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>Be halfway between normie and /r9k/
>Out getting groceries by myself,one of the only times I bother leaving the house
>Girl comes up to me and says,"Can you help me with something?"
>Not really interested in helping her(her tone suggests she is just using me) but ask what she needs help with so it seems I care
>"Just can you help me or not?"
>Tell her it depends
>"Uhh,forget it"
>I just stand there as she stares at me before she walks off,I don't do anything and 5 seconds later she walks back with an annoyed look and says in a pissed off tone,"Listen,do you want to fucking help me or not?"
>Just walk away
Can someone explain to me exactly what it is that is fucking wrong with a woman's brain.Do they act like this because they are mentally inferior,or is it because they are experienced manipulating men and know how to use the exact language require to do so?
I feel like an alien can crashland in my backyard and I'd have an easier time communicate with it then a fucking woman.Also just curious for any robots who actually communicate with women and had this exact scenario happen to them,what do you think her motive was.(I don't live in some nigger shit hole so I doubt she was trying to get me somewhere secluded so her homies could mug me or anything,she was white)
Pic semi-related
I dunno bro. She sounds like she might be a retard. Did she look weird?
>>24812471
Probably wanted to extract free labor from you.
>>24812471
It was probably a "prank" or a "social experiment". Some dumb internet shit bruh
How do niggers feel about Asians (specifically Chinese) keking the shit out of Africa?
Black pussy was literally made for Asian cock
Black men don't care about us unless they need is for something like rent or lowering their child support payments
>White pussy is made for black cock
>Asian pussy is made for white cock
>Black pussy is made for asian cock
And it all comes full circle.
>>24812111
I'm a black man and honestly it doesn't look like you want us. Girls of other colours seem more receptive to me, but every time I approached a girl that happened to be black I'd get shot down. Plus, what you're describing is Tyrone. You literally don't even see black guys like me as humans. We are literally garbage to you.
can we have a thread like this again? it's interesting to see fellow robots' interests, maybe some even will get to know each other! will post template in a follow up
template?
fucking kill yourself robot
template. will also rate back.
Elendig smak, ts. Du liker sikkert syrere, vedder jeg paa.
Gay thread (cont.)
The previous thread had some interesting discussions.
>>24811957
discussions like how good pee-pee tastes?
>tfw no non-sexual gay relationship
Being a gay robot is worse than being a straight robot. Prove me wrong.
Oldfag here. I need help. I'm starting to realize my 13yo son is a robot. My brother was one also, and he committed suicide at 24yo. I'm trying to avoid the same fate for my kid. I've lurked here for a while, and notice a lot of blame being put on the parents. I don't need or want to change him or his ways. I just want to help him be happy. So what are things your normie dad could have done to help you? What mistakes should I avoid?
Don't get divorced. Anyway, if he's already 13 you might be too late, if not this is pretty much your last chance.
>having a kid
Well there was your first mistake. I would turn out a fuck up to if my dad visited 4chan to ask for advise.
>>24811907
You're going to get a lot of bad advice because r9k is 10% robots, 90% trolling normies here to 'look at the zoo' or whatever word they have for being gratuitously shitty to bots
Try to be understanding instead of a judgmental asshole and get him into programming or something that will keep him employed without having to spend too much time interacting with other people
Before you call me a lanklet and think I'm trolling, I am a manlet.
First lets get something cleared up. The 5'10" thing is horseshit.
Really any guy that is 5'8" and up shouldn't have a problem getting girls.
But I am 5'6"...probably closer to 5'5" without shoes.
Guys like me are the ones that are really fucked. No girls will give us a chance to even start with.
I look at the 5'8" guys more harshly than 5'10" and over. Because I know they are only an inch or 2 over me but still that gives them so many more advantages than me.
Fucking kills me guys.
So how do you guys deal with it? i think I'm just about to give up.
>>24811365
Im 5'7" with poor posture, so Ive got nothing to worry about, and really, neither do you. As long as your not shorter than 5'4" you should be fine, its all about not being shit and having a decent body.
5'8 here and pretty comfy. Not quite short, but also not a lanky faggot who can't put on mass
>>24811386
Well I'm not fat at all. But I dont have the skinny look either. I could probably get some abs fairly easy. I could try going to the gym to put on muscle tone, but that probably wouldn't work either.
I think it works against us more than you think.
I have some questions for the MGTOW or just guys in general who have no intention of getting married or having children.
What is your plan? Are you just going to stay alone forever? What is your contribution to society if you keep your money to yourself and don't provide a stable set of people for the future? How are women going to support children without husbands? Are you just going to watch society burn when you could have done something? Isn't that selfish?
