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How do you get girls over social media? Preferably Instagram?
>>27589229
pretend to agree with them on something
>>27589229
You don't
Stop falling for the 3d mayonnaise, it's a waste of resources.
Your hand is a gift from the heavens use it, and if you get bored buy an onahole.
Better than any pussy out there
I thought that was a dick
I just came with a theory.
We should just stopping working or aspiring to get a job.
Why should we work for a society who gave us nothing? Neither protection, neither sexual access.
Why are we supposed to graduate, get a good job, buy big housea and a nice car?
To impress who? To get a used slut who'll never respect us and will bitch all day? To become a pussy slave?
Society gave us nothing, and we should give nothing to it.
We will not have a good wife.
So, what's the point of working? Working for what?
The ideality is that we don't have to work. Some of us can because they can get the heritage from parents.
The others should seek a shitty job that allows us to survive, but nothing more.
We'll not be the wheel of society. They didn't care about us and created a world where all females and a few males are extremely privileged, supposing we'll work hard and buy things to impress used sluts.
You're working to get a car you need to go at workplace.
You're working to pay taxes, including BIRTH CONTROL AND ABORTION. A service you don't use, because you've been excluded by sexual access.
You're working to buy all stupid dress and shit to subhuman fatty woman who masturbates on the nigger she saw the day before.
You don't need money to be happy. You only need to have a lot of spare time.
We need a crisis, we need it right now.
>>27589159
I agree, but I also want the money to buy my games, weed (love love love it) and pay for sex.
So I'll just keep working.
>>27589159
Society is made in such a way one can't survive within it without having a job.
I need money for the future VR tools, so stfu OP
Let's meet up robots, but only robots. We're not on /soc/ but why won't you have friends?
We all experienced loneliness in different or similar ways, so let's talk about us.
Make a short description of you and let's be friends anon!
> age
(if under 18, gtfo)
> sex
(if female, gtfo)
> country
(if not north america or europe, gtfo)
> virgin or not
(if not, gtfo)
> hobbies
> favorite cartoon, comic, movie, music
> why did your life fuck up? when?
> did you ever consider suicide?
> why are you still alive?
> what kind of person would you meet?
> skype or email
picture of you is allowed
Why would I wanna meet up with any of these faggos for?
I've had pretty shitty luck trying to do meetups in the past.
I will be organizing some general 4chan meetup within the next year, but just for Georgia. It would be an open event, shooting guns, classic Xbox halo 2 LAN, camping maybe. I'm just saying, /r9k/ isn't the best place to organize such a thing. I would try and make threads on different boards (not soc or b) and see how many people are in your general geological area. Europe and United States are too broad.
I'll be organizing mine sometime soon.
>tfw aspiring trap
>tfw not gay, just enjoy the feeling as a fetosh
>tfw would never have sex with a man, or even another trap
I just want a qt3.1415 gf who's into traps
I was about to reply to this thread as a dominant girl but then I realized you're a tripfag. That's a worse sign of mental illness than trapping, kys
>>27588667
go to /lgbt/ there's a transbian thread there
>>27588667
Same desu. Also every tranny thinks they're hot as shit these days, but I'd be embarrassed to be seen in public with any of them. Especially that train wreck Pizza.
I'll settle for a guy who doesn't play failed dress-up, thanks :)
>tfw I will never be a qt girl
>>27588590
Post ass pussy
>>27588620
I am just a gross guy. Not even for sexual reasons, I just want to be a qt girl.
>>27588679
i could be your boyfriend maybe....
>born ugly
>my life fucked from the start
>>27588584
>looks aren't everything anon
>beeee yourself, a girl will talk to you don't worry
>why are you single anon, you're such a nice guy
>any girl would be lucky to have you
>>27588809
This tbhqrhfufuejrj
>>27588873
People talk so much shit i have to hold myself from not laughing in their face.
How do they come up with shit like that it's beyond me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6zUyNn6EH0
>"BU...BU...BUT I can't afford a baby X("
>Can afford to take a european vacation.
