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>girl gave me a kiss on the lips for mowing her lawn
>Elliot Rodger perpetrated a massacre and shot himself for being a KV
Kek, what a fucking autist. It's that easy to get a girl's admiration. I seriously hope you guys don't admire him.
>>27640686
Your mum or relatives doesnt count.
>>27640686
>implying elliot or anyone in his family ever mowed a lawn
>>27640686
Is she cute? Any chance of something coming of it?
GG Allin was the ultimate robot. Hated contemporary society, had an unattractive body and small dick. None of that slowed him down. He's a role model for you and me.
>>27640595
He accomplished stuff and was able to perform in front of people, so no, he wasn't a robot
Become a 95% vegetarian it will fix everything.
Hot new meme
>>27640614
He didn't accomplish anything. He shit on stage, attacked himself/fans. Spent most of his time in jail.
He was mentally ill to the most fucked up degree it's surprising he got let out of prison and not put in a psych ward.
First they takes your hope
then they take your cozy
then you have nothing left
REEEEEEEEEE PUT THE SODIUM STREET LIGHTS BACK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REEE REEE REEEEEEE I MISS MY COZY CITY STREETS
>>27640499
>like shitty yellow hues
ew
>>27640508
FUCK OFF MILLENIAL
>>27640499
All they need to do is put orange-tinted covers over the street lamps and it's fixed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRbXqJyIW7w
The thought of just going up to a random person and talking, let alone a girl with the intention of starting a relationship is scary as fuck. Anyone else feel the same way?
How the hell do these people do it?
>>27640393
This isn't /soc/ you fucking moron.
Normalfags and failed normalfags are not welcome.
>>27640433
Oh calm down. I only come here from /soc/ when there's nothing interesting on reddit.
>>27640393
well, most people meet their significant others through friends or at work. its less of a random person and more of a carefully picked out individual.
The problem today is that no millennials keep jobs so that never happens.
if you mother lost her virginity at a younger age than your father, chances are he is a beta provider and you are the cuck offspring of an affair.
>>27640384
>tfw my dad told me my mum had a sugar daddy
th-thanks pops
>>27640384
>Dad had big half-sis/bro when he was 17/18
>Got with mum when she was 20 and he was 22
>Mum looked after big sis/bro
>Had me when he was 36 and dad was 34
I think I have chad genetics
>asking your parents what age they lost their virginities
I'm being followed by black shadows.
I keep seeing them out of the corner of my eye when I cross a hallway, but when I look at them they're gone.
Today one stood right next to me.
I could see it clearly in my peripheral but when I turned my head it was gone.
W-what's happening?
Diagnosed STPD btw but I never had any hallucinations like this before...
Don't worry Tyler, we'll get to meet you soon enough
>>27640363
idk how's your eye sight?
>>27640540
It's ok I guess.
I'm slightly farsighted but only slightly.
My anti-psychotics just make me agitated which makes me in a constant state of mania if I'm not depressed
I have a review tomorrow from the psych ward and if I tell them they may stick me back in.
What should I do?
Are you on Abilify? They'll probably just switch you to some more sedative anti-psychotic. Abilify made me kinda amped up too.
>>27640343
What is the psych ward like? Are you opposed to going back?
>>27640407
>Are you on Abilify?
Yes
Is there something I'm not supposed to do on these meds? Like eating too much sugar?
>>27640455
It's nice. The staff the nice. I get to study computers and maths most of the day and talk with crazies and this autistic guy and his mother.
It's also very restrictive like no internet or anything.
I have this compelling urge as if I have to fuck myself up and go back. I feel like I'm going to hurt myself or someone else otherwise.
who /taking a load off/ here?
I just broke my 3day nofap, if that's what you bean
>>27640318
I'm just missing my gf like crazy, I haven't seen her in two weeks, so I'm trying to immerse myself in other people's problems here and take my mind off her.
>>27640724
kill yourself you beta fuck
How do you stop being skinny fat?
Literally just eat less.
That is it.
Lifting or cardio will help, but all you really have to do is ensure that the energy you expend is greater than that you consume. You'll probably still look like shit if you don't lift, so it is advisable to go ahead and lift.
proper diet and exercise
Pretty fuggin crazy right?
>>27639817
I've been eating 800 calories per day. This is a fucking meme.
Why do people do this? What makes them so confident they have all the answers?
>>27639735
You've got it all wrong. Those suicide lifelines aren't there to counsel you or talk you down, it's literally to kill time until they can get police/EMS at your door to forcibly remove you from the situation.
As for the Tumblr shit, who knows. Nothing wrong with wanting to help I guess.
