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Would you rather be a cuntboy or a dickgirl? What is your biological sex? Justify that you are not a faggot for picking your option.
Dickgirl, I'd more or less be able to conduct myself as I currently do, plus cleaner fapping and easier pissing.
I'm a girl.
I actually do live as a closeted homosexual, so I basically AM a faggot.
>>24801098
I asked this question a lot and tons of girls actually want dicks. Sigmund Freud was right. Penis envy is a thing.
Dickgirl. Why on earth would you ever want to be a cuntboy? Faggots don't want you, girls don't want you.
Is this female-to-male transexual more handsome than you?
yeah, she also has more facial hair than me
>>24799731
yes, and she also doesn't have shit coloured skin.
>switching to hard mode
Topkek she's still physically inferior and has no penis.
Who /serial shitposter/ here?
Just got off a ban from r9k. Currently banned on /fit/ and /ck/
>>24799629
Why though???????????
Also fuck this mute shit
A good shitposter never gets banned. I shit post on /v/ with all my free time.
>>24799719
Shitposting is fun, pham.
This place is nothing more than a source of entertainment for me. Why would you not want to shitpost?
If you had a girlfriend, what kind of romantic gestures would you do for her?
This "man" prepares symmetrical meals for him and his girlfriend everyday.
http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/michael-zee-symmetry-breakfast
Perhaps there is hope for autists after all.
>>24799558
Symmetrical my fucking dick.
Look at the position of the eggs, the shit around it, and the height of the plate.
what are you getting for your girlfriend on Christmas?
Just your occasional reminder that if you're a male, your fingernails should look similar to pic related.
Anyone else /bite nails/ here?
>>24799663
I like biting the soft, painless flesh around the sides until it bleeds
My job doesn't allow me to keep my nails like this
>want some oxy
>no money
How can I make money without wagekeking it up?
>>24799488
>order bulk european amphetamine sulfate paste
>buy size 4 colored gel caps
>put 50mg dried amph into capsule
>sell for $3 as generic 30mg adderall to dumb college kids
>???
>1000% profit!
>>24799581
>>24799581
>>sell for $3 as generic 30mg adderall to dumb college kids
I dont know any college kids you fucking normie
>>24799488
suck some dick m8
Hey /r9k/. Need some advice, having problems at home.
>be me 19 year old college kid
>have three other siblings, 16yo bro, 6yo bro and 7yo sis and a mom and dad
>one day, 6yo bro randomly decides to just say to me "hey peanut head!"
>for some goddamn reason, EVERYONE thinks it is fucking hilarious
>mom and dad burst out laughing and sibling do too
>they all thought it was cute of him or some shit
>at the time i was like whatever, everyone gets made fun of at some point, and they're family anyways so it doesn't bother me
>boy, was i wrong, this happened five fucking months ago
>almost everyday EVERYONE calls me a fucking peanut head
>after a week, i told them to stop because it was annoying, and they all just say "calm down peanut boy!"
>i've become a social recluse when i get home, i don't talk to anyone and stay in my room now
>even that doesn't stop it either, every time i make ANY little minute noise, someone will yell "quiet down there peanut head!" or "be quiet peanut boy!"
>i tried headphones, and when they discovered that i couldn't hear them anymore, they send fucking texts/emails/leave notes saying "Nice try, peanut head."
>they say that to me constantly if i try to fight fire with fire, they just say "Nice try, peanut head."
>one time, i confronted them all and told them how much it affected me and bothered me and everything seemed like it was finally going to end
>but my stupid ass impressionable 7yo sis said "Sorry, cantaloupe!" and everyone started fucking LAUGHING again
>after that i've given up, that was in september
>during thanksgiving, they all tell the story of peanut head and now my fucking distant relatives call me it too, i didn't want to cause a scene a look like a pussy in front of them so i just played along
>everyone in my family tree calls me a fucking peanut boy
>have to deal with this bullshit until i'm out of college
What do I do? Everyday, I'm either called a peanut or a cantaloupe and it won't stop.
The only answers involve killing yourself or killing your family.
Well step one is to buy a cantaloupe and shove it up your sister's ass.
>Everyday
>I'm either called a peanut or a cantaloupe and it won't stop
i'm sorry OP laughing too hard to help
The abuses Iran are just too much. They force militant Marxist-Feminist women to marry their captors. They even use the tan buttocks of Iranian Leftist women to sit on as soft comfy cushions, while they are whipping them
From the Report:
http://www.ihrr.org/ihrr_article/violence-en_sexual-torture-of-women-political-prisoners-in-the-islamic-republic-of-iran/
But they reduced militant Marxist-Feminist activist women into submissive Muslim housewives. It was cruel and barbaric. As the Report says, any sex in those forced marriages are RAPE.
> Placing pressure on female prisoners to accept the marriage proposal of the interrogator, prison or judicial official ranged in reason from personal vendetta to an effort at controlling the female prisoner even after her release.
They ensured that these ex-Marxist young women would never return to their Leftist Feminist ways, as they would be under the total control and sexual domination of their Husband's Patriarchy even after their release.
Iranian women seem like guidos.
>>24799419
>developed an attraction toward their interrogators.
Please go into this phenomenon with great detail.
>>24799447
I don't think there are any hotter women. All I want is a lot unlimited harem of Iranian women just like Alexander the great. Why is life a cruel joke?
