robot /fa/ thread? how do you anons present yourselves on the daily?
gimme that template youngin
>>24791925
You look like the biggest faggot ever
>>24791925
>a metal mask
You're a big guy
>be me
>25 y/o kissless virgin
>live in bulgaria
>shit wagekek job
>200 euros a month
>live with my parents
>parents have told me several times before I am a huge disappointment
>be a single child so this makes it even worse
>depression, social anxiety
>family...
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Bump fgt
>get drunk
>listen to good music
>life is good?
>>24791753
E o6te edin brat tuka. Pone sum samo na 23.
>tfw no gf
>tfw being stalked by irrumirati
>tfw reality crumbles around you
>tfw /x/ bans you constantly because real shit gets banned and fake shit is allowed
>tfw all alone and no friends
>tfw you want out of this existance because you believe you live in a simulated world
>tfw on may 20 2013 i had the chance to meet a woman (it was a magical kind of...
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>tfw you are a great general as i learned in a video game and cant use it*
sorry
stfu hanz
>>24791768
shit. the devil has send his troops here too. fuck. are you guys really everywhere?
Should I create a new imageboard /r9k/?
Maybe make one without a domain so it scares normies away because they have to type in the ip address.
sure senpai tb quite h
Good idea mang
>>24791672
Please.
HURRY.
Are you a femanon? Do you want a free bf? Look no further! I will be your bf, for free, at no cost for you. There are no exceptions, you just have to be biologically female. Email me for more information:
[email protected]
>>24791620
>There are no exceptions
>you just have to be biologically female
Fucking dropped shitlord
What are your hobbies?
What are your favorite books?
>>24791620
>putting pussy on a pedestal
Fuck off. You're the reason why they can get away with this shit.
>tfw 5'3"
>tfw 95lbs
>tfw have never, ever won in arm wrestling against somebody
>tfw my oneitis says I'm too weak to fight her, let alone protect her
>tfw there are literal Middle Schoolers who are taller than me
>tfw my baby cousin says I'm ugly and I look like a girl
>tfw the only person I talk to is probably becoming a whore at college
Is...
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I bet you're a qt OP
R u white this is important
>>24791506
I bet you're gorgeous. I want a tiny bf so bad. ;_;
>autistic permavirgin
>5'5" manlet
>inherited tiny white dick from betamax white father
>inherited hideous facial features from ugly Asian mother
>hated all non-white guys
>lusted after Aryan-looking blonde girls
>kucked by Asian guys
>scapegoated minority men and white women for his colossal betafaggotry
He was 5'9" wasn't he?
Als
>>24791391
I thought Elliot was taller than 5'5
I can't think of anyone else.
Someone who actually went to r9k would be good but an anonymous won't get that much renown and it can absolutely not be a tripfag or any shit like that.
Elliot feels like a personal friend to me when I watch his videos, it's very comfortable.
Her only requirements for a man is to be tall and have broad shoulders
Do you meet those requirements?
>>24791338
6'4" here...
Women hate me, short bros don't let this shit bother you, if you are not attractive height does not matter.
>>24791338
any woman that ever describes herself as a "dork" "nerd" "geek" etc raises huge red flagsmaybe my standards are too high, fuck
>>24791806
>tfw I'm a whole foot shorter than you
I wish I could believe that, but I know a few guys who are pretty ugly but they're around 6'2-6'3 and they get girls fairly often.
Being tall and not good looking isn't the best combination, but it's still far better than being a midget and ugly, or even average looking
>tfw lost my entire rare pepe folder
>went without it for a almost a year
>thought i would never see it again
>find old thread in archive where i literally dumped them all
>save each and every one of them
>got my entire folder back
>mfw
>>24791189
shut the fuck up you meme loving retard.
im cringing so hard
>>24791189
link to thread? I need a few pepes
>>24791189
That must have felt great, post some rare ones to celebrate
at this point I've seen all of them, but I rarely save them so it's good to see the less posted ones
who here keeps track of how many girls they fucked ?
hookers + relationshits + flings included
I think my official tally is 30 so far
black - BBCPVJ
white- BBCPVJ
asian- BBCPVJ
-latina - BBCPVJ
>>24791156
oh and 2 traps/trans
asian - BBCP BP
white - BBCP BP
>>24791156
of course I do, it's easy to keep track of zero.
>tfw like an escort more than my gf
I am sad, alone, feeling helpless. Nobody will ever understand, let alone love me. The people around me are shallow and unempathetic. I'd like to say they're my enemies, but reality is worse: They don't give a shit about me. I'm like a dog turd on the sidewalk to them. Some might kick me for fun, but most of them only avoid me with contempt. In this lonely existence there is nothing I can enjoy. Everything appears dull and pointless. I've tried psychotherapy, I took my meds. For years I thought the reasons for my depression must be internal. Maybe it...
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How old are you?
(original post)
See the irony is most people actually understand you incredibly well- because almost everyone feels this way on the inside
You are very well understood, it's just a part of that understanding is the inability to communicate it
Maybe not loved
But we are all in this together
>>24791125
21
(Also original post )
Behold, the Asperger's subreddit's guide to social interaction:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UVVn9f8Q5K0GzYz0vqj7ywWDGVGJ8XRbp58_1gBayW8/edit
Holy shit and I thought I was autistic.
Someone paste text please.
>>24791091
Their formatting is a fucking mess so give me a second to put the complete parts aside.
lmao you can actually edit it to your pleasing.
Is it even possible for someone to acquire a gun in the UK? If so how?
>>24790784
Uh how about you go get a license and buy one?
Fucking idiot
>>24790784
Ask someone named Jamal or Muhammed.
>>24790784
> drive to USA
> buy gun
> drive back to UK
Post songs, bands, lyrics or even your own creations, I want some musical feels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJSoZa2aTrE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MRdtXWcgIw
original content is a foot.
Stay home you anon
Who here doesn't give a shit about anyting anymore?
>tfw I don't read books
>tfw I don't watch TV
>tfw I avoid my "friends"
>tfw I don't fap anymore
>tfw I don't like playing vydia
I just want to be alone and browse 4chan all day. I'm mentally ill?
yeah we are. I wonder where we go from here?
>tfw 'yes'
>>24790718
I play like dayz on a fort night every now and then
I download some porn torrents and watch but don't fap to them mostly trap stuff
but yeah mostly 4chins
I'm 29 and just getting numb
I've had sex and relationshits b4 inb4 norman