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>Bought tinder plus so I could send more likes and superlikes
>Got 20 matches after 2 days
>Some are really hot, others really ugly, the rest average
>Every single convo dies down and they stop responding
how do I win at this?
Stop trying to make conversation on Tinder and ask them out instead
If they don't want to meet you in person, move on to the next one
>>24788873
Trial and error bro. Good game comes with practice.
>>24788904
'lets smash'
I'm a pharmacy student about to take DXM.
Ask me anything/any recommendations?
>>24788801
How do you deal with procrastination?
Have being doing so-so throughout the semester, now only about a week left to study and save my organic chemistry I via finale. But the thing is that the material is cumulative, and I have been fucking around not studying (hence why I need to save it).
The procrastination is kicking in hard. This tends to happen pretty damn often, which over the year made me hate myself.
>>24788880
I don't usually procrastinate, I usually do things as when they are presented.
When I do, however I usually just just stay up on caffeine supplements and coffee and get things done.
>>24788985
Therefore pharmacy huh?
Damn, this procrastination is crippling.
Hi Wagekeks. While your heads are POINDING from a BRUTAL HANGOVER, I'm at dunkin wit a delicious egg sandwich and coffee. Chow.
W-what does this have to do with wagekek a exactly?
>>24788793
Thisguy knows how to relax with a delicious meal bought with taxpayers money
am i paranoid to think that this could very well be a viral marketing scheme?
>walking manually
Is there a worse feeling?
There is not
Like on your hands?
Breathing manually.
Why do weebs like Asians so much? Is it because of the anime?
>tfw my mom was adopted by Asians
>grew up eating Asian food
>my house had lots of Asian shit in it
>everyone thinks I'm an eternal weeaboo
why is that pig wearing a wig???
>>24788559
Holy fucking shit it looks like a fucking mask.
And yes, they think every asian is like the girls in their japanese animes.
who else /uninterestedinsex/ here?
i fap a lot but i sufficiently enjoy doing so
I dont even care about masturbating anymore, i do it whenever if i feel like it and i get no joy from it. I dont care about anything tbqh
>>24789288
dude you sound based
howd you get to such a zenith of inaction? you neet?
>>24789538
I dont neet im a student, no work though.
Got to this state by just thinking alot on various topics. Its not just a mental state, its also a way of thinking namean.
Ask me anything about it
How old are you? blx
>>24788390
How much does she squeal?
are their vaginas really sideways
What are some similar works to Legend of the Galactic Heroes or Dune wherein a person becomes a great ruler/emperor/king?
bumping this god emperor thread up
>>24788339
Wheel of time. Fucking Rand al'Thor.
>>24788339
The latter books of the Sword of Truth.
>go to omegle
>play keyboard
>3 people say i'm very good
>1 black kid tells me i'm a retard for reasons unknown
>he skips me as I attempt to call him a retard
Niggers. WWTL?
lol btfo whitey nerd
>tfw I have actually cried from a post on r9k calling me names
It once was really bad. I almost had a breakdown and was a wreck.
>>24788316
Ok Cretin ;) CRETIN top kek
You have been muted for two seconds because your comment was not original.
