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It's EXTREMELY rare that I see a non-fat, white, early 20s girl who is not fuckable.
Do girls see guys the same way? Now what if I have arab genes (though I'm 6'1")
>>24795195
no I don't see it the same way and I live in Denmark.
Fuck off back to your desert, dune coon.
I go to a ritzy university full of rich trust fund kids in a major city and like 80-90% of the girls here are between "very fuckable" and "jesus fucking christ" levels of attractive.
Fatties are insanely rare.
>ITT: We list things women have ruined. I begin:
Christianity
Paganism ("Muh feminist earth Goddess!")
College
Video games
Television dramas
Comedy
Ghostbusters
The Courts
The Workplace
The Internet
>>24795149
It would be easier to list things they haven't ruined.
Hurry up and make my fucking pizza! Me hungry!
>>24795134
pretty cool you have something like that in the US
>tfw celiac disease
ENJOY YOUR PIZZA I GUESS
I'LL JUST SIT HERE AND CRY
>Jakina
enjoy your nigger pizza
Hey anons, I'm about to drive my crush home from our friends house and I need to know what song to play in the car.
I'm afraid there could be an awkward silence as we don't usually get along perfectly or have much to talk about.
Pic related, it's her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04
>>24795031
What kinda mood do you want? Upbeat and happy, more slow and melancholic or romantic, etc?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXuGOfqyZw
Obligatory
Hello, robots. didn't you know? muscles crush metal, robot scum. your bones will be crushed to dust by superior strength, heh. hm. oh, why a cruel twist of fate you have gotten yourself into, your muscular masters will pulverize you and make romantic sex to your mothers.
You are facing an extinction level event, you will be bred out of existence, your sisters will be penetrated by muscular chad cock once again. ha. ha. ha. such peasantry.
/message from fit/
Go away Skeletor.
jeff, pIs go.
>implying /fit/ is full of chads and not just a bunch of dyels with 12 inch arms that squat 5x a week
lel
>tfw reading stories about people who lost their virginity at 15 or younger
holy shit i am so fucking butthurt
even if i magically get laid tomorrow i'll still have to bear the indignity of having made it to adulthood without ANY sexual experience
fuck this gay earth
to be fair, it didn't really count as losing virginity since we were practicing for girls and just doing blowjobs.
>tfw just managed to have tender, loving sex with a girl a few days before my 19th birthday
Dodged a bullet there.
I just went to a thai hooker at 23, even stopped caring about relationships a long time ago
whats a good way to an hero without causing so much emotional fallout? im looking for a way to avoid all the emotional baggage that those i left behind would have to deal with, not because i give a fuck about them but because i don't need them taking blame/ figuring out where they fit into my decision.i want the transition of me being completely forgotten to not be drawn out. Has any other robot thought about how to do this?
Impossibru it is
Get a horse and ride into the sunset. Tell them you are gonna live the life of a wanderer. Ride over a cliff.
If you're asking for serious advice OP, I'll give it to you.
First, pay off all of your debts.
Second, get a life insurance policy. Make sure it's not voided by suicide (some are).
Third, don't blow your brains out or do anything gruesome. And don't let a family member be the one to find your body. The best bet would be to go in a secluded area, alert the police that you're about to commit suicide, and then do it. There's a reason why I said alert the police. You wouldn't want to let some poor kids, hikers, etc. find a rotting corpse would you? Let the police get to your freshly dead corpse. It saves trouble from the innocents who aren't use to this stuff.
Lastly, leave a note. Tell them why you did it. It's better than no closure I'm sure.
That is probably the best way to commit suicide. It'll save a lot of heartache and stress by going through these steps. Your estate will be easy to settle, no debt to take away from your estate, a insurance policy to pay for your funeral, a easy clean up, and a little bit of closure for your loved ones.
Oh wait, a few more things. Get your shit settled out legally. Go to a lawyer and get a will, executor of state, etc. That'll help on the legal aspect of things. Also, cancel any reoccuring charges or accounts.
I want every creature in the universe to bow to my goodwill.
