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Did he get assraped in prison yet by Tyrone?
>>27620406
Wrong board.
>>>/sp/
He isn't our meme.
2009-2012 /sp/ really was something great.
2013 was the beginning of the end.
2016 is unvisitable.
>>27620406
I feel like lex would have been a credit to r9k and its perpetual black hole of narcissism but /sp/ is thataway
Just in case any of you fagits out there wanted to have your own Eliza archive... now you can.
Search for it on kickass torrents. I know it says zero seeders but it should work.
Includes the crappy 2 streams she deleted, her instagram photos/videos, & much more.
Nothing gets deleted on the internet :^)
>>27620251
>downloading all pics/vids of a dead girl that the police are investigating
No thank you
Now that Erica is being molested by her father let's pick our new virgin queen
I vote Pizza.
Fuck off.
Go to /soc/ if you want this shit.
>>27620227
Pizza is a tranny
>>27620227
You can't pick random "girls" you went to junior high with.
Hello, 24yr KHV, friendless pseudo-NEET here.
I am having trouble and I need your input.
I am trying to get a job and stop being a NEET and move out of my parents house. I can get only minimum wage job which pays around 500 euro per month. Rent would cost me 250-300 euro per month. Do you think it's possible?
My familia wants to buy me an apartment, but I am afraid people will judge me because I accepted money from family so I am afraid. What should I do?
>pretend to be syrian immigrant
>get treated like royalty everywhere in europe
>enjoy your free housing, food, and plentiful jobs
>>27620208
I don't have ape genetics.
Bro, your family is gonna pay for you to have an apartment?
>people will judge me
Zero fucks given.
>Just say hi to her bro!
But that's a guy, anon
>>27620586
You don't get it newfag.
This is the kind of advice you get from good looking dudes.
Just be yourself
Just say hi and introduce yourself
just blah blah
looks aren't important
>>27620586
my penis doesn't discriminate
Ask someone who shares a house with three women anything.
I only have a few rules. No pics, no panties and no commands.
I have lived with them too long to start screwing around just for your pleasure.
How's it feel to be a liar op?
>>27619817
>I only have a few rules. No pics, no panties and no commands.
This is pertaining to us, but I thought you meant those were your house rules for your females.
That would be more interesting.
I bet they're just fucking roommates, boring and gay.
>>27619817
How terrible are they? Are they generally worse than men?
>depression getting worse
>don't like getting up
>feels like i'm using too much energy when moving around
>heart starts beating heavily and faster
>anxiety gets worse from that
I want to feel like I feel when I'm asleep.
>>27619804
Same to be quite frank with you
>I'm sleeping 15 hours at a time
>When I'm asleep I feel nothing
>I know I have to stop, I'm just trying to escape my life
I feel for you
>>27619804
>have depression
>have anxiety
>it gets better when i read about lazy fags on 4chan
If you could change your current name to anything else, what would it be? Remember to rate each others names. I'll start.
>Current Name
Manuel
>New Name
Benjamin or Scotty
>>27619556
>another robot named Manuel
whats up my fellow mexican robot. I feel you, this name is awful
>>27619605
Ayy. People often get confused and mix my name up with Miguel or Daniel. I mean how the fuck do you get confused?
>>27619556
Fuck, man, we have the same name.
I like my name 'tho. If I would change it would be to Antonio, but that would imply I'd be some italian fuckboy, which I'm not :\
Why aren't you a feminist yet, /r9k/? Don't you want equality for both genders?
I'm already a feminist but shhhh don't tell anyone
Feminism is actually a Chad conspiracy to put any good beta out of the way.
>taking this cheap bait
you have to avoid dealing with autistic radicals, like withL I T E R A L L Yany other social movement
and like most social movements if you ignore the radicals it's fine
Help me pull the trigger, robots. I want off of this ride. I just need your help.
>>27619222
Please kill people before you do it k.
Make sure its people that deserve it, maybe go wear a suicide belt to wall street or something idk
You should cut off your balls instead
>>27619259
I'm the victim, though.
You're in the club and this guy smacks his lips, what do you do?
Declare the Reconquista
I HOL UP
so you sayin
*gets shot by police*
we was removin kebab
*marries fat white wymyn*
an sheet?
>just go outside and get some sunlight bro, it'll fix your issues
>>27618841
I mean, it can't hurt to try.
get a fuckin hobby
>>27618841
>mfw there's a blizzard outside
y-... yeah, sunlight
>drink poppy seed tea 1.5 hours ago
>no effects
I only want to get high, is it really that much?
How much?
How did you prepare it?
Where did you buy them?
If the seeds were cleaned, either by you or by the vendor you purchased them from, then it's unlikely they'll have any effect. This is the most common issue I see with people new to poppy tea.
>>27618792
500g/1.1 lb
put it in 2L plastic bottle, poured water with lemon and orange juice, shaken for 15 minutes
bought them in grocery,
Who /robotjob/ here?
I make the popcorn for a guy who owns two "soda shop" type of stores. I've worked for him for six years.
I'm pretty much the only guy who makes it. Occasionally he'll draft someone to help me around holidays when sales spike.
This is my usual schedule.
>get to first store at 5:00am (my choice, trying to avoid seeing customers/other workers)
>fill all the stock needs
>do the regular scheduled types
>get breakfast
>go to other store to check inventory
>go home
>take a quick nap
>get to store during the dead hour (around 2:00-3:00)
>make the stock for the other store
>bag it and drive it over
Should've posted a cute anime girl, because the thought of a cute anime girl doing your job is so fucking adorable.
What do you even call your job, OP? "Popcorn Producer"? "Popcorn Fabricator"?
>>27618670
Yeah but how much do you get paid? Doesn't sound like you put in very many hours.
>>27618720
I don't know. I'm just the guy who makes popcorn. It was supposed to be a three-four person role but I just took over I guess.
This really nice old lady comes in once a week and calls me "the wizard." Which isn't far off from my life. She always gets the same thing, medium caramel, small confetti, small chocolate and a small extra cheesy.
It's all for her grandkids I think.
>i feel like i'm talking to myself when I'm talking to you
is this good or am I in the ultimate friendzone? i wanna know if i'm making progress or doomed to eternal wizardry.
it means you remind her of a girl
faggot
>>27618735
It also definitely means women like to project masculine characteristics and traits onto themselves.
You're literally not even a blip on her benis radar.
she's using you, you don't matter to her, she uses you as an object to talk at rather than to.
emotional sponge, betabux, etc LEAVE HER NOW
