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>be me, unifag
>be told to go back to reddit for using be me even though it's standard greentext practice
>chad in one of my classes
>complete turbochad, like he's ascended beyond regular chadness
>qt stacy gf
>plays in band
>best grades in class
>plays on football team
>popular and chad tier looks (no homo)
>compare this with me
>typical no friends neckbeard autist who faps and watches anime all day
>autoimmune problem that just fucks my shit up
>what's the point in being alive when I'm perpetually resigned to the dregs of society
Pic unrelated
>>24785061
My age old saying.
wcyd (what can you do)
>>24785061
masturbate while imagining them have sex
>>24785061
hey atleast hes not better than you at being a weeaboo
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whats your
>height
>weight
and what are you doing to lose weight?
>>24784776
6'1/187cm
205lbs/93kg
killing myself
I'm 5"0 tall and 100lbs. I don't know what to do.
Yes, male.
>>24784776
>6'1"
>210 lbs
Been lifting weights and dieting for the past week. I have the day off today so I'm probably going on a bike ride
>>24784799
You're pathetic
Robots, why haven't you accepted national socialism? Don't you realize it's the only way for you to have a good life?
Fascists and national socialists would remove feminism as a factor from modern society, we would get rid of Tyrone. Chads would learn respect and civility for e everyone while fighting for the Reich.
Everyone would have a job, everyone could and would be encouraged to have a family. After having enough children you would be given a free house.
Ultimately the best thing is it would let you live with a purpose, to be part of the group and to work toward our collective national good, and feel like that national good cares about you.
Sorry fascist but I believe in that whole gender and racial equality thing. You can't just have economic equality and ignore the rest.
>>24784810
And why is that?
Equality is a deluded concept, its for morons. How can things that equal up to greater sums be equal to others?
How is the nigger that can't read, rapes and smokes crack equal to the white man who works and provides for his family? How is the subversive or street cleaner equal to the doctor?
Races are proven to biologically exist, the white race is the best race and we need a political system to embrace our superiority.
We should use our military supperoity to take natural resources from inferiors who live on them and use them to improve our quality of life.
No wonder you're a beta virgin.
>>24784745
National socialism is an ideology for someone who wants to be ubermensch. Or an Alpha male.
It's about taking what you want but being civilized to use it to create a better society. It's about not turning our backs on the most intelligent and using their assistance to better the nation
Let's talk about how fucked up social media are.
Everyone just posts to make themselves look better or get likes. No one posts what they're really thinking or mean what they say. It's all image. It's an online representation of your social status. If you don't have it you're weird, and if you have you have an empty profile people will probably avoid you. The only reason I use it is to get files for uni.
What's to enjoy?
i only use r9k and youtube,
i really don't understand all those teens who get so excited about a few likes.
the fact that most girls blur their profile image and edit it a lot to cover pimples and scars triggers me, if i would want to meet her and she's been lying all this time, would give her a slap or two.
welp, thankfully we are not forced to be normies.
So I can keep in contact with all my addict friends from rehab.
Nothing you're right. I use it to stalk my exes and look at hot girls
>off SSRIs for a week after being on them for months
>feel better now than I ever did
I can wank whenever I want and I don't have that unbearable feeling of something being horrendously wrong but not knowing what it is. The whooshing, disorienting sensation I get in my head every now and then is a bit strange though.
Did you quit cold turkey or gradually reduce your dosage? Any withdrawal symptoms? I'm on citolopram but this shit really fucks with my sleeping pattern and motivation. I've started trying to taper it off by reducing the dosage to half with the goal of stopping after a few weeks.
>feeling of something being horrendously wrong but not knowing what it is
Wtf, thats exactly how I feel. Im on zoloft. Fuck
Yeah the brain zap withdrawal sucks and don't watch anything remotely sad because you're going to burst into treats.
We don't have it on easy mode. Lots of girls don't have any male interest whatsoever. My social life amounts to visiting this board. My sex life amounts to humping the pillow or bed post
I've seen some of you guys post pics here and none of you are as ugly as you think. I would take one of you in a heartbeat and treat him great. Especially if you would be as good to me as you say you would your gf's.
I will admit I'm fat. No since in disguising it as BBW. I'm just a fat girl. I've tried to lose weight multiple times and I always fail.
So just remember not all of us are vapid bitches. I would meet one of you all today if you were nearby.
