How do I know if I have S.A.D.?
are you SAD? then you have S.A.D.
>>27639300
social anxiety disorder?
seasonal affective disorder?
it doesn't matter because they're both fake anyway
kill yourself
>>27639319
Seasonal affective disorder
>got so angry again today that I pissed my pants
Anyone else do this? Don't know if there's a term for this but I've taken to calling it a rage mess. Sometimes I'll get so upset that I'll even shit myself.
>>27639277
It's called grumpy dumpies.
It's because you're a monkey. You get angry and shit so you can throw your feces at the cause of your anger.
>>27639277
What as triggered you anon?
This was once a human being who had thoughts and could love or hate
He doesn't feel anymore and his memory is lost
And one day it will be you
>>27639262
The sooner the better
>>27639262
B-but in this instant I'm posting a flustered animu grill in your thread and it's all that matters, something something universe, something something love.
>>27639262
his thoughts were memes his love was delusional as was his hate, his feelings were illusions, his memory unreal
everyone is already dead they're just waiting to realize it
Female sexuality is boring as shit. 90% of them are into rough sex, submission, and strangling. We need to start a feminist empowerment movement on tumblr to get more girls to watch porn so they'll get desensitized to vanilla and become sexual deviants.
How do you define sexual deviant?
>>27639390
Having an abnormal sexuality. Somebody with several unusual sexual fetishes is a sexual deviant.
Strangling is not vanilla, and it a sick cheap high, the lamest thing you can do. Oxygen deprivation.
Because given the perpetual demographics of this board, we should always have one up. How are you guys holding up?
For me,
>test tomorrow in a class I haven't even looked at the material for since last test
>test the next day in a class for my major I'm trying to catch up in
>test friday in another class for my major
But hey, I saw thechubbyqt that I sometimes talk to, made eye contact with her, saw her smile, did a double take to make sure it was her,...
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Any robots at NYU? I just got accepted to theliberal studies programand I got rejected from all the other schools I actually wanted to go to. So it's either this or the nearby pleb state school in rural Ohio.
>have to pick major in a few weeks
>still can't decide
I'm writing a 1000 word essay that uses 5 journal articles with 50+ pages each. I have to condense everything and every sentence is so 'efficient' that it sounds robotic. I got mostly done and realized that I would have to squeeze 2 articles into my last remaining 200 words so I went back and deleted an hour's worth of work. There is a penalty for anything over 1050 words. I swear this shit is harder than the 4000 word essays I've written.
Who /high libido/ here?
I realize I am a late bloomer, but even at 23 my sex drive is going berserk. I can seriously jack off twice and when I go to class, my thoughts only revolve around fucking every decent looking chick I see. It's distracting, it's annoying, and I can't stand it. I'm sick of being a slave to my sex drive.
You're absolutely fucked. All I can say is that I wish you good luck in the deep dark porn wormholes that you inevitably venture into.
I was like you until my first kiss.
Afterwards, I've been so anxious, my libido has completely fucking died.
We were supposed to fuck, but I couldn't get hard because I was so anxious.
Still a virgin
And the girl has completely lost interest in me
Just a heads up, cut down on porn. Shit will fuck your brain.
I haven't jerked it or seen porn in 2 weeks.
Feeling better.
>>27639110
I've hadsex with two different women multiple times.
I think you're just gay.
Why aren't you a sports fan, /r9k/? Autistically following a team, either college or pro, and letting your happiness hinge on their success or failure is one of the most robot things you can possibly do.
Sports are literally the most normie past time ever created.
Get the fuck out.
After trying wrestling and having my buddy flip in the floor in 3 seconds i lost complete interest in sports. I was 6'7" 293 pounds while he was 6'0" and 160 pounds. The fact he said he was fat while hes not pissed me the fuck off. Though it was fun watching manlets beat him on the floor.
I still hang out with him but i'll never play sports unless its just causal and for fun.
>>27638946
Yeah but wrestling's gay
Hey guys, just wanted to tell you about a great night I had
> be at uni
> hate it here
> not too many friends, not anyone close
> uni hosting concert, including rap act I like
> get hyped
> suppose to take acid w/ girl
> girl cancels, saw it coming
> fuck it
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Hey guys, just wanted to tell you about a great night I had
> be at uni
> hate it here
> not too many friends, not anyone close
> uni hosting concert, including rap act I like
> get hyped
> suppose to take acid w/ girl
> girl cancels, saw it coming
> fuck it
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>>27638684
Ignore this
>>27638634
> push past Staceys, run past fence, tripping hard
> somehow cop doesn't notice me
> I'm freaking out, so just run to the front of the stage, throw myself into the pit
> I'm just screaming the whole time, having a lot of fun
> people feed off energy, fucking...
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>>27638634
Do you go to Northeastern?
Seriously, I have a test in two days and its all a bunch of ecology stats shit and its like im looking at hieroglyphs
fuck man I thought this class was gonna be about nature
good,great,grand. nao fuck off
>>27638390
If you suck at math its as bad as if you can't read. You're straight up retarded, no negotiation on that fact.
I can understand math, the hard part is remembering each step in a problem. I can know how an entire problem is supposed to go but I'll manage to fuck up something tiny and the whole thing will be thrown off.
Gib bf pls :(
>>27638312
I grant 1 bf :) Go in peace young padawan
I consider myself pretty straight but I'd probably fuck the guy in that pic pretty hard tbqhl
Is this male candydoll?
>wake up because I hear my mother crying in the next room
>decide to browse /r9k/ on my phone
>a fucking spider drops on my head
Hold me!
What happened to the Spider?
>>27637973
Why is your mom crying?
O comment
" its like a cruel bitch mother. first she seduces you with "love" and chocolates, then she kicks you to the curb"
he was talking about life i assume. can you name the stupid fukin movie?
Please join. It was really fun last time.
Bjhbbjnbjn
Bump
I wish i had 3ds but mines broke along time ago but lucky i still have my wii u.
>>27638582
Can you play people who are on 3DS on your Wii?
>not liking SAO
Wow, anon! You're so sugoi for being le edgy contrarian!
To be fair it IS pretty terrible. I mean I liked it but it IS shit. I can tell you why I like it, and why its bad.
>>27637331
I liked the second part for the superior aesthetic. Oberon is my husbando.
it is fucking terrible. there are dozens of better shonenshits
Post the love of your life.
describe the word love
>dis gun be gud
I love her so much, I want to give her everything.
Look at how pretty she is.
I want to start catfishing guys by posing as a girl online to get free shit. Where should I go to get pics for my profile? Any other tips from someone who has done this?
>>27637213
Never done it. You should probably find pics that are hard to come by online in an image search.
stalk a cute girl and photograph her with a telescoping lens
Just go to soc, it's a gold mine of every body type