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NOW IT'S CLEAR THAT I'M HERE FOR A REAL REASON, CAUSE HE GOT HIT LIKE I GOT IT, BUT HE AIN'T FUCKIN' BREATHING
ALL MY DIAMONDS SHINE CUZ THEY REALLY DIAMONDS
Reminder that 50 cent is a poser that got shot with a bb gun. He probably paid someone to do it so he could look "hood" for his teenage white male fans.
>>27643766
I GOT SIX JOBS, I DON'T GET TIRED
im 22 and im asexual. every girl i know just thinks im just in the closet or that im afraid, because god forbid a strait man not be sexually attracted to them. when i do have sex, it takes forever for me to get hard and its not even fun to me in most cases anyways. its hard for me to be friends with people sometimes because they just dont understand how someone feels no sexual attraction.
>>27643094
>asexual
>has had sex
Pick one, that is like saying you are completely straight then mentioning you fuck dudes every once in a while. Fuck off.
are you truly asexual or just a porn addict?
>>27643401
I thought i was a porn addict, but I dont' really watch the hard stuff, and after a week of nofap really vanilla shit like girls in bikinis can get me off.
Would anybody like to stroke their pee pee with me before bed?
I'll stroke it with you Anon. When you orgasm remember that somewhere out there in the vastness of space-time, there is one who strokes with you.
Ya okay anony I will stroke my penis.
>>27643212
>>27643228
Thank you my sweet anons ily I wish you could cum all over my face and stuff
why do normies have such a hang up on being formally employed?
Literally doing anything else with your life outside studying or formal employment is pretty much worthless in their eyes
who cares
i tell normies straight to their face that i enjoy being unemployed and intend to stay that way
irl wagecuck shitposting
Why do you guys complain about normalfags. This board is infested with them.
>have a job that's not considered normal
>normies are mad at you for not doing the right kind of work
I will never understand this logic. So my pay at a head shop is better than yours as a receptionist. Boo fucking hoo.
looking for people to dominate my sissy cock and butt~~
http://steamcommunity.com/id/shittycunty
skype: themordum
pls im hungry for cock
fuck off to >>>/soc/ faggot holy shit
How many mins. until mods delete the thread this time?
>>27642845
lmao this nigga madder than the mexicans gonna be when trump gets elected
kill yourself marsy, sincerely please do it.
When is a woman to old to date for mating purposes?
Late 20's , but even then it's pretty disgusting considering how many dicks women take per year
Between 23 and 25.
>>27642831
ITT Americans that are so uncivilized.
The real answer is 36.
>I'm bored. I'll send Anon a text.
>*bleep* *bloop* *bleep*
I"M NOT YOUR PLAY THING ROASTY DON"T BOTHER ME
>ugh, Stacy texted me again
>"omg my sister is so sad"
>yeah I know lol, come here babe ;)
Faces of /r9k/
Me on the right
you look happy. kindly escort yourself out of here please, you're not welcome unless perma frown
fuck off, normie reeee
this post is oregano
Normie faggot detected....
>be me
>fail high school
>go to shit uni for two years
>20 years old
>reapply
>get this in mail
I'm no longer a shitty excuse for a human being.... Maybe now I can get a QT.
Nah mango, you still can't. It's your deep-seated insecurities and non-Chad tendencies that keep you from getting a qt.
>>27642551
As long as you actually make it to classes, then ya, maybe a QT 4 U
>tfw gonna be 21 going into Uni
>will turn 22 shortly after semester begins
It's over for me lads. I missed out on forming close-knit friend groups going in as a freshman.
anyone else think Pepe is a cutie?
He looks like a green nigger
>>27642466
Who gives a shit?
O
Yeah he's really cute
>there are people on this board right now who can't even order a hamburger in a restaurant because of "social anxiety"
lel how pathetic can a person get?
i'm so pathetic i'd rape and murder you while your nig nog baby watches. Fukin cunt
>unironically uses "lel"
Idk Anon you tell me
>>27642405
How do you know he used it unironically?
Can you detect tone through the Internet?
Would you rather be a penis or a vagina?
>>27642046
Vagina
Penis is a dick, his best friends are nuts, and his neighbor is a asshole
>>27642078
But at least you have friends
>>27642078
yeah but your a cunt who shits blood for 7 days
smells like tuna and has a neighbor that is an asshole
![71a98f9360fad04b8df18ba36f54dfbc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PX4G7bA.jpg "71a98f9360fad04b8df18ba36f54dfbc[1]")
Does anyone else just love it how female characters are hypersexualized like pic related?
And if so, why?
>>27641956
Yes i do.
It also kills me inside knowing that the real life counter part is a massive lying cunt bag impure whore but is necessary for reproduction
>>27642077
We all share your pain, anon.
HYPER SEXUAL GIRLS MAKE ME HYPER ERECT
i shaved my anus beard today
>>27641813
May your ass remain hair free.
How?
I've thought about Nair'ing my undercarriage
>>27642213
with a razor?
IN MY REMAINS ARE THE PROMISES THAT NEVER CAME
Is there a more robot lyrics than this
>>27641731
>Is there a more robot lyrics than this
I like big butts and i can not lie :^)
AND A REAL HUMAN BEANoregano tbhwyf
My body is a cage that keeps me from fucking the one I Facebook stalk
And my mind is at fault?
