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>there are people who would rather masturbate to cartoons than pictures of beautiful women
I never understood this.
>>24809149
>masturbating to decaying forms of flesh, excrement and blood
>there are people who would rather masturbate to 3D whores than pictures of beautiful anime girls
I never understood this.
>>24809149
Real women intimidate them. The innocent, submissive, predictable animu grills don't.
Do you guys think we evolved too quickly?
>>24809024
too slowly
What the fuck does that even mean
evolution is a really slow process. One that we won't even notice the effects of for a long time despite now having the ability to record ourselves
>>24809024
Do you mean "we" as a robots of humanity?
Do you guys ever feel like that the constant use of sites like 4chan has resulted in you experiencing a severe disconnect with reality? Like everything around you is going through a filter of how 4chan perceives and has constructed the world? I honestly feel like ever since using this site, that everything is in a state of cognitive dissonance between the reality and "4chan".
Maybe its just depression speaking, but I know I wasn't aware of this disconnection and dissociation until I began to use 4chan more and more frequently.
Yes, and governments and corporations are already all over this. Social media is going to make TV look like radio. We're fucked. Brainwashing out the ass and ears is our future. Plus, we'll do it to ourselves.
>>24808848
Hello brave new world!
maybe its just you not beloining here you fucking retard. This site was made for outcasts and autists not about some normie in mild depression after his break up
fucking peices of shit fuck you
>"Just lower your standards anon and you'll get a girlfriend easily"
>"lol nah fuck that"
>go 3 years single
>finally a 7/10 azn qt starts hitting on me
Aww yeeesh, I'm finally back in the game;
How's your love life going, ribbits?
Great. Yeah. Hahaha...I don't have a love life
>>24808633
I've been eating at this nearby place a couple of times a week because this girl that works there shows interest in me.
This is getting to be expensive, but this is the only girl who's showed interest in a while. She seems to like sitting down and bullshitting with me.
>>24808659
Ask her out with some cheesy line like "You've served me dinner for months now, how about I repay the favor?"
>TFW FUCKING RETARDED AND CAN"T LEARN ANYTHING AND HATE SELF AHUAUAUAHUGAHHHAGGNAGNGJKMG<B
>tfw school rewarded us for answering questions as quickly as possible
>tfw just shut down mentally during these moments, never fast enough so why try
>tfw suffering now as an adult, shut down when faced with hard problems because know I can't do it quickly and ashamed it takes me so long
>tfw learning disorder
>>24808443
Try some artistic subjects, anon. You might have some hidden passion/talent for it
>>24808443
>this
I feel for you anon, I did ok in elementary but then came middle school and everyone else was already caught up and I started daydreaming more, started getting bullied. Then the teacher tried to pull this retarded ass shit where she organised us by how well we did, and I was in the back row with the tards, so I just stopped trying then because that was so goddamn humiliating. Ever since then I just didn't talk out loud in class or fuss over homework even though I did "ok" sometimes but teachers are bitches and my classmates were bitches, I just wanted to die. Then came the time to graduate and I was too immature and stupid to wanna try and I didn't wanna believe in myself because that's for pussy normies. Honestly I still look down on "confidence", like "just pick yourself up despite what people think bruh" fuck you fucking normie scum, you don't know what it's like to be an alien in your own body. I should just die already.
im feeling fucking depressed at the moment, im stuck in a relationship i dont want to be in and im too beta to man up and get out of it, i dont want to hurt them. please help
Tell me about your partner and why you don't want to be in the relationship.
Ignore them till they get the message
>>24808318
heres my situation, ive known them for about 4 years know, they bullied me routinely for about 3. We then started hanging out and i eventually told them i liked them romantically, i got rejected badly. Then slowly they started to like me back and it grew into a relationship. Now i feel hardly anything for them while they say that they love me, i feel bad for perpetuating it but im too scared to end it. This is bare bones, there are more details but its just painful
Let's hear it.
What would you do differently if you could turn back time and keep all of your knowledge?
You can't cheat school, meaning you can't go back to when you were 6 or 7 and skip like 4 or 5 years. You can be an excellent student, but you still have to pretend to be your age.
Is this how pathetic your life is that you have to share in your little escapism to get a response and feel a little bit special for having a special snowflake thought?
