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>I tinder matched with this qt 3.14
>>27630249
I tinder-matched with THIS qt 3.14!
madoka would never use tinder
>>27630294
>implying she didn't use tinder and ask me if I wanted to give her madoka magicock
Do the following steps and post your results in 24 hours in order to calibrate how much physically attractive girls find you
>download tinder
>make all your profile pics of you smiling. It can be at different events but the focus MUST be your face or body
>write very little in your info but make sure to mention your height
>swipe until the limit in a span of 24 hours.
>Don't interact with any of the girls
>delete account and app
I'll make a new thread in 24 hours, post how many matches you have and the attractiveness on a scale of 1 to 10 the girls you matched with
>>27630108
I had an account for 6 months and never got a match
I made an okcupid account a few years back. I never did anything on it just made it and waited.
I actually got 3 responses they were.
1/10 girl, literally so ugly I took a screencap because I didn't know such disgusting people existed (screencap not on my phone so I can't post it)
A 3/10 brown girl with a full monobrow.
A 4/10 girl
After that I deleted my account and said fuuuck this shit. I will easily die a virgin before I date ugly girls. I have no problem at all with that.
>>27630414
I guess that means your unattractive
>>27630773
Try with tinder, on okcupid they actually read your bio.
Tinder is better at this sort of thing because girl 100% only look at your physical features
Look how subversive and kewl I am!
Fuck off skinny Laci Green.
>>27630019
>you will never eat out her armpit forest
>>27630019
>won't shave armpits
>still uses makeup
roast-e logik
Pretty self explanatory, was gonna kill myself last night, but did some other stuff instead.im a cyborg, not full robot.
>>27629907
Why did you try to an hero? Method?
When are you just going to get it over with? I know you're the same faggot that took all that oxy because you're posting digimon again.
>>27629945
I have quite a lot of mental health issues, virgin and I'm bored. I was gonna jump of a tower block while on benzos and ketamine.
>getting haircuit
>cute hairdresser has huge tits
>tfw she sticks them right in your face when shes cutting your hair
Literally an inch from my face, how am I supposed to keep a straight face?
Just close your eyes, fool.
>>27629726
i usually close my eyes and relax during haircuts. keeping your eyes open sounds pretty autistic now that i think about it, especially when she's showing her tiddies in your face.
>>27629726
>posts anime
>not a huge sissyboi
Nice try
>tfw no tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>27629613
You don't usually post at this time
>>27629926
I'm in class and bored
>>27629613
When is this shit going to stop... Jesus christ dude
>There are girls pushing poop out their buttholes right now
>>27629542
I wish to see it
I know it was really orginal
>>27629542
>there are people getting laid right now
And yet I'm still posting on a mongolian farming board.
There are people being shot and stabbed as you type.
Pretty neat world.
>I care more about how my world of warcraft character looks than how i look
>>27629435
I'm the same with my Halo 5: Guardians, Spartan IV, that I use for arena and warzone.
>playing a game that died almost a decade ago
>mfw I spent a hour and a half on my miitomo mii
>he ended up being super qt and a good personality
>only 1 friend
>He asked a girl out? WHAT A CREEP!
>He never asks out girls? WHAT A CREEP!
>He actually flirted with a girl? WHAT A CREEP!
>He didn't flirt with a girl? WHAT A CREEP!
>He made eye contact with a girl? WHAT A CREEP!
>He didn't make eye contact with a girl? WHAT A CREEP!
>>27629429
>t. some creep
Please stop the bullying.
OMG look at anon just standing there, what a creep!
look at how he walks, so creepy!
If you could change one thing from your high school days, what would it be?
>>27629387
Bullet to the head on the day one.
Nothing. Shit was cash. I wish I was still in high school.
My life.
Originally one thing.
Who was your favorite tripfag and why?
>>27629370
where is necrofag?
skeletonjw is the only good one and i haven't seen him in a while
i hope you're okay, skelly :(
Me until I mostly stopped posting.
Shit thread desu.
Kahoot get in here 682881
Aight, I'm in.
Did it start?
im trying to enter but it keeps saying I disconnected
How do you find a job from your room?
Blease resbond
>>27629564
You can use the internet to apply to pretty much anywhere nowadays
>>27629131
http://pastebin.com/4YeJAUbTkys my man
Your jaw is angular?
/r9k/ is not your board. Go back to Instagram, normie.
>>27629024
>glassy-eyed mouth breather
why havent you killed yourself yet?
>>27629024
Wow how revolting..
>>27629071
That is not me.
Was does glassy-eyed mean btw?
Hey anons. I've been fapping to my sister like mad recently. Shes back staying with us now she has dropped outa college. I keep trying to catch a peak of her changing / in the bathroom but no real luck yet. Any tips / advice plus rate / what would you do i guess.
Pic related: she's on the right.
Get your shit together, stop being a creepy fucking loser, and try to have passionate sex with her on multiple occasions over an extended period of time.
>>27628983
now I'm fapping to your sister
gg
>>27629006
So just rape her?
