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Fembots, at what age did you start feeling jealousy towards girls like the one in my pic?

Do you still feel jealous or is it something you come to terms with eventually?

If you still feel jealous, what sorts of things trigger your jealousy? For example, can you notice if your boyfriend or husband is checking out other girls?
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That girl isn't hot.
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>>24807492
She could steal your boyfriend fembot.
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shes an average 4-5/10

fucking /soc/ and its looks inflation

shut that hellhole down @moot

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>eat
>feel fat
>work out
>feel hungry
>eat
>feel fat
>work out
>feel hungry
>still gain weight
>repeat ad infinitum
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work out more faggot
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>feel hungry
>doesnt eat
there you go you fucking land whale
black coffee helps, and cigs too for /fa/
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>feel hungry
>eat
>feel fat
>eat
>gain weight
>don't care
it's great

Have you ever had a tutor?

i.e. a private teacher that visits your house and gives one-on-one lessons.

What was it like?

Just curious about your memories.
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Yes.
She was a friend of my mom's.
She was like 40, but kept wearing stockings and skirts and would cross her legs when sitting next to me. She kept nibbling the table with her feet and I have a foot fetish.

She was all business though.
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I use to have nice ass math teacher who is gave private lessons
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I have never had a tutor, but I have been a tutor.

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pic very related, this game was the biggest let down
>be like 14
>hear about it like 2 years before its supposed to come out
>get stoked
>read every gamepro and gameinformer article about it each month
>trailer comes out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN5ZsnFV2KU [Embed]
>holyshit.jpg
>getting more and more excited
>game gets delayed by like a year
>so bummed out, I think I had reserved it and everything
>masterbating one night
>thoughts drift off to Prototype
>he can transform his body into weapons AND absorb people and take their form!
>He can read minds and you can upgrade all of his abilities as the game goes on!
>forget I'm still jacking off
>mfw I came thinking about Alex Mercer..
Then after getting delayed again, the game finally comes out like 2 years later
>graphics are out dated as shit
>super repetitive game play
>the powers are fun but there's literally no challenge, you can easily kill anyone
>shit story
>the flashback memories were always stupid
>finished game and didn't play it again ever
>didn't even bother getting the 2nd one
>heard it sucked
that game was just as upsetting as Destroy All Humans: Path of The Furon
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Prototype doesn't come close to pic related.
>tfw paid $60 for this shit
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Brink was probably the most disappointing thing I ever played.
I beat the game on both sides and got every weapon mod in like an hour after getting it.
That or Duke Nukem Forever
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>>24806775
I saw duke at a game stop for 3 bucks, worth it or overpriced?

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What did you get in your advent calender this morning?
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>Poleaboo missed his signing on date

Looks like he can fuck up anything haha
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>gonna get ears pierced

Which one should I get? I just want to wear some of those gemstone teardrop earrings.

So pair lobes should be it right? what the fuck is BCR/ball/ball with gold? is it the piercer itself that I have to keep in?


Also I feel really posh, I'm gonna broil myself some steak from tesco or asda whatever is cheaper.

Was thinking of getting rump, cause it's always good even if the quality is just average/ok, as compared to sirloin/rib eye which is really shitty if "average".
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>>24806733
Had a chat with Kyle (Poleaboo) over skype last night. Really weird kid.

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Boy weekends sure do move fast, don't they wagie?
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>tfw don't have work at all this week
>tfw got my Christmas bonus early
>tfw have a date with a qt azn lined up this weekend
>tfw going back home over the holidays to meet up with friends and family

>tfw op is just going to sit in his room that smells of shit all day
>tfw op is going to hide from his relatives over christmas because he can't face them asking him "when will you get a girlfriend anon"?
>tfw op will be in this same situation next year

lol
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What's a boy weekend?
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why are all neets such bullies?

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Robot music thread.

What're you /jammin/ to, /r9k/? Let us hear it, whether it is sad, funky, or electric.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWdOWDZAORM
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some pleasant tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRQnHmF2jtI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkARznrEjOY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QuYQEFEeKU&feature=youtu.be

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posts that have hit you hard
pic related
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this one right here

fuvk da robot
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>>24802173
forgot da pic
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>>24802129
>you will never be able to speak without feeling like you're bothering someone
I teared up at this.

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>I don't understand how anyone could be depressed.
>Life is amazing.
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>I'm gonna get turnt this weekend

honestly heard some dude say this in class last week.
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>I'M ONE OF YOU SEE! XD
>LE EPIN BLACK PILL!!!
>WATCH ME SHILL MY JEWTUBE VIDEOS!
>UPBOAT DIS GUISE!!
>I'M GUNNA KILL MYSELF, FOR REAL THIS TIME!!! XDDD
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>>24802316
I know a girl that says shit like this. I flirt with her on Facebook and she flirts back but he wont ever do anything with me. Even though I i'm doomed to fail I keep trying because baby has some serious back.

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Do they freak you out or nah?what is your opinion
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As long as they maintain a modicum of normalcy (have a little more than weeb interests), then no, they don't.
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>>24801516
where the fuck are these women?
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>>24801679
In their basement flicking their beans to kpop boyband pics

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post in this thread if you have ever been injected with drugs against your will

I got shot up with a bunch of ativan and haldol and then go to tied to a bed in a little room for like 4 days
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>>24800293

72 hour hold? What did you do try to an hero?
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>>24800813
I got in a fight with my mom and I said I would just kill myself and left the house to get away from her and she called the police
after they took me to the hospital I kept trying to leave but magnetic doors are hard to open
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If I ever mentioned my views on drugs publicly, having my drink spiked with a 'psychedelic' at some point would become a real possibility, druggies repeatedly professing their desire to do as much.

Ok every time there is one of these, its only ever "yeah I'm 8x6, Im 10x7" etc.

Lets get EVERYONE posting their HONEST size. If you are in this thread, post your size. I refuse to believe that all you autists have monster cocks.

6 x 5.5 here
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6.5xDunno

7xDunno just before I cum because it always gets really full just before you pop
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Im 7 inches by i dont know. Ever measured my girth.
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7x6 uncut chilean fag here
Took the photo just now
Sorry if i'm all soft, i'm finishing a paper u.u

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What are some redpill truths of the world?
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only two things are certain

death and taxes
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do you really think it's that easy.
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>>24797037
I think, therefore I am. Everything beyond that is uncertain.

>tfw my colleagues and acquaintances, even my parents, think I'm faking depression for attention
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Well you could commit suicide to show them you really mean it, that should convince them.
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Why do they think that? Have you behaved in a melodramatic way in the past?
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>muh depression

I don't believe you either.

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whats worse r9k? not being in a relationship? or being in a relationship but not wanting to be in it? what are your thoughts?
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>>24809307

It's hard to see when you've been lonely for a while, but being alone is a lot better than being with someone you can't stand. It's a lot of time, effort, and money invested into a person you don't really want to be with just to say ">tfw gf."

Appreciate that you at least have your freedom. Women can really fuck your shit up.
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>>24809368
but im not free, im stuck senpai, help.
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You're that same twink who wants to dump his bf but has issues with confronting people.

I once had a gf, and got sick of her pretty fast. Dumped her and regretted it later because she was the only girl who appreciated my autism. That's a different scenario though.

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