Holy shit I was nearly killed by my GF's dad
>Be scrawny betafag, 2/10
>playing tri force heroes on 3ds in high school
>qt asian girl walks up, 7/10, notices me playing zelda
>she actually fucking talks to me
>turns out she's a huge nintendo fan too, and she mentions having a wii u with wind waker hd on it at her place
>one week later, I go to her house
>"be careful anon, my dads a tough guy, and he's really overprotective"
>I open the door am suddenly greeted with... a 6'3 giant black man
>holy fuck
>pic related, dads face
> dude welcomes me inside and gives me a firm handshake
>did I say firm handshake? He gave me a handshake the same way T-rex gives a hickey
>i manage to tear my mangled hand out of his herculean grip
>is still throbbing as i type this
>GF runs upstairs to get wii u ready
>father picks me up by my shirt when she leaves
>"you hurt my daughter, I kill you"
>drops me like a sack of potatoes
>deepregret.jpg
>later, eating dinner with dad and GF after playing wii u
>dad serves some kind of spaghetti thing with spices
>dad gives whole "what are your intentions with my daughter" bullshit
>literally all i think as i stare at my plate is "Never Forgetti"
>fuckmemes
>dad notices my silence and gives me a Medusa stare
>i look away
>playing more video games later, upstairs
>GF leans close
>ahhh yes sexy tiem
>"anon, I was kidnapped"
>youfuckingwhat
>"the guy downstairs is not my dad, he's a dangerous veteran keeping me as a slave"
>"he nearly joined the marines"
>John Cena joke?
>fuck you
>Im terrified, no way to call the cops and not get killed, if this madman sees sirens he'll murder my ass
>I decide that we should try to get out of the house
>she agrees
>we carefully open the door leading to the stairs
>>24788277
>just looking at a 6'3 black man almost killed you
damn, you really are a betafag
>the "dad" is standing right there
>OH FUCK
>he grabs me by the collar and drags me downstairs, gf is screaming, her dog is barking like crazy
>dude drags me outback
>did I mention they live on a fucking farm?
>nowhere to go.jpg
>dog stops barking and looks at me blankly
>mansbestfriendmywartyass.jpg
>"dad" looks me in the eyes
>"you are a bitch, and im gonna kill your scrawny ass"
>or something like that. I was scared, mmkay?
>dude grabs a shovel
>I shout out some bullshit anime line, something like "I wont let you hurt her!"
>man looks at me critically
>"what the fuck are you going to do?"
>"anything it takes!"
>man stares at me, and stares, then he starts cracking up
>he says: "read the first letter of every sentence"
>just kidding, I wouldnt do you like that
>he actually says: "you fucking goofball idiot, come 'ere"
>gives me a hug
>daughter walks out
>she's laughing too
>I feel betrayed as fuck. This was a prank
>dad explains "lots of guys just want my daughter for bad reasons, but you actually care about her, so you have my blessing."
>"even if you are ugly as fuck."
>GF and dad laugh together
>I start nervously laughing too, until I see something
>a patch of white skin on the dads neck
>"YOU CAN'T FOOL ME" I say as I rip off his human flesh-mask, revealing John Cena
>John Cena murders his daughter
>we fuck
>fuck you
>but also have a merry christmas
>but also fuck you
Roll dubs and I will post link for humble bundle
Wtf is humble bundle?
>>24788230
rolling fagyots
but how would I ensure that I get the bundle and not some thieving asshole?
Why do you guys even want a girlfriend?
Girls are almost all the same, same interests, same dislikes, same opinions.
>>24788177
not quite t b q h f a m i l y
to kiss and cuddle
>>24788177
teehee great thread familia
3 months ago i stop caring
i dont care about having a gf anymore
everything is a bit better this way
who else /giveup/ here?
>>24788128
Same here, unfortunately I stopped caring about the rest of life too. Why leave your house when nobody likes you?
This is completely true
Once you stop caring about social life/gfs/financial issues everything becomes fucking great
>>24788128
Why should we get gf's?
It's not like they'll appreciate us.
Who /comfy/ here?
>TFW ex talks to me
>TFW she tells me she's not a virgin anymore
>TFW still virgin
WTF ROBOTS ALL I WANT IS TO GET LAID REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why didn't you fuck her while you were dating phanpy?
>tfw your gf has a bigger penis than you
why is life so unfair?
>>24788133
it was LDR. fampai
Why is it okay for women to be suicidal and not men?
Because in this modern society, women are overly privileged and protected.
>>24788043
what is this based on shut up
>>24788043
suicide is seen as giving up, giving up is a sign of weakness, and weakness is for women.
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