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>mfw I get dirty looks from white men and Asian women when they see me, an asian dude, with my blonde girlfriend
Your racism is showing, you white supremacist pieces of shit
After formerly being incel and still being oppressed because of my race, this makes it all worth it.
Dream on, Elliot
you lie, I've dated both blondes and brunettes and nobody gave me any weird looks
What's the most likes you've ever received on a social media post?
Almost 20 faves on a tweet
Please form an orderly line to suck my e-celeb cock
16. Much higher than I would have expected
+450 on a YouTube comment.
It was a joke. About Jews.
Kill me.
If you ever got a GF, how would you prevent her from being a slut?
>>24803918
Satisfy her sexually
>>24803918
There are lots of ways to emotionally and mentally abuse women which, when used properly, will eventually result in them being completely and helplessly dependent on your approval.
>>24805436
This.
Make her feel ugly and inadequate, she will stick to you because she will think she can't get any better.
Let the roast toast
>broken hymen
>wants children
>brown eyes
>nose ring
>tattoos
never
>"I used to party a lot but I've calmed down since then!"
>brags about not leaving the house/having no social life
>makes plans and then bails the day of
>uses multiple social media accounts daily (Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, whatever the fuck else there is)
>texts/uses phone while out with friends/in class
And so much more
>>24803972
I read that line
>And so much more
in his voice.
I fucking hate math. I have always hated math. I will always hate math from the bottom of my heart. Its 1 AM, I have a Statistics Exam tomorrow. I studied for a few hours, and I have no idea what I'm doing. I think I'll just give up and go to bed. Does anyone else know these feels?
>>24803684
I used to. Then one Summer I did nothing but study math at my own pace. When I got to math class the next semester, I aced it. Seriously, having a little bit to study at your own pace makes things so much easier.
math is one of the simplest things there is.
1+1=2 and will always equal 2
there is no opinion in math. it is hard and true and cannot be screwed up
english and philophsey is hard as there is differing opinions and can vastly change from person to person and there is not one simple answer
but math is simple. as one plus one will always equal two.
fucking autists pretend that its a skillful subject
>>24803684
I know the feel. I'm dying in stats as well my friend.
who else is /disappointment/?
>family dinner for little sisters birthday
>aunt and father start discussing my future
>"out of all your children, anon is going to have the worst life and future"
>i choke up and begin to chug water to bring attention away
>father notices and replies "It's not like shes going to listen anyway, it's too late now."
thanks made me laugh
>>24802346
>>24802346
>>24802346
So you're a woman? If you are, I don't give a single fuck, you normie!
>both parents have PHD's.
>insanely smart family
>first born son, parents think I will do great things
>three younger sisters
>show promise in beginning, parents really proud of me
>sister is much smarter than me, she has a genius IQ and was smarter than me despite being younger by two years.
>parents heap all the praise on my younger sister
>she gets her poems and stuff published in newspapers despite being in 3rd grade
>my achievements don't compare
>still try hard to get parents to like me, get straight As and become student government VP.
>sister still outperforms me at everything and gets better grades
>I get into a highly competitive HS, sister gets into an incredibly competitive HS for geniuses
>sister thrives socially and does amazing academically
>I get depressed and my grades fall to Bs
>Other two sisters also smarter than me, getting As
>I don't really do anything in HS, too depressed.
>Sister is scoring internships and has her name credited in an award winning documentary before she is a junior
>eventually get into a decent college, top 50 in country. parents treat me like I got into a community college
>Sister gets into MIT, everyone praises her all the time for it
>other two sisters both get into Brown university
I am the family retard.
What does Japanese vagina taste like?
>>24802302
fish and rice
octopus and seaweed
sashimi
Daily reminder that you are showing the world how autistic you are by wearing running shoes in public, especially New Balance.
>New Balance
>Dad jeans
>Cargo shorts
Autism kills
>>24801432
Good tip, OP. Here are some other flags for an unfuckable, social outcast:
>anime wallpaper on desktop/laptop
>cargo shorts, esp. if camo
>white socks worn outside of exercise
>uses ebin memes as a large part of his 'humor'
>complains his sarcasm or humor is "too advanced for everyone"
>has something other than his face as his profile picture on normiebook
>poor eye contact
>hunched; poor posture
>>24801432
>I'm autistic because I don't want to wear nigger shoes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqT0iFZifgw
no unique snowflake mu shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAFk0cu6gJs
I can't listen to this whole song, makes me want to cry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKpflHueZAk
>>24800063
i dig it son. shit is fire
who's your favorite girl from /mtfg/, /r9k/?
I don't know what that means and this was the first Google result.
ufufu. i can't believe she's fucking dead tho
Edgar is absolutely feminine
guys, is it wrong to lie to an underage girl so she keeps being my personal camwhore ?
Yes. Feel free to keep doing it, but don't delude yourself about being a good person.
Wrong doesn't real.
Yep, I'd argue it is but then again I live my life with a horrible guilt issues so take my opinion with a grain of salt.
The choice of your life
>tfw hypothetical shit that I will never have
just stop
>>24792003
Musician
Singlehandedly destroy the corupt music business.
Plot twist: The scroll you receive if green shows up blank.
>tfw every qt guy you meet has shit taste in vidya
>tfw the guy you met on grindr doesn't like anal prolapse play
Fucking prudes
>tfw you will never have Makoto as your bf
Life is suffering ;_;
>tfw girls have even worse taste
one of these threads
template in next post
>>24785467
template blox
>>24785467
name of the porn actress?
>>24785535
Monroe.
Normies are more tolerant about fucking another man in the ass than being attracted to young girls.
Normies please explain.
They find a grown man being attracted to someone who is only now getting into the throes of puberty wrong.
Also being gay is starting to become more and more acceptable.
All normies are gay
BAM
>>24806135
pedos are the true degenerates, anon. that's all there really is to it.