This video is a gold mine.
>>27588542
fuck off back to your containment board polfag
>>27588542
A baby is more expensive than a vacation you dumb faggot.
Anti-abortion faggots need to abort their lives.
>>27588628
A 6 week vacation. Off of work.
>walking on the street in the city
>have earphones on
>hear emo girls with band shirts whisper 'fuckboi, fuckboi' like they're trying to get my attention
>smile and keep walking
how does it feel that you'll never look good enough for emo girls to call you a fuckboy?
Wut. Confusing desu
>sitting in train
>listening to martial industrial with headphones on
>reading mein kampf on e-reader
>unsuspecting man sits next to me
>notice him getting really uncomfortable after a while
Wpww 14/88
I asked her to be my gf, she said she wasnt ready but she liked me
she keeps hugging and holding hands with the the cucklord of our classes
i just dont know what to do anymore.. should i kill my self? i dont really see any options
>>27587991
Drop her from your mind.
Walk the fuck away and find some happiness being on your own.
Pretend if you need to.
She'll come running. Good riddance though if she doesn't chase you. As an old dude, you don't want girls like that. They play with your heart to boost their own egos. She's a player.
Back up bf
Emotional bf
>>27587991
at least wait until you turn 18 to kill yourself
>She fell for the bushy eyebrows meme
Femanons I hope you don't do this.
Let's discuss the latest normie meme
>>27587983
dam daniel
She's ugly as shit. Is this what normies find attractive?
>>27587983
This girl seems to be alright
>be me
>neet
>no skills
>do very basic IT work in which a computer does most of my work for me
>all I have to do is copy code and past in in space than press enter
>mfw I work from home
>mfw I make $25/hr
>mfw I masturbate at home to anime while making $25/hr
>>27587818
the dream life
>>27587818
What is this wondrous job?
>Want to work IT
>Despite knowing more than normies too afraid I don't qualify
How much do you REALLY need to know to work IT, it's my endgame career choice.
>tfw was out at Ikea this afternoon and saw the most perfect and beautiful little girl today
She looked 10 or 11 and she was making the cutest face and expression to her parents jokingly about carrying something heavy. She looked like she could be a child actor or something, she was gorgeous and my heart skipped a beat.
Just wanted to livejournal about a super pretty girl I saw today. It was a nice day.
She has a boyfriend who she has been texting and snapchatting all day
>>27588135
No.
Pls.
That's not true.
>>27589373
it's true. i have a 10-year-old imouto and she's told me she's had 4-5 different boyfriends already. no fucking joke.
Do you hate capitalism?
>>27587692
Only unfettered, jewish-style capitalism. Absolutely NOTHING should be above the state.
Only when they hoard money.
>>27587822
This to be honest ma famille
Is being suicidal natural for human beings?
If you look at life, the ratio of good things to bad one is hopelessly small. In your 70-80 years lifespan, you will be subjected to both physical pain (sickness, pain from being violently acted upon, decline of health, or even unpleasant changes in weather) and emotional pain (passing of people around you, being decieved and betrayed, decline of mental health, eventual existential crisis, failures in your career/personal life). Over the course of your life all these things are essentially guaranteed to happen, they are inevitable, and if you were to pack them into one year it would be enough to drive any man insane. However, there are absolutely no pleasures that are guaranteed to happen, every moment of happiness must gained and struggled for. Life is OBJECTIVELY a shitty experience that would not be picked by anyone if given a choice.
>>27587688
there is a difference between being suicidal and thinking of wanting to commit suicide like once or twice a year
10% of your life can be spent in happiness, the rest is suffering.
..I doubt i'll ever even get 10%
>>27587688
Sure, it is natural, but it is not normal.
I thought this place was just like a meme generator but wow, you guys really believe the stuff that is posted here
i love that picture.
>never speak to me or my son again
>>27587684
this is now a father-son thread.
>never reply to me or my thread ever again
not only believe, but also live the robot lifestyle.
![son-meme-yoshi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldjbrpj.jpg "son-meme-yoshi[1]")