I seriously owe much of my success to lack of knowledge.
Bitcoin, bet on sporting events, ask out all the girls I fucked after high school that told me they liked me in high school, create a lot of social media things that went on to be worth millions, generally just put my own twist on things and steer the world in the direction I'd rather it go in.
Most of all I'd get my finances in order so that I could marry the girl I dated for 2 years but broke up with because I couldn't get my life together.
I would have liked to have children with her.
>favorite game, album, or anime
>deepest secret
>Max Payne
>Involved in online data-farming on social media
>>24808078
>Dead Island (at the moment)
>I pretended my Grade 12 English teacher was sucking me off when I first got a blowjob from a hooker
Supreme Commander Forged Alliance
>I post here
I'm preferably asking robots with younger sisters and/or experienced something similar.
Here's what happened
> 20 yo., KHV ,NEET ,suicidal/homicidal thoughts, no social life
> Have one younger sister, she turned 8 yesterday
> Cute girl, smart for her age
> Never celebrated birthdays myself, think celebrating them is kinda stupid
> Don't want to be in a room with 10+ people,half of which I don't even know
> Think she knows me well enough and understands that I won't show up
> Just stay in my bed and wallow in self pity
> Later that day get a voicemail on my mobile phone, only contacts are mom and dad and I figured they would just trash talk me again
> Ohboyherewegoagain.jpg
> Little sister used my moms phone to send me this (exact quote):
> "Why'd you do it? You couldn't care less about me! I hate you Anon! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!"
> Barely hold back tears
Is there any way I can unfuck my shit?
she's a gril, she'll forget it by tomorrow
say you're sorry. simple as that
>>24807979
Give her some fire crackers.
It's only 18 days until christmas.
What prezzies have you bought for your family? What have you asked them to get for you?
i was just thinkin of giving my bf a handjob christmas morning or something. make mircowave him some eggs too.
>every year
>'what do you want for christmas anon?'
>'oh, I don't want any presence'
>every year
>christmas morning
>still alive
>>24807869
WHAT APPEARS TO BE THE GRINCH IN A MASK HOLDING A GUN
Any asexual/aromantic robots here?
Seeing lots of posts on this board about sexuality and romance but I simply crave none of it. If I had my own house I would honestly feel satisfied gaming for the rest of my days, not giving a shit about starting a family or finding a partner.
>>24807810
Take this shit to tumblr or >>>/lgbt/ desu senpai.
I kinda feel the same, OP.
Though I do want to have a kid, preferably a son.
If only it was possible to have a kid without needing a woman or use adoption.
pffft hahahahaha
Asexual, they say... more like unable to hook-up due to uglyness/autism.
ITT we post Lily
>>24807786
>lily will never crush your dick is her maido outfit
>>24807862
Cheer up anon-kun! Lily is waiting for you in her maido outfit on the other side!
>>24807912
Original image
>tfw you've been a NEET shut in for a solid decade now
i just want somebody to talk to
pic related, every day
>>24807643
watch anime, play an mmo, etc.
>>24807658
10 fucking years dude
I can't do vidya anymore
cheap entertainment just cant carry me any further
i need human contact
how much longer can it go on?
>>24807696
Where do you live?
Also, how do you get $?
which suicide method is more effective /r9k/?
Hanging or pills? if pills which drugs and how much of them do i need
if hanging what are the chances i'll just become a vegetable or shit my pants during the process?
hanging would be the best if you're alone
pills would be the best if you have company with you
>>24807567
Hanging, obviously. If you have to ask which pills, you shouldn't use pills. Even if you knew what to take, you probably wouldn't be able to get it.
The shitting your pants is just a side effect, it doesn't stop hanging from working.
>>24807567
Fuck hanging. That shit freaks the fuck out of me.
Much rather would OD. Seems a lot less painful.
>December 7, 2015
i dont feel so good
>tfw if you started working out 6 years ago
>tfw if you finished college 2 years ago
>tfw forced to work out of HS to keep up with rent and bills.
I could of had every thing.
But nothing was planned for me, son of poor immigrant parents.
Its all Orge, no college life, no dorm experience, no parties, no clubs, just work.
>>24807535
I MEAN COME ON IT'S NEARLY 2016!
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