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I don't know why I get out of bed everyday
>>24786270
why would that upset you?
Don't worry, anon. One day we're all going to die and everything we cared about won't matter.
>>24786289
Because whites are the master race
Can we have a smoking thread?
Why do you smoke robots?
What do you smoke?
How much?
>smoking
literally no benefit
it's a cash drain, and a health drain
>mfw I see people I hate smoking a pack a day and drinking a shitload of alcohol
Just more time on this planet I get to enjoy without those fuckers.
>>24786225
>Why do you smoke robots?
Because it feels good, looks cool and opens up social opportunities
>What do you smoke?
Either Gauloise Blonde or Camel
>How much?
Not that much, around 3 cigs a day
>be white
>have a crush on a girl
>girls end up dating someone black or any other race than white
>"WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE GO FOR SOMEONE INFERIOR"
>implying white robots are superior to anyone who actually go outside and have sex like normal people
>>24786171
>be white
>be the master race
Feels good man
>>24786288
But you are a failure
>>24786420
most of r9k are failures
Why don't you guys have girlfriends if you want them so much? Or at least female company?
I don't have a girlfriend, but regularly meet with girls that want to chill and stuff, and we all know what that means. If I wanted to, I would ssk one out.
Another thing I wonder is why you guys are older than 15 and still virgins? I mean what the fuck. Its not that hard.
I mean, I'm about 6'2 and I have nice eyes I guess, and I stay in good physical condition. Don't most of you??
Pic related is the current qt I'm fucking.
>>24786061
Fuck you OP, I've been trying for YEARS
>I'm only 6'2
REEEEEEEE
>Why don't you guys have girlfriends if you want them so much? Or at least female company?
I have the first one but I don't need the second one.
>>24786123
I didn't say only 6'2 autistic faggot lmao
choya was on sale today!!!!!!!!!!! animaymay plum wines woop
look r9k i am a pathetic failed normie just someone talk to me please
What country are you from, faggot?
>>24786561
SOME ASIAN METROPOLIS
>tfw no succubus (male) to drain my energy all night long
>>24786021
>succubus (male)
That would be an incubus
>>24786055
Actually, no it wouldn't. They're defined by the sex they target, not their actual sex.
If it goes after males, it's a succubus. If it goes after females, it's an incubus.
The more you know.
>>24786055
>Incubus - from incubare 'lie on'
>Succubus - from succubare 'lie under'
Looks like the japs are right on this one
I dont get it tho? Its so easy?? Why arent you getting laid on tinder?
Part 2,This girl was a tough one to crack
Part 3, select all images with mountains
I am unattractive, next question.
What are the most overrated websites in existence?
Like how the fuck did that shit website even get popular.
Pornhub
>>24785853
Narcissists
Emotionally neglected by a junky mother, beaten and molested by my step father.
Nobody loved me. Nobody told me how to lead a normal life. Nobody ever validated me as a human being.
Grow up discovering a fucked up fetish. Indulge and have never felt at ease and so comfortable in my life.
Why was a dealt such a shit hand in life, /b/? Why have I turned into such a fucked up human being?!
>>24785733
Because you didn't have the strength to overcome the shitty things life gave you.
jewsoriginal text for the robot
>>24785852
He wasn't given the strength
Hey Anon! Do you plan to turn off your computer and adress my baby fever?
>>24785729
>so I can sue your for child support for the next eighteen years
I'll pass
>>24785729
haha yeah right
>things that will never happen to me, the thread.
in a minute sweetie, someone is wrong on /r9k/
Why are you guys so depressing? My life is depressing, but I don't push it on others. Fucking christ. This board was really nice when I joined, now it's filled with people complaining about their problems with no ambition to fix them. Instead they make half assed reasons to why they don't. Ohh I can't get a girlfriend ever, it's cause I'm socially awkward hurr durr. Fucking go out and talk to random people you'll forget in one day and practice talking fuckface. Ohhhh I can't get a girl because I'm ugly. Are you fucking serious? No one gives a shit, there are uglier guys out there getting more girls than your sorry lazy ass because they actually tried instead of sitting on their fat ass making a depressing thread on 4chan. Whoever makes these threads, please stop unless it's a real fucking problem.
>>24785707
>JUS B URSELF N PUT URSELF OUT THERE
Kill yourself
Just leave if you don't like it
I like how OPs point is proven perfectly within the first 2 posts
When did you guys realize it was all over? How old were you when it happened?
>>24785550
I made it all the way to 26 before I completely lost hope.
I've been researching ways to go out with a big bang for 2 years now.
When it turned 24 is when I completely accepted it. Biggest concern is telling my parents.
Currently in the process of realizing it. I'm 26 and hoping to just die in my sleep, because the constant thoughts of regret are killing me from the inside (already started losing hair).
>"Thanks for a fun weekend Anon. I enjoy being around you so much, I still can't believe how I thought it would be awkward between us when you first asked me out. I'm kinda tired from all our walking today, would you like to lay on the bed for a while and listen to music or something? I'd really like to listen to some of the music you recommended, if you'd like to come talk or cuddle or something for a while?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCoGkMlfz9I]
I can't immerse myself in this fantasy because I wouldn't date a girl who spoke so much. Women should listen and do as they're told.
>"Do you think we'll keep in touch when we move away for college Anon? I hope we do. I don't know, I just, well, I mean there's a lot I haven't told you that I wish I had. Oh I can't say it, I feel too embarrased! It's just since over this past year or so everyone has changed so much, we're all getting so much older! And, well, I just wish I'd gotten to know you more. No, I know we know each other but I mean, well, I've just had this stupid crush on you for the longest time but I've been to chicken to make it obvious to you. I really like you a lot Anon, I'm just worried how you'll react when I tell you that"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK2CcNng5Ic]
>>24785227
this is my dream with my current virgin pure crush, she watches anime, sings and plays piano
>post
>get shit on
>close thread and pretend it never happened
>still feel bretty bad
I hate being sensitive. I can't stand being judged or disliked, even if it's on an anonymous message board.
>>24785151
I don't know you, but from the way you type you look like a stupid retard person
that pic reminds me of that one chubby trap doujin, it was pretty hot
What is that fucking gay ass picture? I'm judging your gay ass right now. It's not going well, let me tell you.
Being a manlet is BY FAR the worst possible thing any man can be.
On the left is Channing Tatum, a 6 feet tall god who is lusted for by 90% of women everywhere.
And yet he is nothing but a fucking silly child in comparison Joe Mangianello, who is 5 inches taller than him.
I don't give a fuck about women, my issue is the fact that I will never have respect. If a fucking 250lb, athletic, ripped, 5'7" guy tried to intimidate a skinny 130lb, 6' lanklet, the manlet would be laughed out of the damn building. If you attempt to do anything masculine, or even anything mature, while looking UP at someone, you are a joke.
The only reason I haven't killed myself is to spread this message. Just fucking kill yourselves, manlets.
>>24785105
Channing Tatum is on the right you retarded faggot
>tfw 5'4
>tfw friends are 5'11+
You can't even be a childish funny guy. If you try, you'll just look like an annoying teenager running around like a spastic infant.
A tall guy doing stupid shit is viewed as a fun, easy going, "gentle giant" type of guy.
