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I get rejected all the time and I am fuming! Who should I kill first? Fuckin women who are cunts or chads? Suicide is not an option because I actually want to be arrested and defend on court every angry guy who got rejected and treated like shit.
>>27594337
You fucking entitled man child filth.
Accept the hand you were dealt, the world is not fair.
>>27594337
Go worship your dead god Elliott faggot elsewhere
Get cancer instead? :^)
What's your favorite hairstyle for girls? I think messy short black hair is best
>>27594291
Me too brotha man
I don't know what it's called, but it's that long hair on the sides with short bangs look, it's really cute and I like how it frames their face
I absolutely hate pixie cuts, or any type of short hair on girls. fucking hideous.
>>27594291
there's my nigga
>tfw everyone except you is in on the big joke that's you
>>27594247
if you think that then you have a mental illness
Hey! It's okay! Find some new people to be around
>in class
>other students joking around, all having a laugh
>say joke
>no one hears
>chad next to me heard, says my joke
>class erupts into laughter, giving chad praise ect
every fucking time
>tfw deadbeat dad
>never had a male role model
>never had someone help me and guide me on how to be a strong responsible assertive man
>people wonder why I'm so screwed up
I would trade anything for a healthy family relationship, I hate them and they hate me
Boys need a respectable dad to raise them, girls need a respectable mother to raise them. You need someone of your own gender to show you what it means to be that gender.
Boys with shitty dads turn into /r9k/ and girls with shitty moms turn into Tumblr.
You're a total bitch, your deadbeat dad has bigger balls then you.
At least he doesn't complain about "daddy" helping him out.
Learn your own lessons. My childhood was kind of fucked, use them as negative role models. Become everything they are not. If you want the magic advise on how to be an "assertive man" it's do the things you know you should be doing, stop being afraid.
She will never give you that look
Because I'm a bitter jerk.
Oh, I know.
I've gotten over this years ago.
Stupid fucking face she's making.
She is 7/10 would fuck her.
>tfw fired for being too quiet and not outgoing
damn, what was your job lad? how long were you there?
Uhhhhh no, you don't get fired for being too quiet, you were probably a shitty millennial employee
>>27593994
>Doing great at your job. 1 year there.
>Always keeping to yourself and doing your tasks.
>Eventually coworkers start reaching out more to you.
>Include you in their conversations, trying to make banter with you.
>"Why don't you talk more?"
>"Really? Why wouldn't you like to drink?"
>"We went to this awesome place last weekend. Too bad you don't like to go out like us..."
>"Get a girlfriend Anon! It's not that hard, if that's what you're worried about"
>tfw handing your resignation letter because "You think you are satisfied with your time in the company, but you feel it's time to accomplish other goals."
I couldn't handle the pressure.
It's like i started to feel "in", but at the end i know i would just end up like the weirdo or the one people make jokes about; They would have taken advantage of me.
This movie is now six years old
that movie is terrible and I turned it off half way into it
Ok I'm glad someone started a thread about this because I was just thinking about this movie. It's been a long time since I seen it. I didn't follow the comic. I just don't understand why people like this film?
It's not that it's bad. It has some decent cool stuff to it. I just don't get the plot. Like What does Remona even do? I don't get why he'd even be interested in her. Like she's pretty much just a movie prop that's there to look pretty.
>>27593927
I used to love Scott Pilgrim, but I hated this movie. It's literally "us gamers XD" the movie.
>find old picture of grandma
>see how beautiful she was
>become infatuated with her
>can't stop thinking about her or looking at the picture
>start fapping to her
>started visiting her more often
>start seeing more of the picture in her as she is now
>becoming infatuated with my grandma
Pic related, it's her.
She's gorgeous enough that l feel like writing poetry about her.
She was definitely pretty, but being attracted to your own grandmother is downright bizarre.
But it really does hit home that every beautiful woman you see will be a little old lady someday.
If this isn't a troll post, you're pretty strange OP.
>>27593925
She's like a 5, maybe 5.5, tops.
>>27594043
Are you fucking blind?
Post your 10 hotshot.
Anyone have a dubtrack channel they use? I want to play my autistic music with other people.
I have gotten lonely all on my own.
>>27593817
make one and i'll join it
>>27593845
IF nobody else posts one I will.
If don't want people to join, play once then leave.
>>27593862
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0B9y4DoZZQ
What was your highschool experience like? I just saw this video, I went through it all with no friends, no gf, pretty much unknown and a loser.
What about you, /r9k/?
Same. Wish I could meet kid me from 13 years agon and kill him.
Nothing terrible, nothing sparkly and special.
Also, internet pic related
>>27593758
The eternal Chad and Stacey.
>just get a job anon
>there are plenty of jobs...you're just not trying hard enough!
>>27594578
>>27593658
>got bag boy job in high school
>got promoted to cashier after graduating
>fell for the go to college meme
>quit job and left for college
>could have been making like $15-$20/hour by now, not to mention all the lost wages
>got worthless BA Political Science
>graduate and move back home
>just get a job anon!
>finally get one, but pay is $11/hour
>only part time and pays poverty level wages
>have to live with my parents, and they live in a very expensive area
>ANON, YOURE NOT MAKING ENOUGH MONEY, GET ANOTHER JOB!
>IM GOING BACK TO SCHOOL SO I CAN MAKE MORE THAN $11/hour, AND DONT THINK I CAN MANAGE JUGGLING TWO JOBS AND SCHOOL. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>27595006
>political science
>mfw Trump just fucked himself out of the presidency
>>27593653
>>mfw Trump just fucked himself out of the presidency
what did he do?
>>27593680
Call for a ban on abortions. He's pretty much done for
>>27593807
>Call for a ban on abortions. He's pretty much done for
it literally will not affect him at all actually
Will I still become a wizard if I lose my virginity to a hooker?
>>27593360
no you dumb
>>27593360
>Will I still become a wizard if I lose my virginity to a hooker?
no you dumb
Nope, if you're so desperate to lose your virginity that you'd pay a hooker you're a desperate, failed normalfaglike me.Actual wizards have zero interest in having sex.
>"Good morning sleepyhead, you ready to go again?"
Go where?
And it's almost midnight.
who are you? get out of my house and for the love of god don't TOUCH ANY OF MY SHIT WITH YOUR GODDAMN DISGUSTING UNWASHED FINGERS THAT YOU PUT UP TYRONE'S ASS
>>27593384
This is why you can't get laid, Anon.
Want more of Stacy?
>>27593303
Bumpity bumpty bump oregano
reminds me of a girl i work with. i take pics of her ass too.
>>27593303
>stacy
That's probably your ass nigger
