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>tfw it's the end of the semester and after a streak of good grades, piling up of end-of-year work is causing a resurgence of my apathy, nihilism, and incomplete assignments
I can't be the only one.
I thought this was really going to be the semester I got my shit together but I just flat out didn't do my term paper in philosophy and have yet to turn in a paper for lit that I got an extension on already. I'm starting to question just dropping out of college and finding work in some area that doesn't require too much schooling.
>>24794085
>I'm starting to question just dropping out of college and finding work in some area that doesn't require too much schooling.
Fuck you. Do you know what I would give for the chance to get an education?
I'm in nursing school. I have a huge test tomorrow, then two finals on Wednesday. I aint studied shit. On one hand I want to get into the honors society so I have to keep my grades up. On the other hand it's so much easier just to keep drinking and take my C. Nursing is hard, but even then I'm so much better than everyone I am top 25% without even trying and pull Cs without studying. I brown nose my ass off so the teachers all like me. We don't get many males in here either so there is pressure from administration to keep us around. It's not like I have to do advanced practice. With just a 2 year degree nurses make 70k. In the grand scheme of things how much more is 180k/yr? I would be able to retire a couple years less of working I guess, but it's also a couple years longer in school, and it really comes out to be the same after you factor in potential cost of years not working and cost of the masters degree.
Fuck it. I just want to get 500k saved up and then work per diem a couple days each month to cover any frivolous spending I want.Ambition is exhausting. What's the point of being so much smarter than everyone if you don't use it to just coast by on minimal effort?
>>24794085
I started feeling empathy, then suddenly
>philosophy
>lit
get fucked, man. you are literally studying the easiest shit there is.
try STEM, med, or law, then you can whine.
So a few nights ago I met this girl and I think she liked me because she gave me a blowjob so I asked her for her number. Anyway she hasn't responded to any of my calls/voice mails. What should I do?
>thinking a blowjob means something
I feel sorry for you
>>24793862
Move on with your life.
>>24793886
why would someone put their mouth on someone else's genitald if they weren't at least moderately attracted to them?
serious question desu
How much semen do you think you've produced in your lifetime so far?
730 litre
24684 fl oz
>>24793823
probably 4 liters.
16 Gallons
Stop with your misogyny, this is your second and last warning, there will be consequences.
Cool.friendly reminder that Anonymous started on 4chan
>>24793771
how are facts misogyny?
You Pc, Bro?
What does /r9k/ smoke?
I was thinking about buying some herbal blends to smoke since I didn't want to get hooked on tobacco.
I mean you can try these they're the cigarettes the actors from Mad Men are always smoking.
There's nothing enjoyable about smoking it feels foreign and toxic to your lungs, throat, unless it's getting you high I wouldn't smoke just for smokes sake.
It's really not a pleasant sensation feels like painful fire and foreignness in your throat and lungs
>>24794053tobacco free cigarettes. Pointless really. I'd lose the autistic obsession with thinking I wanted to smoke herbs for fun. It's not as enjoyable as you think. Will ultimately disappoint.
Although, you could buy Damiana and blue lotus and smoke that
Pipefag here.
>show it to us anon! we won't laugh unless it's under 7", we promise!
>>24793612
What do you want me to show you senpai?
It needs to be hard first so why don't you let me take off that top for you.
Why are these slags always posted everywhere?
I post on reddit as well as /r/4chan, and while I understand the hate towards reddit in general, I don't know get why everyone cares so much, neither website really matters all that much in the grand scheme of things
You can usually tell when a poster browses both reddit and 4chan and when a poster browses exclusively 4chan. I couldn't care less about reddit but I wish reddit users would stop coming here as well. Isn't one website enough?
>>24793568
you should really return to /r/4chan and never come back you cancerous piece of shit. you could do that or kill yourself
>>24793645
>Isn't one website enough
Do you browse other websites?
Hey /r9k/
Give me any topic and I'll write a poem about it.
pic obviously unrelated
throat fuckin'
>>24793475
jihadi john
>>24793487
Some men they like anal sex,
And other men vaginal,
But I don't care unless my dick,
is nearing somewhere spinal.
Oral pansies can suffice,
With just a spit and lick,
But me I need her tonsils,
To rub against my dick.
The feeling is exquisite,
Yes it's really fucking GOAT,
To take a gal and shove your dick,
right down her fucking throat.
Remember when gas was $4+ a gallon?
it's still equivalent to 8USD per gallon. luckily diesel is only like 7.5 dollars
t: eurofag
Just filled up Premium for 2.23$/gallon.
Feels good. Those are like early 2000s prices.
>>24793450
No because I'm not from California.
Why is this board so racist?
>>24793442
Because niggers are scary af.
>>24793442
because anyone who isn't white is subhuman scum 2bh family
>>24793442
it didn't used to be /pol/ spilled over during the normy invasion
When was the last time you remember being happy?
I honestly can't remember. I think about 5 years ago when I was doing well in school and looking forward to classes.
>>24793432
Stop not doing what makes you happy bro, you need change.
>>24793432
last time i left my appartment. a moth ago.
>>24793544
I feel like I have no motivation or energy to do anything. I just want to sleep and never wake up.
Somebody please just answer me! Please!
Hey how are you my friend :^D
>>24793128
Live in your car and get a job faggot
>>24793162
>tfw I really am about to lose my house
OK.
Anyone else here fuck their pillow. if you cut a hole in it then the cotton feel really good and tight. you can also cuddle it afterward, or close your eyes and squeeze it and its just like cuddling a girl. Srsly sex dolls cost $2,500 min, pillows aint a bad thing to fuck.
>>24793112
Yes I fuck pillows too
>>24793112
Guess im the only one
>>24794078
Not at all op. Cutting a whole is completely unnecessary though. Just Put some towel around it and form some kind of hole.
Why is this the only good anime?
>>24793109
Because you're a moron and think pretentious intellectual shit is good.
That's not Neon Genesis Evangelion
>>24793151
>pretentious
Thanks for letting me know you're a moron
Has anyone here fucked a family member?
I have been joing to my sister fucking her bf the past few nights and I feel bad.
>>24793107
Cousin when we were both younger. Quite a bit actually.
>>24793107
>joing
?
>>24793107
do you know how to speak english nigga?