It's not like we have other options.
You can adopt, you know.
Gays exist too, you know.
At what point did you think we had a choice in any of this?
The MGTOW people can sing a different tune but for the rest of us, do you actually, honestly think any of us want to stay alone forever?
Where were you when /r9k/ got BTFO by these ugly whales?
But robots don't go for stacies
>>24807151
>insult men with some pretty heavy-hitting lines
>why won't they orbit me instead of Stacy who's actually probably civil to them
hormonal men and women are equally retarded and entitled.
>UGH WHY DO WHORES ALWAYS GO FOR CHAD
>UGH WHY DO NECKBEARDS ALWAYS GO FOR STACEY
spinnin' wheel...
>How come you've never had a girlfriend anon?
>Don't you think it's creepy to be single all this time??
>>24806096
i-i-i've never tr-tried hehe
>how come you keep making these threads anon?
>don't you think its pathetic to be so unoriginal?
what a bunch of ugly whores
Who /bad skin/ here?
>tfw would be average looking if it wasnt for my acne and other face skin shit
what's your routine?
i suggest the /fa/ or r/skincare routine, they're kinda similar
>shower
>skin get really dry afterwards even tho i use shampoo for dry skin
>put on moisturizer(against fatty skin)
>10 min later my face looks like i rubbed it in oil
>if i dont put on moisturizer its even worse
also acne around chin/lips area
this is bullshit,must have something to do with my digestion
>>24804103
Anyone else notice that the word "arse" is literally written across his forehead?
Any other fembots /grewupwithoutadad/? This shit hit me like a ton of bricks...
http://thoughtcatalog.com/shannon-bendell/2015/03/what-its-like-to-be-a-fatherless-daughter/
>>24800172
Is the 'become a slut for male attention' thing real or a meme?
Did he die or did you piece of shit mom not hold him down like a decent woman?
>>24800235
Eh, for some girls it is I guess. If there's a guy I'm becoming attached to, I find myself more willing to go out of my way to please him because I'm afraid of losing him. I don't think I'd ever go slutty though.
>>24800244
Latter.
Where does this image fall in the pepe/wojak canon?
Literally nothing stopping sissy wojak from diving away so Pepe can take a clear shot.
It falls at the end of the pee pee poo poo era, where it was discovered that Pee pee poo poo Pepe was actually not the real Pepe, Wojak discovered this and pee pee poo poo tied him up taking him to that warehouse, luckily Wojak had enough time while pee pee poo poo was pee peeing and poo pooing to contact the real Pepe
The real pepe then headed down to the wearhouse to stop pee pee poo poo, leading to that image
All in all, the real Pepe succeeded and pee pee poo poo was no more, leaving Pepe and Wojak to be best bros once more
Sad Frog and Smug Pepe are two different frogs
>A shy boy
>That grew up to be an awkward adolescent
>That grew up to be a reclusive adult
Shy boys really have no chance. They are socially ostracized from birth. It's no wonder why so many of them go on to commit killing sprees. Being starved for attention your entire life + feeling hatred towards humanity for abandoning you is a recipe for disaster.
When feminists talk about how "Male Entitlement" is to be blame, I just roll my eyes at how removed they are from the situation. The life of a shy boy is something women wouldn't be able to even fathom. Everyone is quick to blame the patriarchy and masculinity, but few every look at the long-term effects of social isolation and what is causing these boys to fall down this path.
Why don't you stop being shy?
>>24815973
>things normalfags say
Shy boys learns early in school that there is something wrong with them. Teachers tell them to speak up more. Its a hard life for shy boys. Its no wonder these boys grow up to hate the system that has ostarised them and told them from a young age their shy personality is a problem.
Getting bullied in school.
In before underage.
18 here
I am going to create a fake normie book profile messaging him pictures of isis beheadings and telling him he is a retard.
Good idea? or should I ignore the bullying and hope it goes away.
I recommend beating the shit out of him, and then message him ISIS beheading videos if you really still feel like it
>you're the one getting bullied
>you'll still be the one going to jail if you do that
Kek
>>24815480
What you mean going to jail. Is it illegal to call some one a retard over the internet?
> studying Media and Anthropology
> constantly crushed by the realisation that my degree is useless and I'll have wasted three years
What's your major /r9k/?
Are you enjoying it ?
>>24814731
why did you do this?
my major is biology, i'm pre-med
Even a useless degree is better than no degree.
>>24814747
I dropped Math in high school cause /lazyass/ so my options were limited