>>27639735
It's for PR
>>27639778
Why do they want to forcibly remove you from the situation?
Like in the US if you're on death row it's somehow considered escaping justice if you'd commit suicide before your execution. It makes no sense.
Is there any hope for the elliots and cho's of the world?
what do you mean? they got exactly what they hoped for
As society increasingly becomes more atomized you will see more and more.
I guess that depends on your definition of hope. There's hope for them, but their hope is bleak. They aspire to nothing but destruction. That in itself is sad.
If you aren't a virgin but have no gf are you a chad or a robot?
only virgins can be robots so you tell me
Then you are a normalfag and need to gtfo my board.
>>27639550
Stop caring about labels you fucking failed normalfag.
I finally made it out of the robot void. I do not consider myself a robot anymore. I am here to tell you guys that there is hope and to give you the advice that one of you told me.
I used to never talk to girls and would always have trouble socially in general. I would always feel insecure about everything. I would be too afraid to speak as to not wanting to say the wrong thing. But one of you gave me the key and I am here to spread it to some of you as I owe the pure class lad who shared it with me that much.
Step number one is to realize that nobody is keeping track. People are not walking around with a spreadsheet labelled "anon's fuckups". Nobody really cares. They are all too busy being insecure about themselves and are too self centered to be worried about you. Stop being so selfish as to thinking that all people care about are you. You need to realize that whatever you want to do, don't feel about achieving your goals. You want to talk to that girl? Fucking do it. What's the worst that can happen? She isn't going to flat out go like "ew i don't want to talk to you". If she does, then she doesn't deserve your company anyway.
Some of you are going to be like, "but anon, i have acne, a big nose, greasy hair and i smell boohoo REEEEEE". And my answer to you is that nobody is perfect. I am not going to lie to you and tell you that attractiveness is relative because that is total bullshit. I realize that there is some form of formula that makes people attractive. That doesn't mean you can't make yourself the very best you can. Get a haircut that suites you, take a fucking shower, buy some proactive or other acne shit. You think ugly people don't get into relationships? You are wrong. It happens all the time. How do you think you are born? Your ugly parents fucked and passed on their ugly genetics. It is your duty to pass on those ugly genetics too. This world needs ugly people. It is a balance it requires.
The next step is arguably the most important. LEAVE R9K. Exit this window and never come back. Even if it means you stop reading this post as a result of closing the window. It is worth it. Those of you who didn't close your window let me convince me you why you should.
Everyone here is negative. There are some people here who are beyond saving. You are not one of them. Those who are wouldn't have made it this far into this post. They would have gotten bored and went on to shitpost somewhere else. The anon that told me to leave this board was my savior. He told me that if I stopped surrounding myself with these negative people that I would stop associating myself with them because I am not like them but over time I will be like them if I stay. This anon was correct. I have been off this board for 5 months and I am only coming back to make this post in an attempt to pass on the blessings of that other anon. After this post I bid you farewell again brobots.
Put yourselves out there in the real world and not here. The world is not as superficial as r9k or even the internet make it out to be. Not everyone is out to get you or put you down. You are capable of making it out. Find something else to do with your time. Something productive. Or not even. You can spend your time playing WoW or something as long as it makes you happy and not in the depressed state that this board has a habit of leaving you in. I personally chose lifting and it's been going well. The lads over at /fit/ understand that they are the /r9k/ recovery board and even though there are some dicks, they will welcome you with open arms.
As Aziz "Zyzz" Shavershian once said before his death "we're all gonna make it brah".
Do not waste the time you have here. You need to realize that it is temporary and you need to make the most of it. I love you anon. Go spread your wings and fly.
Also I am not going to tell you how my life changed. Just know that it is much better. I am afraid that if I tell you what my life is like right now then you will use that as a requirement list for a happy life. I want you to figure out your own requirement list.
>literally took two posts and change to say "jus put ur self out dere n B UR SELF"
>need to get a job
>too scared to apply in person or on the phone, or go for an interview
I want to die, I can't function
>>27639369
Why is the anime sad again?
Well that's all just a part of growing up, innit. Don't worry, you will soon become numb to your failure.
I know the feeling.
>need to get a job
>people will hate you if you don't get a job
>you will surely be homeless if you don't get a job
>do nothing about it
:^)
January 31st 2000 was the single worst day in the history of humanity.
The most unjust thing a man could witness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpnN0onuFGo
>shipposting
fuck off
>>27639340
I don't understand this. Why is this guy popular all of a sudden on this board?
>>27639448
>Killed over 200 women
>Why is he popular on /r9k/
