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Yo fellow neets, if you're thinking about acquiring a much more productive hobby than just video games and anime then I recommend making them fat beats on fl studio!!!
>month ago
>watching anime on manga artists
>decide to do something more productive
>torrent fl studio without any previous history in playing an instrument or knowing music theory
It's officially been a month since I started and I've made some tracks already that I think are alright. Anyone can do so go ahead and start today!!!
https://soundcloud.com/annedrank
Bumping this thread familia
if someone is interested in theory and piano i got some great youtube channels
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL253192EED47525A8
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB585CE43B02669C3
https://www.youtube.com/user/Rhaptapsody/playlists
https://www.youtube.com/user/ongakuconcept/videos
>>24782665
Cool. Any of these you?
How does it feel like to make sweet, yet intense, satysfing love to a girl you consider beautiful, who loves you, shares your interests and is not a whore?
>a girl who shares your interests and is not a whore
I'll take things that don't exist for 600
>>24782150
I think the vast majority of robots on here would prefer not hearing what it's like, OP.
>>24782180
Why do think that, mate?
>download some shitty TV show on a whim
>it has a short character who literally exists just to be a target of unending barrage of manlet jokes
WHAT THE FUCK
Why is this allowed? Imagine the outrage if some tv show had a homosexual character who's constantly made fun of or a woman who's made fun of for being a roastie.
The show big bang theory is also making fun of aspies.
manlets when will they learnfuck off robomoot
>>24782093
so get outraged wtf?
What are your fabourite songs, /r9k/? This one is mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgXsvo7iMCw
>>24782052
Nice, I've got a friend who likes them
The Doors - The End
Slint - Washer
Pixies - U-mass
The Brian Jonestown Massacre - No Come Down
Arcade Fire - Afterlife
Talk Talk - It's getting late in the evening
Just from a quick glance at my playlist
>>24782207
That's a pretty good selection of songs, Anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXlULkwhgrc
this exact version
My stylist is kind of a genius.
>wacky colored hair
I'm sure you're great in bed but I'm 26, I can't deal with your insanity at this point in my life
pretty cool
this comment is original
>>24781999
its pretty but i always like natural hair color the most, i think its the prettiest.
Your oneitis grinded her ass on chads in the club
she kissed them passionately on "fuck up some commas"
she screamed and squiled like a pig while he was fucking her till the morning
This is your life. Accept...it
>>24781867
why did u remake this thread? i already said
>"good, she deserves a good dicking."
>>24781867
this actually happened. Dont remind me
That isn't true at all. She pretty much hates sex
songs men will NEVER understand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuocmqLRgOM
I guess traps could understand it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohldk_DzcLk
>dat unabashed femininity
>>24781838
>>24781905
god women are such shit
>>24781962
What makes you say that?
I'm a man btw.
>Paris
>San Bernadino
>London Tube stabbing
Shits getting absurd. How do we solve this terror issue?
Ask the CIA and the Saudis, they are the ones funding them
we hav more important things to discuss here, such as eating pussy is for alpha males.
take this to /pol/
This twisted game needs to be reset... We'll start over from zero with this V2, and trust the future to the next generation.
Ok /r9k/ let's do a little fapping experiment. It's only going to take a few minutes of your time, and you are going to spend those fapping anyway.
I'm going to post three pics. They are all SFW, two are of famous persons, one is not.
Your job is to chose one AT RANDOM and fap to it for exactly two minutes (use the computer clock to be sure).
If you don't come to the first chose another one at random and do the same. If you are still going after two more minutes go to the last remaining one.
If after six minutes you still haven't came post the pic number trajectory you followed.
If you came at some point post the pic trajectory and also quote the pic you came to.
(Remember to add original text to your post so the robogods of r9k will be pleased.)
Img Picture number #1
Img Picture number #2
Img Picture number #3
>Yo anon, you ever had sex?
How do you respond?
No, im saving myself for the right woman
>>24781592
>No
Really fucking hard jesus christ.
only with ur mom xd
Would your life make a good book?
Yes. My life is pretty interesting, although sadly as a person I'm very boring. I hate living my life but it'd make a good story.
>>24781510
it already is
>the bell jar . sylvia plath
No. I am the most boring human alive.
Describe your "morning" routine.
>wake up at 3pm
>browse 4chan
>drink a cup of coffee and smoke 2/3 cigs
>fap
>shower, brush teeth
>GO study in the library until 11pm
>home by midnight, play videogames or watch a series until 6/7am, smoking myself to death in the meantime
>bed by 8/9am
>>24781431
>wake up hungover at 10 AM
>browse 4chan while trying to sleep
>fall back asleep around 1
>wake up at 6
>start drinking
>wake up 5 PM
>take a huge shit
>fap
>eat cereal
>shitpost on 4chan and hate on roasties and normies
>play vidya
>rinse and repeat
>go to bed 3 in the morning
>no fucks given
>wake up between 10am and 1pm
>lurk/shitpost from my bed for an hour
>take a nice crap
>go back to bed because it's cold
>get hungry
>brew tea and eat 2, 3 waffles
>smoke a cig
>shower
>edge in shower
>make myself look and smell decent
>smoke another cig
What's the best RPG of all time, /r9k/?
pic related
>inb4 reee
>>24781387
Calling Mass Effect an RPG should be punishable by death.
I want people that don't know anything about video games to stop playing them forever
>EVER putting Miranda above Liara
does being raised by a single mom make u gay?
excellent.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=A0LEViPqDmRWXPYA2zEnnIlQ;_ylu=X3oDMTBydDI5cXVuBGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwM2BHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzcg--?qid=20070926134818AA0ENYe&p=does%20being%20raised%20by%20a%20single%20mother%20make%20you%20gay
>>24781231
No. It doesn't make you gay.
But there's a high chance it will make you beta as your mother projects her current desires and expectations for men onto you, rather than the actual expectations or women your age, or what she was attracted to at the time she met your father.
High chances that will opress and fuck up your whole sexuality and possible turn you gay as well.
I honestly can't tell which is gayer, putting dicks in your ass or cutting yourelf
Well said Anon. I too am having trouble 'spotting' the difference.
>>24781216
I used to cut my legs so no one would see them, this was at a point where I was so depressed I was literally willing to try anything to get me through depression, even just a few minutes without depression was wonderful. Cutting makes for a great distraction.
>>24781216
It just doesn't make sense to me why people do this. It's stupid, it's dangerous, it hurts, and it's stupid.
If you are depressed or suicidal, why not just dip into drugs? There are plenty to choose from and you can kill yourself if you so choose.
