysuit that's got sensors attached.
>There is also a moving machine with breast-like additions to give the experience a more complete feeling.
>>27687829
>women will become obsolete and the human race will die out
i cant wait senpai desu
>inb4 women push to ban this technology to preserve the power of the one thing they are useful for
robots unite we need to stop Stacey from ruining this for us
>>27687883
If I recall correctly, this woman made a TEDx talk about how fucking robots is immoral because they're programmed to always give you sexual consent
>https://youtu.be/nxVBjfHzdI4
Can we have a teacher thread? I lost my temper with a kid who was gloating about beating up another student who couldn't fight back. i sent him ot the admin but thirty minutes later he was out of the office and wandering the halls.
This is my third year and the ingratitude and remorselessness still gets to me.
>mfw you stay late working on thigns with a kdi who calls you a shitty teacher the very next day.
>also my face when I accidentally posted this to pol first
>>27687663
why did you want to be a teacher in the first place? itll kill you senpai, its a shitty job. dont expect gratitude, but know that at least you are changing those kids lives... at least society kinda thanks you even if kids dont
>>27687663
what subject do you teach
Teacher seems like one of those jobs where you can't win. If you care about the kids, then feels like yours are what will mostly happen. And if you don't care, then you're just a shitty teacher most likely doing it because the hours are short and you get summer off.
ITT: post music you play when alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc6__bKkmhU
no one?
ok then
LCW is better tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhqv2ek5GF0
I guess I'll just let the thread die
I need gf
gibe p00si pls
I want kids
>implying women understand politics
Most men are retards with no grasp of politics besides buzzwords and slogans, but women don't even try.
>>27686798
>supporting trump
you have to be 18 to use this site
>>27686845
>>>/trash/
It's time to go home
political compass friend making thread
guess i'm a socialist
>>27686280
political compass regions
>>27686280
daily reminder that libertarian left > all
>>27686280
>being on the authoritarian half
