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>"oh, uhhhh.. hey anon... Is your roommate, Chad here, I had a surprise of the sexual variety to give him"
How much of a kuck do you have to be to even think about these situations?
>>24801174
>Of the sexual variety
No one talks like this you autismal fuck
I, uh, I mean no, he just stepped out, but uh, but you can come in and wait if you want, I'm just doing some writing uh did I tell you I'm an author? You can leave this part out right?
What do you think Hell is like?
>>24801065
This is hell.
Better than life, because at least you know you're fucked for good and there's no way out. In a way, there's no responsibility; the bridges have been burned, you can suffer in... peace. True hell is knowing that you must continue even though you could give up.
>>24801065
Instead of giving people value, value would be assigned to inanimate objects, technically of little worth but statistically unlikely to be copied. Instead of helping people, we would trade them tiny fancy chunks of metal, to avoid the issue of them fucking us in the ass by not being a bro.
Hell is using coins, every day. Hell is where the bus driver recognises you but he wants to see your ID just in case you forgot it that one day. Hell is where the bank has your money and knows who you are, but today there is a blackout, or an "error". Hell is when nurses on 24-hour shifts attempt to intubate you.
Hell is earth, and god is money.
had anyones life gotten better on /r9k/
>>24800885
2015 has been a phenomenal year for me
I even feel like I don't belong on arkanine
i used to think life could get better now i know it will never get better
is that better
>>24800911
Nice my school year started out shit and i was failing calculus physics and spanish and i finally got them up to a b-
Its time to play Mega clit or Micro dick!
>bottom of clit/dick is censored so that the presence or lack of of testicles does not give it away!
Mega clit
>>24800857
>what is urethra
you didn't think this game through.
>>24800857
Micro dick
>ok class who wants to team up with anon
>tell the class one thing you enjoy doing in your spare time
>>24800907
MASTURBATING oh wait shit fucking damnit
>tfw didn't find a group
>tfw teacher doesn't notice
>fembots
If anyone has anything like this feel free to share
That feel when no qt scene fembots gf
Kill me senpai
Lmao meme hard
>femblox
>>24800608
This post is a robot post lmao anyone got anything else?
If I call at 8AM tomorrow morning and find out that I'm fucked, I don't think I could take it.
Posting in a CNN thread
FIRST FOR FLAT CHESTED GIRLS
TITTYCOWS BTFO!
>>24800524
Let us know how it goes, anon. Good luck.
Screencapped for potential epic thread
Why don't you run, robots?
It can be miserable experience in the moment, but afterwards you'll feel much more alive.
>>24800454
seriously nigger? it's fucking december
>>24800565
Then do it indoors you pansy.
id rather just stand
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2663889/Standing-three-hours-day-health-benefits-10-marathons-says-leading-doctor.html
Is it possible for a women to not be a slut for at least 30 minutes?
>>24800425
Well, there is a woman right next to her fully clothed in a normal seating position
>>24800508
how dare you deny me my anecdote informed narrative
>>24800508
You don't know what she did after the photo was taken.
Who /leftist but not SJW/ here?
Unfortunately the left (world wide) has fused economic justice with social justice.
You're better off joining a right-wing party and influencing their economic policies from within, desu senpai.
>>24800402
Social democracy when?
>>24801190
Social democracy is infested with SJW, feminist policies.
>"Anon smile I want to take a picture of you to show to my friends"
*muffled laughing*
>>24800385
*teleports behind her*
TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS!!!
*unsheathes giant katana*
>>24800436
but how can she take a picture if ur behind her
>Really? Well, give me the phone and I'll take a nice cheesy selfie for you :))
You then proceed to smash the phone and scatter the pieces about the floor.
Call 911 right now and see if you'll reconsider that thought.
These angels on wheels will never abandon you.
>>24800353
Society didn't abandon me, I'm abandoning it because our desires, goals, and overall motives are either different or incompatible.
It's a logical choice, but thanks for doing you 'duty' I guess. Bravo guys.
>>24799285
I'm this guy, nice thread. I work with the RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police). You can ask me anything if you wish.
>>24800450
Is loli illegal?
Welcome to the Frog & Feels Tavern. Have a drink, have some feels. What can I get for you?
Give me the big dick surprise.
just a seltzer please.
>>24800295
I don't think I know what drink is. What's in it? Or I could get you a Sex on the Beach; it's kind of close.
>>24800304
One seltzer, coming right up.
Imagine, you get to fuck the most beautiful women you've seen in your life....but she will only do it if you enter a threeway with Chad, who wants to fuck you in the ass. Would you accept?
is this supposed to be a hard question
>>24799991
i have done this and it was very rewarding. I am bi though so the question doesn't quite work.
>>24799991
forget the woman, I am all about the d
>cutfags experienced this
lmao, losers
>tfw it makes me more godly>>24799849
>>24799849
>>24799888
the nile isn't only a river in africa it seems
It's just extra skin lol. If it wasn't meant to be cut off then god wouldn't have put it there
