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I fucked up /r9k/ now I have to kill myself.
How should I do it?
>>27574992
Cyanide pill then shoot yourself in head
>>27574992
Go to doctor Harold.
OD on heroin.
You will enjoy your last moments in life.
>>27575015
Where do I get heroin?
>5 years, 3 days, 21 minutes
Holly is one edgy motherfucker
>>27574984
What date are you referring to?
>>27575208
His 18th birthday
a large part of why i come to 4chan is because i like the look of it after i've been staring at bright screens for a while. it was nice and dark. how do i bring back yotsuba or whatever the fuck the setting i had was? fuck you gay ass 4chan. why would you fuck up your own site?
>april fools haha
>>27574973
Block this: http://s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.*.css
>>27575002
it the second for 95% of the world. they can turn this shit off then. i doubt its april fools though. i bet its just another moronic executive decision by dumb business fags who are too stupid to just leave well enough alone.
IIT: pics that make you uncomfortable.
>>27574697
why does this make you uncomfortable?
>>27575078
probably the gremlin on the left wants to steal his soul and he knows it
>>27574697
the only thing making me uncomfortable is what the fuck they are eating
seriously, what is that shit, that's not a lunch, that's the goddamn selection at a snack bar
Post 'em
>>27569125original fucking comment holy dog shit
>>27574222
B-b-bump
c'mon guys, i wanna see some names
here's a fucking name
yeah, you like that?
you like that, you dirty slut?
yeah you would like that.
My name is zak
Obscure feels thread?
>last one in an xbox live party
Late nights playing Minecraft and CoD. Missing those people who you'll never talk to again.
>>27573667
That's why you need good friends. I never lost mine and never will!
>>27573602
>you'll never be a person like the driver form drive
Post your profile.
Daily reminder that a
>jew nose
>weak chin
make you ugly, no matter how your other features are.
>>27724637
Thats a big beak
>>27724637
fuck off back to /soc/ you cancerous little piece of shit
Jesus you keep your sheckles in that shnoz of yours OP?
Give me your best depression meams
this one fits the theme
>>27719329
I'm pretty fond of this one. Maybe I'll get a shirt like this as well
A classic meme repurposed for depression
Describe your perfect gf, robots.
Akiha from the Japanese visual novel "Tsukihime".
>>27717715
a female one would be nice
One who'll let me be a house husband and has a nice personality.
Who /niceposter/
I just want to make my boys feel loved.
>>27716166
Eat shit you fucking cunt, I hope you die.
>>27716166
Same here anon, I love taking part in the weekly comfy threads and also the bartender/therapy ones. It's really nice
>>27716166
Haha, me too friend! Hope you're having a nice night!
>clogged toilet with paper
>plunger won't work
>hot water method won't work
>sticking a wire to fish out paper won't work
>letting it disintegrate with time won't work
>have to pee in the shower
>I really have to poo
Senpai I fucked up. The piece of shit toilet even overflowed. My only hope is tomorrow morning it magically works or that my landlord comes to check it out, which I don't want to because I'm autistic as shit
What do famalam
>>27716089
drop waterproof fire crackers in the toilet
>>27716143
What good will that do
Your clog is probably way deep in the plumbing system and its been accumalating for months you need to rent a snake to declog it your self or call a plumber
ITT: we discuses the Pros and Cons of
>Casual Sex
>Premarital sex in long term relationships
>Marriage
>total celibacy
>antinatalism
stupid shit that's not allowed
>"come on guys its the current year"
>muh degeneracy
>c u c k h o l d r y
>le red pill
discouraged
>arguments relying on your faith
>>27715878
>2016
>this cuck still isn't redpilled on degeneracy
>>27715913
well played anon, well played
originally well played
>Casual Sex
Cons: Causes addiction to sex, damages the sexual organs, and spreads disease
Pros: idk
>>Premarital sex in long term relationships
Cons: idk
Pros: Growing closer to one's partner, fulfilling one's sexual needs
>>Marriage
Cons: Risk of being fleeced in a divorce (although that's not inherent to marriage and is actually a sign of the institution's degeneration)
Pros: Solidifying couples' bond for life, various legal benefits
>>total celibacy
Cons: Denial of basic human instincts
Pros: idk
>>antinatalism
Cons: Death of the white race and consequentially western civilization
Pros: idk
Why not just shoot up heroin? There isn't a better feeling you can feel. Once you realize how good it's possible to feel, you'll realize how much of a sick fucking joke life is
Because I don't wanna fuck up my body and die.
Why not just cut out the middle part and kill yourself?
Because I actually don't want to get addicted to a fucking drug?
been there done that got addicted lost 5 years got clean
ITT: we rate each others' gfs.
>>27715777
please leave, norman. you know you aren't welcome here.
Also that's a prostitute.
>image.jpg
ban all phone posters
>>27715777
not my gf but im orbiting her very near.
How much money do you have in your wallet?
>$56
>>27715605
I don't keep cash on me.
$311
Am I the king of NEETs now?
Like $300 give or take, I have like $5000 in two credit cards though from my high school job, cash is all birthday money, I am a neet and my money is depleting at an average of like $5 a day though, so in about 2 years ill be broke