Who /le wrong generation xd/ here?
I would kill my pets and family to live in the golden days.
>>24799405
>OP is born in the 1950s
>is locked away in an asylum because he is a retarded faggot
golden days indeed.
>OP is a NEET in the 1960's
>Gets drafted and dies in Vietnam
>tfw not born in the future where everyone is a normalfag and all robots are put to death
How much would you be willing to pay if real, fully customizable robot waifus existed for purchase?
>>24799403
I'd sell my organs and humanity
if it means that i can become a machine
>>24799459
OP here,
I am an electrical engineer and have been researching the possibilities of designing and creating them now with grants for production. By the way, they would look nothing like pic related. They would look like those full size sex dolls that you see for purchase on the internet, but with relatively fluid movement, while containing software which allows you to edit various physical and mental parameters of the robot.
>>24799585
Will we never get realistic flesh/skin, and facial features
because that is what would swing me over to the side of sexbots
I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING... IF SHIT GOES BAD FOR ME TOMORRO, WE'LL SEE WHAT'S GOOD
>>24799298
here we go again, suck my 2 second dick robot
>>24799298
balls and walls
lol marijn, ik was in deze thread
inb4 martin is een fag en junior komt nooit vc
fapping with foreskin feels just as good as sex
yes no condor the only thing its missing is cumming inside vj
but get a fleshlight and its 99% of the way there
inb4 normal
>foreskin
I will never know this feel
>>24799249
I have never understood why people circumcise their children at birth. At least let them make the decision when they're old enough.
God I fucking hate only having a partial foreskin
Ah, man. I'm so depressed.
>>24799068
Ebin meme xd pizza amirite
what was the purple part originally?
Why is eating unhealthy shit all the time a new dank meme?
>LMAOOOO CHOCOLATE YAAAAS
Things a woman needs to do in order to be considered attractive enough for a man (beyond weight):
> straighten her hair
Men don't like curly hair. Unless it is one of those perfectly coiffed waves that celebrity women have done via curling irons or a perfectly maintained afro that mixed race models have, curly hair is bad hair.
> get highlights or color hair a multi-dimensional range of colors
Men don't like the unified, boring tone of just brown or just blonde. They want a range of different shades that glistens under the sun. Unless you are a redhead or have dark black hair: then they want it to be extra shiny.
> deep condition hair regularly
If your hair is dry and brittle it will gross men out
> mascara
Unless you were born with lush lashes, mascara is a must, or else you will risk looking too plain
> foundation
Any sign of abnormal skin is a sign of poor genetics in mens' eyes
> lipstick
If your lips are too pale, it is not considered feminine or attractive by men
> Tight fitting, fashionable clothes
Want to wear loose-fitting yoga pants/ jeans and a t-shirt? Fine. But don't expect men to think it is pretty. Check out greatglam.com for what men expect women to wear.
> Nails
Short, unpainted nails are not considered feminine to men
> Whiten teeth and get braces
A crooked smile is something men frown upon
> Get breast implants, ass implants, and lip injections
Nothing makes a man happier than a big lifted ass and a big, lifted bust
> Always make an effort to talk about light hearted, happy things
If you talk about how the economy is going to collapse soon and the world is going to end then men will be repulsed by you
> keep your standards and expectations secret
An employed man will resent you for wanting a man who is employed; he will think you are a gold digger. A handsome man will think you are entitled when you say you want a man who is good looking. They will use these as reasons to reject you.
All I want to find is a good man. My definition of a "good man" is:
> one who is devoted to me and only me
No open relationships or cheating
> who can financially support a family and can be the "breadwinner"
This does not mean that I don't want to work. But this means that I want traditional gender roles. I want to be able to enjoy life without living from paycheck to paycheck. I want a nice amount of money saved up. I want to be able to go travelling on occasion to non-dangerous cities. I want to be able to own a home in a safe area and have a car. I want to be debt free.
> One who is intelligent and educated
not necessarily with degrees, but who is aware of what is going on in the world and is not a blind follower of the media
> Who is not mentally ill
> Who is handsome to me
No you don't need to look like a model. But if you are obese and/or don't have hygiene I will struggle to be attracted to you.
> Who will support me and love me to the very end
Not someone who will flake out at the time of trial
So why isn't anyone responding?
pic related is my dream appearance but I look absolutely nothing like this. Pic related is what men want/ expect from women.
>mfw /r9k/ calls me a "shitskin"
P-please some /r9k/, it makes me feels really bad. :( I know my skin is the color of poop, but you don't have to be mean about it. All I want to do is have sex with a blonde, blue-eyed girl and have dark little babies with black hair and shit colored eyes. C-can I please do that /r9k/, I'm asking your permission?Seriously though, why do you get so much enjoyment from being mean to other people? Don't respond right away, think about it for like 10 seconds.It's pretty lame that this is like your one source of self-esteem, right? No honestly, the fact that you devote part of your life to being unkind is very telling. I bet you'll type out a reply about me being a buttblasted whatever. Everything I said about you is still true though.
stop being a crybaby little bitch and get over it retard
You're getting upset at random people over the internet insulting you.
Holy shit, get over it. And if it bothers you so much, don't tell people what race you are.
When will people realize that the internet is not a nice place.
you're a shitskin lol