>>24794535
Cure us, oh onmipotent one.
Trailer homes make me so sad. I dont know why.
>>24794564
It's too late for that, all of this board is contaminated now.
How do I fix this guys?
Start hormone therapy.
Convert to Hinduism and earn Karma.
>>24794487
Who is this cum drum?
I cannot remember her name.
>tfw you see your reflection in the computer screen while masturbating
>>24794467
>you're fapping to Facebook pictures which are moments of her being happy without you
>>24794793
>youre fapping to girls that were your friends once but now have forgotten you
>lying in bed watching porn on tablet
>gagging puking throatfucking video takes a second to buffer
>can see my ugly face in the reflection
>this is what I've become
>tfw black people can't do anything right
>>24794293
>ooga booga its only skin colour dont be raccyiss
by simply being black you have ugly facial structure
>>24794293
>The white nigger is wearing make-upso is the black niggerit was almost certainly a White, a kike or a spic who put together the photo shoot
>tfw black people can't do anything right
Yeah pretty much.
>>24794293
That's a cool pic.
/manlet feels/ general post your manlet feels
My manlet feel for the day is that I was at work with this 5 foot 6 Amazon slut and this 8 foot tall chad who was making fun of me for being short and not knowing what he meant when he said he was going to fuck her at "cake by the oceaon"? I still don't know what iti means.
As long as I live, I will thank God every day for making me 6'2''. Literally anything under 6 feet is nightmare mode if you're a straight male
>>24794407
lol he thinks 5 foot 6 is amazon xD dying here senpai that is too much l o l b r u h what a sad existence
I'm 5'11, am I a manlet?
ETERNAL REMINDER that if you're part of the 99.999% who don't own private property you have no reason to not support going FULL COMMUNISM
ETERNAL REMINDER that capitalism relies on worker exploitation to survive, and it's beginning to quickly regress into feudalism (such as fracking companies forcibly seizing people's property in England)
ETERNAL REMINDER that Communism is the true beta uprising because Its about the over throw of normie capitalism that normies thrive off of
>But communism failed before!
So did most slave rebellions, and so did most independent republics for thousands of years before the French Revolution.
>But I'll surely be rich in the future!
No you won't, the best you'll ever get is a middle-class life where you will still always be a wageslave and one paycheck away from poverty and homelessness.
>But muh calvanism, if people fail they're meant to!
Go live in a forest and fight for survival from predators much larger than you if you think that's what life should be about. Everything that is going to survive is cooperation, not competition. The winner's glory moment will be a pale memory in history.
>But Communism killed so many people!
Those people were going against the community.
Society > the individual
>>24794160
But I do own private property.
And I don't want the family ranch estate to be paved over and turned into slum tenements.
blah
slobbaslobbaslobba
>Bernie "Reddit" Sanders decides to go full commie
>aim his claws at the 1% and their riches
>being as powerful as they are, they simply take their assets away to other countries
>billions of dollars leave the economy
>stocks crash, mass unemployment, industry stops, food shortage
>military take over to prevent incoming civil war and bloodshed
>Bernie is shot to death
>nu-Fascism sets in
this is one of the best outcomes I could imagine tbchimof
What kind of letter should I write and slide under my upstairs neighbor's door who piss me off with their incessant stomping and keeping me from sleeping at night
>>24794120
Use this pic
>>24794438
yes XD
"I wish a dog rapes you". Did it with a bitch that parked in front of my driveway, it worked.
Would you like to have sexual intercourse with this girl?
>>24794106
>you will never tickle her taint and asspussy with your tongue as she slaps and runs her shaft across your forehead
>she never giggle and say "s-s-stop it tickles!"
>you will never smother your face with her cock and balls and take deep sniffs as she giggles, telling you to stop being so silly
>she will never take a more serious tone, roughly grab your chin, tell you to look at her and say: "I said stop being silly...and...suck...my...cock." as she guides your head down
J U S T
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T
>>24794106
This isn't a girl
>>24794335
It's better than a girl
