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Alrighty robots, god has decided that you don't deserve such a shitty life and has decided to give you one, random power.
However, you may only acquire an almighty power or better if you score 58 or lower on this robot test. If you score 95 or higher you do not get any powers at all.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
What power do you end up with and what will you do with it?
82
>26 khv
>Just slightly strange
Picked up Aerokinetic Constructs. Seems fine
>112
Guess I'm leaving r9k till I can re-degenerate myself
47
>Omnikinesis
Oh boy
How can a robot get a girl like that?
> and no prostitution does not count.6
>>27614550
''fembots only want Chad''
>>27614550
Start selling cocaine desu senpai
>"how can I, a loser with no prospects, get a hot girl way out of my league?"
And you guys say women are shallow.
R9k you never loved me
>>27614525
y-yuli?
learn to play guitar before you try to show everybody how shit you are
>>27614565
No more sleeping no weeping and I'm done
Why don't you get a horse?
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/beMKayy
holy shit snacks I am suddenly feeling not too bad about myself
>>27614377
>implying you can own a horse and build crafts and manage your own fucking life
you stupid fucking neckbeard
>>27614266
>Why don't you get a horse?
They have huge dicks. As a guy with a below average size dick (5") I want to cry every time I see a horse.
Who /homophobia/ here?
>mfw normie faggots blubber at me about how horrible it would be to live without companionship and think I care
I think I might have actually turned gay a little bit.
I didn't think that was possible but here I am.
>>27614281
boypucci or gtfo
Imat one point i was for gay rights, the whole "well everyone should be free to do what they want". I'm glad i don't think like that anymore.
>tfw no white Long Island bf who does nothing but do heroin, smoke cigarettes, and drive around in his average car
>>27614098
Way to set the bar high man!
everybody from CT shoots dope, you should move
>>27614115
>>27614145
Dope is so good. Have you guys tried it?
>just finished a large double quarter pounder meal and a double cheeseburger
>haven't bathed for 2 days, so my crotch stinks
>see boipussy thread
>get stiff as fuck
>gonna have to stroke now
>will probably watch anime after I blow my stinky load
>will watch my manchild cartoons from my bed and I haven't changed sheets in about 3 months
Who here /notclean/?
Stop making me hard anon, getting turned on by smelly, lewd, weeaboos probably isn't healthy.
>wil never clean this anon's smegma
Blew my load but it was a very unsatisfying fap and now my crotch feels weird cause I used vaseline and now I'm extra greasy.
I was gonna watch anime but now I don't feel like it.
>22yo virgin
>no friends
>ugly
>graduating with a shit degree
should i just kill myself?
is there any hope at all of turning this around? i just feel like my future is gone.
Rolando are you?
>>27614202
what.
unoriginal blox
Nope just kill yourself. There's no reason to see if life gets better after 22
>need to get my bike fixed
>store closes at 4pm
>showed up at 3:55pm, so they have to work overtime
Hey man fuck you dude I had to stay in an extra hour and 20 minutes because of you. Fucking loser, and before you even say it no you won't find out which employee I am just know that I've seen your face and I know your a piece of shit. Next time I see you in my shop I'm going to record your autistic ass and make a thread about you. I might even "accidentally" lose your bike if you have it repaired by us again. Fucking faggot, eat shit
>>27613899
stop role playing you cringemyster
>he's driving a motorized bicycle
>be me
>5'10" or average height
>talking about how i'm short to make sure classmates know i'm aware im fucking stupid as hell
>girl say "You aren't >TERRIBLY< short".
ha
>tfw 5'10
>tfw still taller than most of my male classmates
Feels good pham.
5ft11
>chilling with the bros
>5ft8 bro takes piss out of me saying I'm short
>all my mates think he's taller than me
>have to stand back to back to prove I'm 3 inches taller
Felt odd famo
>>27613807
some people honestly do look shorter than they are until you see them up close, it's weird
Who here still /scared of the dark/?
>>27613623
im scared to putmy feet outside the blanket because something might bite me
hard to be scared of the dark when I spend most of my time in it flimflam
>>27613623
Me to be honest
>tfw ghost stories still scare me
JUST
>he wonders what life would be like if he wrote the lyrics to a popular song or thought of the plot for a famous movie/book
That is a very common thing.Normies do it all the time.
>>27613538
I will admit that being a screenwriter was a fantasy job of mine for a while
Think about it
>potentially millions of people will watch beautiful cool people say the words you wrote, you're a legitimate contributor to the world's thoughts, essentially creating eternal memes
>get to hobnob with Hollywood big shots
>be acknowledged for your wit and creativity
>well known but still able to live a mostly anonymous life
It would be pretty cool. Too bad I can't write
>>27613612
You're supposed to answer in question form.
Who is a normie?
Would you be with a girl who made more money or was more successful than you? If not, why?
It's the only way we could afford to live an adult life, because I am a loser on disability.
Would be great. Unfortunately, that's a pretty tall order, my friend.
>>27613266
I would love it. Being the sole provider for a family is insanely stressful.
What is the best non-American university? (I'm a yuropoor)
>>27613214
Gay Muslim Refugee University in Berlin.
>>27613296
Friendly reminder that Hamburg is far more cucked and liberal than Berlin is.
Doesn't matter what University you graduate from in Europe. None hold any sort of prestige that will give you an upperhand later in life.
Make sure to study something solid and get good grades - maybe study in an affordable city.
>>27613458
They've been training us to love black cock from cradle to grave. All candy bars are black cock training bars. It was right under our noses all these years.
>>27612964
Too small/10
That's why I always went for toblerones I guess I'm a size queen slut.
>>27612964
Yes anon, they really want black dick in our mouths. You got them.
>women love chocolate
>women also love BBC
I think you're onto something OP