Why don't you just go on tinder and choose a tall handsome guy?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/xojane-/im-fat-and-have-sex-with-hot-strangers_b_8451530.html
>>24784196
good for the whore
I want something substantial. someone to come watch spirited away with me.
Your problem is that you are picky. A man is either too short, too bald, too old, too anything. Even if he is on the womans level.
But if we did it, it'd be harassment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kk62700eMs
Maybe I'm just jealous because I'm ugly. How would a fembot react? Pretty sure every other robot is angered.
Aint he gay?
I would walk away. Seems like a tosser.
>>24783415
He is?
Not surprised. He sounds like he's from North Central London.
Fuck Central, West for life.
>>24783431
He looks and sounds it. Probably doing this to try and prove that he's not.
why do niggas get so mad about this?
Why do crackas get so mad about this
>>24783181
Well, one is a comedic getup, the other is degeneracy pushed by media outlets and pornsites because muh progressivsm and shock value.
>>24783229
The other is pushed because the demand white girls have for higher testosterone girls exists (just like how asian girls are fed as fuck toys to you idiots, asian guys could argue the same shit against you) you fucking retard. Comedic getups on the basis of unoriginal and obsolete racism are detrimental to society and the concept of humour itself faggot
Steam Thread: Autism Edition
>Autistic profile
http://steamcommunity.com/id/saetre
>tfw you will never add someone and talk every day and become best friends or bfs
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Kovusaur
the ride never ends
>The ultimate white knight
Man shields woman from bullets, dies..
>>24782313
This is one of the reasons why I hate /pol, conservatives, the "alt right" and all that shit.
They're full of that "sacrifice your life for the fertility Goddess because men are disposable and supposed to die in battle anyway" shit.
>A man
>Called Shannon
i guess thats beta but on the other hand, dying of bullets shielding someone elses life sounds like a better death than ass cancer or whatever would have been awaiting him in a decade or two otherwise
>Eating a girl out
Literally the most beta thing you can do besides letting tyrone fuck her
>eating her out because it's the only thing that really pleases her
If I eat my girlfriend out while she eats my pussy, does that make me an alpha or a beta?
>>24782931
doesn't really matter since youre a girl.
>Accidentally start lucid dreaming last night
>Decide it's time to have dream sex
>Meet gril in dream to bone
>Start holding her hand
>Never stop and forget all about the sex because it feels so nice.
>have dream about masturbating
>dick getting hard
>realize something is wrong
>shaft is extremely thin and wispy
>like its decaying or some shit
>dick gets soft
>head falls off of dick
>PANICPANICPANIC
>start trying to put head back on
>it's not working
>slowly realize that there would be blood everywhere if this was really happening
>close my eyes and wake up
>immediately check dick to make sure everything's fine
By far the worst nightmare I've ever had
>>24781817
>Making out with a girl for 2 hours in my car yesterday evening
>It wasn't a dream
>mfw
>>24782304
>met my gf yesterday and we held hands all the time and kissed each other on a bench in the park
>told her to get on top
>grab her ass and kiss for minutes
so apparently not many dudes can handle eating the puss because they have delicate stomachs and noses.
eating pussy is for alphas, betas can't/wont eat pussy because it upsets their delicate little stomachs.
BRO YOU DON"T EAT PUSSY BRO THAT REALLY UPSETS ME BRO
Stop being a huge faggot OP
>>24781695
not if you are in Italy....eating out a gril is considered gay there. I shit you not.
Eating pussy is what betas do
>literally WE WUZ KINGS AND KWAYNES AN SHIEET
Why are niggers so retarded, robots? This is the equivalent of a white person telling her daughter that she is a princess because of European white royalty that they more likely than not have no connection to. It's silly and pathetic
Let them have some pride. They are such a beaten down people. Seriously, so much insecurity and victimization.
i figured u out.
you are a gay homo robot who likes to be edgy because its how to feel less lonely.
>niggers unironically thinking they ruled egypt
>Tfw nearly 8 days of nofap
>just want to fuck something
I DEMAND a girl living in Australia to meet up with me and let me ejaculate in her or or else. i don't care if you are fat, let me fuck your pussy and mouth.
for fuck sakes let me lose my virginity.
fix that worm sleeve first.
peel that shit back under a hot bath until its free.
>>24781094
Damn that's a good looking cock. Fucking hot. Post more.
>>24781118
I'll pull my foreskin back only if you suck me off. I want to know what a fucking suckey suckey feels like.
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