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>tfw no belly gf harem
>tfw no belly gf to snuggle in bed with on winters nights
more belly gfs for those with lighter tastes
>>24763012
>Beccabae
you have good taste in fat chicks anon
ITT We're all coworkers at the community center pool (lifeguards, janitors, etc.)
THE CHLORINE IS READY FOR RAPID CONVERSION TO GASEOUS FORM
THE CHANGING ROOMS ARE ALL LOCKED AND THE LADDERS REMOVED
THE PLAN IS GO
I REPEAT, THE PLAN IS GO
DEUS VULT
>not fenced off
how many kids die in that each year?
>>24799160
POOLS CLOSED DO TO AIDS
Is there some scientific reason for feeling emotions in your stomach area?
You know the phrase, "butterflies in my stomach"
Excitement, Fear, Anxiety, Jealousy, Anger. Why do they manifest in your stomach?'
Didn't know what board this what be relevant on.
>>24799083
Its called the enteric nervous system, basically, you have similar type of neurons as you do in your brain in your gut.
>>24799198
Bullshit you fucking liar
I get it in my stomach and lower back
and i dont like it one bit
>always told that trades are easy to get into
>look into plumbing
>becomming an apprentice is like applying for college, they require a high school diploma (don't have one)
>have to be an apprentice for 3 years until you're even allowed to apply to take the test to become a plumber
>have to be a journeyman plumber for 2 years until you can be a master plumber
LE TRADES ARE EASY MEME
>>24798434
do you hav a plan B?
What's so great about plums anyway
>>24798434
Right but my buddy was an apprentice plumber for a while and that's like a job. You get paid and shit.
He stopped doing it after a while idk what he does now haven't talked to him in a while.
JUMMANJUMMANJUMMAN
THEM BOYS UP 2 SOMETHIN
>>24798336
BUMPMANBUMPMANBUMPMANBUMPMANBUMP MAN
>>24798336
NOBLE NOBLE NOBLE NOBLE
EATIN IN MYY PRIVATE JET
>>24798662
>NOBLE
So uncultured it hurts.
http://www.noburestaurants.com/
>tfw I wish I was asexual
sex is such a stupid, primal, animalistic part of life and its appeal is used by corporations to exploit and manipulate both men and women, and we do stupid stupid things for just even the chance of sticking our dicking somewhere or getting our holes filled.
I've had sex before, but even then some girls were complaining that I wasn't fucking them enough and they broke up with me.
Even just masturbation is such a stupid biological process. I take literally no pleasure in it except for the actual cumming for a few seconds, it's just like a "get this out of me" feeling like I'm cleaning earwax out of my ears. I've even gone past the point of watching porn.
What say you, r9k?
>>24798279
I'll probably never lose my virginity so it would be nice to not have these urges that I know won't be fulfilled. Is there any way to deliberately lower your sex drive?
yupnow get over it
>>24798543
the dog in the original posters webmaster video has probably been neutered and it still acts like that
you could cut your balls off and still be horny a lot
Isn't it past your bedtime wagekeks?
you need a good solid 8 hours to be more productive at work. Hope you had a good weekend, Don't they just fly by?
I'm going to have a nice lie in tomorrow~
>me, tomorrow morning at 11:30 as I sleep in for the 9,000th consecutive day
yeah, it really sucks.
>tfw hugging a pillow and jacking off while thinking about fucking my waifu HARD
Do you fap to your waifu /r9k/?
No, because my love of my waifu is pure.
I can count the number of times I've fapped to her, EVER, on one hand.
>>24797523
>not wanting to give her the wildest time of her life
>not wanting to bond with her in the most natural way there is
Rin a shit
Katawa Shitjo a shit.
should i work out to become physicaly chad but reject every singel girl and make them feel bad
working out won't fix your shit personality anon
>>24797404
It helps to change it my man.
>>24797404
>implying girls care about personality
You have 10 seconds to justify why you're still calling girl's sluts in 2015.
I literally have nothing better to do
>>24797060
Dude what are you speaking about, it's 2016 already, don't dwell in the past, Aniki, life is too short.
> See you later, Space Cowboy
Judging is fun.
Does any fembot want to chat? I need a new girl best friend.
How old are you?
Originalcomment
>>24797226
23 here and yourself?
>>24797378
I am 18 years
ITT: Share dreams that make you feel unwanted feels.
Lately I've been having this recurring dream of being on top of a giant tower overlooking an enormous city-wide party dedicated to me. On the tower I'm joined by friends and family who congratulate me on whatever it was I did to warrant this party.
All of my favourite music's blaring wildly as all around me people are just dancing and having fun, and from the middle of the crowd, my oneitis show up, and without a word, she just kisses me. That's where the dream ends.
Beyond the simple idea of having my oneitis just kiss me out of the blue like that, having an entire party dedicated to me, and having the approval of so many people and then waking up to know none of that will never happen is enough to just make me not want to get out of bed.
>arrange in dream to meet up with qt foreign guy i've been seeing
>go to meeting place, he looks sheepish
>foreign girl screams at me and chases me off while he stares blankly
>she's his gf he's been cheating on with me while he's on a year abroad
>wake up next to him
>he cuddles me cause I look sad, feel romantic feels
>think about confronting him
>don't because i'm beta
it's all going to end in tears
>all these people with weird wish fulfillment dreams
>allvof my dreams are just absurdist nonsense
Uhh
I once had a dream where I was walking through a bombed out ruin city and I met my highschool oneitis in a parking garage and she had on some weird pirate/witch costume
Does that mean anything to anyone?
I need to write these down more often.
>tfw all my dreams are of minor inconveniences
I had a dream once where I poured a bowl of cereal and there was no milk, like that was the whole dream.
For 100 billion dollars, would you allow 1000 men to butt fuck in a 7 day live tv event?
>ps; all the men will be disease free, but they will finish in your ass if they so please.
Think about your answer, then tell me why or why not.
>>24796260
yes how is that even a question
>>24796260
edit; would you allow 1000 men to butt fuck you in a 7 day live tv event?*
>>24796260
yes
because i would get 100 billion dollars
pretty cut and dry famalam
Why are guys in shows so fucking big all the time now?
It's like they've started filming everything from a woman's perspective. There are so many shows like this and when I see the giant dudes, I assume it's for women and I immediately don't wanna watch because I think it's gonna be all about drama and love triangles with little to no actual substance at all.
>>24796173
Big guys are hot and are attractive to women. It's the same reason girls in shows are slim and pretty.
How insecure can you get?
possibly because they're all actors and are that big for their job...possibly
Can you imagine if this movie was made today.
This giant would be fucking jacked.
You can thank roids and people like arnold for subconciously raising the bar.
You'd be very surprised just how many dudes out there take testosterone at least just for better instagram pics.
Do girls really put make up just for fun?
No, they do it for Cocks.
No, but they do lie to themselves for fun.
>>24796149
some do, maybe. i can believe it.
I like playing the guitar and I've literally never played for anyone.
