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Where did this Pepe come from? I've seen it sporadically on different boards, including /r9k/.
Funland :--DDDD
>>27606278
some autismo thought it would be funny to make food help helper threads and made that
It came from heaven.
How does /r9k/ eat their pizza? Fork and knife is the true patrician way.
>>27606090
Italfag here, can confirm
Just finished eating a 2lb frozen pizza. I don't even bother with a plate, I just hold it in both hands and chew away.
>>27606090
hahaha what the fuck? who does that?
Hey guys I need your help.
There's this song on the radio i really like. problem is i cant understand any of the words. it sounds like a jamaican crack head thats been up for maybe 5-6 days. It's a thick tweaker accent where they sort of give up on the whole 'enunciation' thing halfway thru most of the words, and it repeats the words over and over. I only recognize drakes autotuned voice
it sounds like a retarded crackhead going der der der der der
Can anyone please help
seriously lol you only want to discuss comfortable topics that have been B8'd and pasta'd to hell
Have i not earned a little goodwill?
It's like a critical thinking problem. This place is rotting ur guys brain lol
>>27606029
werk wekr werk werk werk
do me dirt dir\\\\\\\\\\\\\
i think you mean this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL1UzIK-flA
*BRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
Oopsies! sorry about the smell, anon.
I just couldn't hold it in any longer ;)
>>27605963
disgusting cunt, gtfo
>>27605963
>shits in her mouth
oopsies! sorry couldn't hold it any longer :-)
>>27605963
*pulls out shotgun*
*shoots her in the ass*
>anon, what's with this website you go to talking about "practice girlfriends"? that's horrible!
>please, tell me i'm not just a practice girlfriend to you!
>>27605603
damn, she looks pretty decent for a practice gf
>>27605603
Who the fuck are you?
>Of course this isn't original, why would it be original
>>27605603
>those eyes bags
she can be my non practice gf any day
Hello, this is Command to all units at FOB Elliot. Yesterday all of Beta division was wiped out by the riverside, but they took half the normie force with them. We are changing plans and hitting the Chad Stronghold with all we got. All units report in.
>>27605588
Command this is Lillypad Three. Piss Bottle strikes are ready but we need Chad's Anti Air Munitions taken out before we can make a pass. Over
Rodger that. Omega squadron is standing by. Air support now available.
Piss Bottle strikes incoming! DANGER CLOSE!
Name one noise more annoying than the laugh of a fat woman
>>27605459
The shrieking of a single mother and/or feminist
>>27605480
>noise
Can people on this board even read?
>>27605535
>women
>people
Fucking kek
tfwhen.com/irc/chatroom.php
tfwhen IRC chat. Get in here, niggers
Bump to resurrect
>>27605332
Server's slow at the moment m8. Are you in there?
>>27605363
Yeh
I shall not be muted for 2 seconds
Anyone else literally can't even physically talk to girls you have a crush on? My leg literally starts shaking uncontrollably and I get so much adrenaline I can't stop shaking. Wtf do I do
>>27605193
Stop saying literally so much you fucking faggot.
>>27605204
He said it twice
>>27605204
His use of literally is actually accurate though. He's saying that it's not just hard, but he finds himself literally unable to talk to girls when he tries.
Does anyone else think the male body is truly repulsive? I will never understand straight women, or gay men, and how they can be attracted to men. Men's bodies are boring and ugly
An aesthetic male body is a work of art.
Are you me? I feel the exact same way. Men are also hairy and smelly.
On average yeah, but a god tier male is better looking than a god tier female. There is really nothing special comparing a 7/10 female with a 10/10 female, but a 7/10 male and a 10/10 male look like a separate species.
>go through catalog
>hide only the worst threads, pure normalfaggotry or pure shitposting
>keep threads that i don't like but aren't objectively shit
>45 threads hidden
How can /r9k/ be so bad?
Most of the very few robots are completely indifferent to it too.
Maybe it's time to move on, anon.
If there truly are "very few robots" then isn't that poof that /r9k/ isn't for robots anymore?
gtfo my board faggot.
>>27605034
But there's no other place
1. How does sex feels like?
2. Does it "feel" better if she is skinny vs fat?
3. Does race or age matter or is it just meme? Pic related would not be too bad even if she is old?
ive never been with older chicks but i heard they dont get as wet
>>27604722
All sex feels good to me. Fat feels better in my opinion and if she's older it's always good to bring a good water based lubricant.
If you have to ask what sex feels like means you've never had it have you? Well to me, sex feels...AWESOME! Ive never done with a fat chick so I can't say, but some of the girls I have done it with are not totally skinny. Some have some meat on them, and it all felt great doing it with them. All their bodies have different feels because of their physique or skin type like some are smoother than the others especially when one just came out of a shower. As for race,that all depends on you and what you find attractive. I've done it with Caucasians and Asians and native Indian, but have yet done it with a black gilrs because I have yet to find one attractive (no offense to black gilrs though one day I would like to try one). And as for age... consent I think is what matters.
Old shitty parents
>Hoarding trash
>Buckets of grey water
>Stacked unwashed dishes and unclean kitchen
>Every fork/ spoon/ cup/ knife is fucking different and not from a set
>Pretty sure we eat out of old decorative bowls that have been chipped away at slowly over time
>Believes conspiracy theories
>Computer illiterate
>Religious but in a very particular shade of autism (self serving, hypocritical, and keeping ALL of the hate related stuff)
And on your end:
>Videogames
>Computer
>No friends
>No sports besides maybe running
>None of your clothes properly fit you
>Most of your clothes are either stained, torn, ragged, or just plain old
Extra hell:
>Own pets, hair everywhere, hardly can breath
>Parents are obese
>Parents have shrilly voice
This is the formula to autism.
>>27604706
>Foreskin stolen
Oh not to mention, parents are 38+ when they had you
>foreskin is kill
Fug
>be me
>highly intelligent robot who likes to experience different cultures
>interested in the flavors of the old southwest
>not sure where to go
>on a whim try Taco Bell for the first time
>blown away by flavor
My friends I tell you, the flavor combinations of the chicken, cheese and tortillas blew me away. I cannot imagine life in the old southwest gets much better than Taco Bell.
For $4.99 I got a beef taco, Mexican pizza, chicken cholupa (Spanish for flavor) and a diet limeade.
The value and service was incredible and I can't wait to tell my boss and my priest about it.
Do yourselves a favor and head on down to Taco Bell today! Run for the border, you won't regret it!
it's actually really tasty
i hope mummy buys me taco bell 2day
wait until you try indian food
>>27604713
Do they sell that at Taco Bell?
>They/them pronouns
What's wrong with just respecting their choices?
Why do you have to be an asshole for no reason?
>>27603865
They get off to it, nothing like lording power over people who don't defend themselves
I'd be lying if I said I haven't been guilty of it
>>27603865
How are you supposed to know ahead of time?
