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ITT we write like women
um, excuse me. You can't like, say that.
>>24787304
>ANON
>what
>are you doing today
>?
>ok
>listen
>how about
>we watch a movie
>tomorrow
In Russian they write smileys like so
:)))))))))))))))))))))))))
and even more to emphasize.
Confused the shit out of me when I came there the first time.
>girl talks to you
>immediately fall in love
What a fucking kuck. Kill yourself, faggot.
>girl sits next to you
>imagine our lives together
>she never sits next to you again
why are the simpsons so comfy?
I haven't seen one of these threads in a while so why Not? Lets give love to our robots in the CHI.anybody waukegan here?
Naperville here, why go on...
crook county reporting in
>>24787247
Why did you post the Fallout 4 game map? LoL
Why don't you join a monastery, robots?
Because I like drinking too much.
I'd probably be a pretty good Franciscan Friar, though. I'm friendly, like helping people, and was poor for most of my life. I alsobelieve that Jesus Christ is the only begotten son of God, the Father.
It'd probably be a very fulfilling life.
I'm 29 years old and if there is not a positive shift in my life soon I will have to make a radical change.
A friend of mine joined a Zen monastery in Japan years ago, I might follow his example.
The other option is move to the Philippines and become a total degenerate.
Well considering I'm a permavirgin I'd fit in that aspect. And free food and room is cool too but I don't think I'd be able to keep up with the strict schedule. I sleep 11 hours a night. I'd rather be a hermit in the wilderness because I have a speech impediment that prevents me from talking in public.
Post vocaroos of yourselves crying. I'll start.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fCkJ4QXBo3
No one's crying? I thought this was /r9k/?
>>24787135
Nobody wants to wake up their parents, if that happens they'll have their tendies taken away. ;-;
Men don't cry Anon, and I'm sure as hell not going to cry in front of you faggots
What do you think about the desu penalty?
Is it ethically right?
It's ineffectiveProbably pretty satisfying though
>>24786956
>It's ineffective
How? It eliminates criminals who have "tasted blood" as it were.
is the word death filtered?
Ask bored and lonely 26yo czechbot anything.
I don't guarantee honest answers though.
Have you ever been to a prostitute?
>>24786826
No. Not yet...
>>24786813
Name and Address?
>tfw I leveled up to level 21 wizard apprentice
>tfw everyone on kikebook is posting on my wall and I'm getting texts from people
>coworkers, family, old roommates
>still no real friends with enough of a connection to want to go out with me tonight
>patiently waiting for one of my normie acquaintances to ask me if they want to go out drinking
I-it will surely happen, r-right?
when I turned 21 only 1 person out of 55 congratulated me. That's when I deleted my account
>>24786812
I have just a little over 300 friends.. am I too normie for this place?
(Not OP, by the way.)
>>24786776
I hid my birth date and I they do not have any info on my birthday
problem solved
>tfw You finally find out that your parents are kinda stupid and not that great as you thought when you were young
>mfw I find them kinda pathetic
>>24786687
At least they've had sex
This was a weird feel. Especially once I realized they have no financial sense and I'll probably have to be taking care of them.
That's one good thing about the neet vs wagekek threads. It's teaching people the importance of money and how retarded working for a living is. I plan on achieving financial independence and then dropping to part time, 48 to 96 hours a month and sticking some extra away just to add to my investments and the rest to spend on stupid shit like going out to fancy restaurants or my fancy whiskeys and wines. When it comes time I'll probably buy my parent's land from them and let them live with me, or have them sell it and live on mine if I have my own land somewhere else. I haven't really worked out the details on that part yet. They haven't really done anything with it in the last 10 years so I doubt they have any attachment to it. I like those tiny houses and could just build a little cottage around 600sqft. It has to be bigger since they won't be able to climb up into a loft at that age and I have to design the bathroom and walkways to accommodate difficulties with ambulation. Little things like walk in showers flush with the floor, not so cramped a walker becomes difficult to use, and lots of natural light coming in for visibility.
It will probably be fun though. I'll be set to retire close to the same time as they are so until they become totally crips we can have fun playing on the land together. Growing food, raising goats and rabbits,playing in the shop or studio, making beer, wine, and spirits,swimming in the natural pool(pic related, fuck sand though, pebbles, stone, or grass only) enjoying nights out on the patio. My siblings don't have much $$ sense either, but they're able bodied so if they want in on it they'll have to pay rent. I'll help design and build the houses for free though. 500sqft maximum because I don't want some ugly ass mcmansion shitting up my dream homestead.
My parents were pathetic as hell
Only good thing they ever taught me was how to perfect the NEET life
hey buddy are you ok?
here have my pizza i am not hungry and cheer up. you don't need them. you can find better people and grils to hang out with.
let's bounce in the ferrari when you are done.
Thanks keanu, but this was the last straw.
Don't go to school tomorrow famo.
>>24786674
hey listen. i know how you feel. i know that you feel there is no other way. that this is the end. but it's not.
here's what we ll do. i come pick you up from school at a very busy time to skip class while everyone is looking what badass you are.
will leave the roof down to see with who you hang out.
>>24786773
But keanu, no one is going to like me just because i know you. this is silly. i want to be left alone.
2016 is the year I finally get a boyfriend.
>>24786635
I think it might actually happen for me too this year. Hopefully we finally make it.
>>24786635
hopefully 2016 is the year i meet my long distance baby bf
>>24786651
Bravest Warriors on Cartoon Hangover.
Oh, wait, I forgot where I was for a second. Seriously, though, why is it so hard for you to get a girlfriend? Impossible standards? Self confidence issues? Autism? I've always found it much easier to talk to girls than guys. Guys usually annoy me. I feel less anxious around them than I usually do.
A bit of everything
5'6, small dick, ugly as sin. Need I go on?
I got verbally bullied by a lot of girls when I was a kid for being fat (and physically by a few Chads)
I don't understand why this board hates women so much. I mean, all my life I've always been rejected by them, but I don't blame them for it. I know I am a socially autistic fuck and ugly to boot, and that isn't their fault, it's mine. Why do you guys blame them for things they had nothing to do with, rather then look at your own faults and accept them, maybe even work on them? I'm genuinely interested in some of your answers senpais.
>>24786542
youtube.com/watch?v=UYa6gbDcx18
They are so bad that they even make some of us think it's their own fault that their lives suck and that women aren't evil. Truly great at deceiving.
I wilfully make myself into a disgusting a reprehensible person. As far as I am concerned, my behaviours and attitudes are other people's problems to negotiate and I am more than happy to take on the consequential disposition of a marginalized individual.
Of what races does /r9k/ really consist of?
http://strawpoll.me/6194568
Please do the poll.
>>24786370
never. never will i support info gathering of this board, its supposed to be anonymous for a reason.
Where is mixed female you c uck?
>>24786370
I'm Hispanic and Japaese but I don't see that option
>get on plane
>look across the aisle
>see cara
wat do?
where my carabros at?
>>24786283
>not even in 1st class
isn't she rich?
>>24786457
my thoughts exactly
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
